This story was inspired by yet another night of insomnia. Thanks shmyshmy! lolz!

Basically we all know how it works- he said/she said- someone says something completely retarded and someone shouts "That's what she said!" and everyone bursts out laughing so hard that they start tearing up and bursting blood vessels. So here we go...

Settings: Post BD, Cullens are vamps (because it's funny), Q's are wolves (dur), pretty much everyone else is human unless I mention otherwise...

Disclaimer: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't own Twilight, But neither do YOU!

Chapter 1: Teletubbie Hell

"God, Emmett! What the Hell?!" Bella shouted as she walked in the back door to the Cullen mansion.

Emmett barely registering her presence, "Huh?" he muttered.

"Why the fuck are you watching Teletubbies? You're a grown man... Wait. How old are you anyways?" Bella trailed off without receiving an answer from Emmett.

Jasper, feeling the hostility eminating from the living room, went in to diffuse the situation, whatever was going on. He stopped as soon as he entered the room and realized what the commotion was. Emmett perched with wide eyes starring at the television. What was more disturbing was the program currently on. "Why can't I look away?" he panicked.

"Quick, Jasper! Where's the remote?! We have to.. turn... it.... off... before..."Bella trailed off. It was too late, she was sucked into the programming too. Without blinking or releasing her gaze on the screen ahead she scooted into a seated position next to Emmett on the floor.

Jasper tried his hardest not to look at the screen but couldn't help the compulsion that he felt to look up. He forced his eyes shut and used his memory of the living room layout to zip through to find the remote control. He found it, and not a moment too soon. Edward had finally come in the back door and finding everyone in the house bunched in the large living room starring at the TV.

"What's going on here?" he looked up and cocked his head to the side. "Why is the Sun a baby's face? Hello? Anyone?" He looked down and saw the hypnotized expressions on everyone's face and laughed. "You should know better than to put it on Public Access channels, Emmett." He yanked the remote out of Jasper's tight grip and depressed the power button.

Everyone shook their heads and blinked wildly around them, taking in their surrounding.

Bella hopped up and threw herself at Edward, he stumbled back at the force of her launch, "Oh my God, Edward. Thank you so much! I don't know what we would have done without you. I don't want to spend eternity in Teletubbie Hell!" She began to dry sob.

"Jasper! What the fuck?! Stop that!" Edward shouted. Jasper hung his head muttering sorry, but not before being interupted by Emmett's booming voice, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

Bella and Edward couldn't hold back the laughter that threatened to overtake them then. For all intents and purposes, it was true. Alice did say that... more often than anyone wanted to admit.

Ya, I know it was short. But you have to admit that it was damn funny! If you don't believe me about Teletubbie hypnosis, try it... you'll be stuck starring until the show is over, that is as long as it isn't part of a Tubbie-a-thon. Because then you're just fucked royal!

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