SUPERMASTOUR PRESENTS
HIS XENOBLADE X SITCOM:
Private Prague, U.N.P.K
Chapter 1
INTRO
A lone space capsule drifted through space, however, it seemed this one was of seperate composition than that of the modern space faring vessels. This capsule had the logo of the UN on the right side, and a large blue U and N on the left, leaving no mistake of who owned it.
Inside, as seen through a tiny slit that was heavily defended by glass, was a person, a male dressed in battlefield clothing that was heavily asleep.
DAY 5432, a large monitor projected to his sleeping face, FOOD RATIONS: 45%, WATER RATIONS: 42%. BODY STATUS: Yellow.
The small capsule started getting caught by a large force, a planet, which caused the device to shoot out a small laser to the celestial body.
"Planet status..." the computer said, "Green- Safe for Human Habitation. Recognized Human Radio Signals detected- Commencing landing."
The capsule rocket towards the planet at a safe rate, slowly going past the orbital sector and plummeting into the planet.
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"Here it is..." an armed man said, "I never thought this plan succeeded." he chuckled and told his partner, and equally armed and brunette woman.
"The U.N doesn't leave us alone... even from the grave." the woman laughed as she tried to open the capsule, "Too bad we're Reclaimers... we always go to the most dangerous places." she looked at the large grazing creatures near them.
"I thought we had to get pieces of the White Whal-" the man paused when the doors opened by themselves, "What in th-"
"New Los Angeles..." the figure mumbled when he walked out of his capsule. The man was around 5 foot 10 with an Anglo-Saxon appearance. He had some bangs sticking out of his blue helmet which were the color of wet dirt and eyes that were protected by black sunglasses. The soldier had an AK-47 with a scope and a grenade launcher slung on his back, along with other various weapons strapped to his belt and body armor.
"Hey!" the woman yelled when the soldier ran off into the distance, "Oh... he's going to get eaten, alright..." she sighed.
"And he's a real person." the man said, "We can't let the Colonel find out we let him leave!" he yelled.
"This is really the planet you landed on." the capsule soldier muttered, "Seems... odd..." he looked at a pig-like creature, "Hey... at least it's kinda like Ea-"
"Don't touch it!" the woman soldier grabbed him, "Don't you see that big mamma Suid!?" she pointed to a large purple version of the creature.
"A what?" the capsule soldier asked, "A suid? What kind of name is that!?" he yelled, "I would have called it... Little Astropig!" he chuckled, "Am I right, little fella?" he patted the little suid.
"CREE!" the creature oinked, alerting the big Iron Suid nearby.
"You've done it now!" the male soldier stammered, "We're pig food!" he pulled out a regular assault rifle.
"Worry not, Private..." the capsule soldier smirked, "I am Sergeant Prague... United Nations Peacekeeper of the SWORD Program..." he aimed his rifle, then fired at the little suid, killing it quite rapidly.
"AH!" the woman soldier gasped, "How did you-"
"Grenade!" Sergeant Prague threw a bomb at the bigger suid, then tackled the two soldiers down.
"CRAAA!" the Iron suid squealed when the grenade blew up, "RAHHHH!" it bellowed in anger.
"Not today!" Sergeant Prague stood back up and blasted it with his rifle, rendering it defunct and dead.
"Who are you?" the two soldiers stood up and asked.
"Sergeant Prague of the UN Peacekeeping Corps." Prague responded, "Now, where is this New LA?" he asked.
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"So I'm going to ask you a few questions." Prague asked the soldiers as they entered New LA by the West Gate. "What kind of government institutions have you established on... Mira?"
"Well, we're not one to be asking those questions, look." the male soldier pointed to a dark skinned woman with white hair standing by a giant robot.
"And who may that be?" Prague muttered as he saw four other soldiers standing next to her, and one- little potato man?
"Ah... Welcome." the woman turned to him, "It seems you were the one that sent out that signal... Luckily you landed in Primordia." she muttered, "Or we may not have rescued you in time."
