Now here's a terrible fanfic...
My sister wanted me to write this after finding out what a certain word (no, you perverts!) meant.
Dedicated to two people in Maplestory: RoseeRosetta, my sister and ArbilEiyu, "dud" (and I will call you that from now on)

Disclaimer: Do I look like I got the big "c" on my head... or anywhere? I don't think so!

I started at my laptop in disbelief, looking at on very ugly brunette character, who, of course, was pixelated. As usual, this little pile of pixel formed a smile at my character: a red-head that was as pale as a vampire.

"He's here?!"

We were both in Ardentmill, crafting town for those who don't know, when suddenly a blonde pops up.

"DUD!" a talking bubble appears over the girl's head.

"Of course, she types in all caps," I thought to myself as I glare at the girl beside me, my sister.

"Rosee!" the brunette with a terrible hairstyle replies quickly. As the bubble lingered in the air, I mentally chuckled.

"Good thing he doesn't know her real name."

"DUD! YA WANNA KNOW WHAT DUD MEANS?" Rosee types back as she smiles (Although smiles are usually beautiful, this one was not; pixelated smiles are less beautiful than you think.) using her character.

Arbil, who knew this old nickname of his, put on a bewildered face. "Sure?" he questionably answered.

"OK THEN!" a bubble pops up above her head yet again. "IMMA TELL YA A STORY FIRST THOUGH!"

"Ok then," Arbil types quickly," I'm listening."

"SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS PLAYIN BOOKWORM..." she began.

I finally decided that I was going to interrupt a little bit, thanks to my prior know of the story she was about to divulge: my sister always told me everything.

"And she made the word 'dud,'" I typed quickly, glancing at my sister. The girl who I have always beaten (and probably always will beat) at typing faster started complaining. She then mashed a couple buttons on her laptop's keyboard and swiftly pressed Enter.

The message that instantly appeared over Rosee's head said,"LAWIEFGTBP9YHGPOWQU5HP028HPGOWUPGVOIUQW."

"Dud" made his favorite face as I proceeded to speak again.

"And the game put the definition of the word 'dud' on there," a white bubble appeared over the red-headed character.

I could hear the angry girl yelling since I was a mere two feet away from her. "Lemme say what it means, *Chewyyy!" she screeched... straight into my ear.

"Only if you don't make me deaf," I retorted. As I said that, a speech bubble had already appeared over Rosee's blonde locks.

"DUD MEANS SOMETHING USELESS AND WORTHLESS!"

*Sorry guys, but I'm not about to put my actual name on this website.

And yes, that is the true definition of "dud..." Even I didn't know that until my sister told me. Another yes, she did, in fact, play Bookworm on her iPhone when the word appeared.

All the people mentioned in the story ARE real, but this small incident was entirely made-up.

Love you guys!