"What do you mean?" Prague growled, "Anywho... I am Sergeant Pra-"
"About that." a blond woman spoke, "We kind of demoted you... seeing you're not part of BLADE."
"WHAT!?" Prague yelled, "I am Sergeant Augustus Prague of the United Nations Peacekeeping Corps and a participant of the SWORD Program!" he roared, "And under the parameters of the SWORD Program, once I find an extraterrestrial human colony, I am the one who will take charge of it to foster peace! You will accept my peaceful terms... BY FORCE." he growled.
"Woah!" the blond woman said, "Watch out, guy! Or you'll meet the woman who's going to wreck your lfie!" she hissed.
"He's right." the dark skinned woman said, "He has total sense."
"What do you mean, Elma?" a small black haired girl asked, "What is he talking about."
"He's talking about the SWORD Program, Lin." Elma responded, "The Survival of World Order and Resistance of Destabilization Program." she informed, "The U.N, the world government before the destruction of Earth, made it just in case we ever made colonies beyond Earth."
"That's right." Prague nodded, "And this is a colony beyond Earth. So I am in command of it." he said pridefully.
"Look here, man!" a large buzz cutted man walked up, "As a Harrier, one should never take such an offensive position on things! You got that!?"
"We decided already, Colonel!" the blond woman said, "Since he's not part of BLADE, he's a Private!"
"How dare you call me a Private!?" Prague growled, "I am a Sarg-"
"We did decide on that, Irina." Elma shrugged her shoulders, "I'm sorry, but under BLADE rules, you're a Private."
"Relax, it's not that hard to rise in the ranks." Lin walked up to him an smiled, "You'll get up eventually."
"But that means... I'm..." Prague muttered, "Private Prague..."
"I'm Gwin, nice to meet you." a brunette man extended his hand, "What's up?"
"I'm a Sarg-"
"Actually." Elma interrupted him, "It says in your data chip that you're Private." she showed the information, "No lies there."
"No... It can't be..." Prague muttered, "So you're telling me all those days in the academy-"
"Probably cryosleep." Doug shrugged his shoulders, "It did that to all of us... We all lost something. Like Irina here was at one time the sweetest girl alive." he joked.
"Grrr..." Irina growled and elbowed the Harrier in the gut, "Shut up!"
"Ugh..." Doug groaned and rubbed his flank, "Yeah... she used to make cupcakes and cookies... with little sprinkles- DAH!" he was elbowed in the chest, then uppercutted in the chin. "Hrrr..." the man ate the attack, then glared at Irina.
"Eh he... eh he..." Irina chuckled weakly and sidestepped.
"I can't believe I'm not a Sergeant..." Prague fell to his knees, "I had worked so hard, but in vain."
"He doesn't really have that leader attitude..." Lin whispered to Elma, "But it still kinda sad..."
"No I'm as low down as this potato." Prague patted the little creature.
"Tatsu is not potato! Or Low down!" Tatsu growled in anger, "Tatsu is leader of Team Tatsu!"
"You're right, probably not as lowdown..." Prague muttered, "At least I can still speak English..." he chuckled.
"Tatsu can speak Human Gibber Jabber!" Tatsu jumped up and down in range.
"You know what?" Lin giggled, "You and I are going to be best friends, Private Prague." she patted his blue UN helmet.
"It still pains me to hear that title." Prague sighed, "But I am going to do my best to be a Sergeant!" he clenched his fist and raised it to the sky, "And first order of business, take over the Government and make it stable!" he said and started to walk off.
"Woah woah woah!" Gwin called out, "Hold it!"
"Private Prague!" Elma said, making the man turn, "Rest assured we have the order set down." she explained.
"Hey..." Prague pointed at her, "Don't worry..." he smiled, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."
"Oh my God..." Irina gasped.
"We gotta stop him." Doug muttered, and the five ran behind the U.N soldier...