"ACK! Go away you dumb moth!" Demyx shouted swatting at an annoying moth, "I'm going to get all sweaty!"

"Uhh... Demyx, what are you doing?" Axel questioned as the water controling Nobody swatted his arms around like an idiot.

"The moth! It won't die!" he exclaimed flailing even more.

Beads of sweat rolled down Axel's head, "That isn't how you kill a moth..."

"Oh really? Then how do you kill moths!"

"Well there are probably many different methods," Axel stated half pondering what was the best method.

"What are you two foolish little nosepickers conversing about?" Saix questioned waking up to the two Nobodies whom he noticed were not doing their job.

"Demyx was freaking out over a moth...WAIT! Foolish little nosepickers?"

"I was freaking out! I was just trying to kill it."

"You can't kill a moth by flailing around like an idiot."

"I'm not an idiot!"

"I said like an idiot, not that you are an idiot..."

"You're both idiots so get back to doing your missions."

"No we haven't killed the moth yet. So Axel how do you kill a moth?"

"Well you could probably wack it with you sitar like it was some type of flyswatter."

"That'll hurt my sitar though!"

"Don't be such a baby, you use your sitar as a weapon so why can't you kill a moth with it?"

"Because I'll get moth guts on it!"

"Then clean it later or don't kill it."

"But it's annoying me!"

"Both of you shut up!"

"No!" they yelled in unison.

"C'mon Saix, you know the moth is annoying you too," the fiery Nobody persuaded.

"Yeah help us figure out a good way to kill it."

Saix sighed, "Fine why don't you try catching it in your hands."

"But my gloves will get all icky," Demyx complained.

"Then wash them later...seriously dude you control water."

"It's still gross!"

"Both of you are such imbeciles."

They ignored Saix's mean comment and continued their important dicussion, "Seriously there has to be more ways to kill a moth."

"I know but I just can't think of any... What about you Saix?"

"No I cannot, so if you don't mind I've got to get back to my job."

"Whatever we'll figure it out on our own, right Axel?"

"Yup, I know there have to be more ways to kill a freaking moth! I know maybe we could drown it!"

"But we'd have to catch it first."

"But if you use your powers of controlling water."

"Yeah but then it'd ruin the Grey Area."

"Oh right forgot about that... Maybe throw rocks at it."

"There's too many windows around don't ya think?"

"Aw man this is hard..."

"Why aren't you two doing your jobs?" Xigbar questioned walking up to them noticing that they weren't supposed to be there at the moment.

"I'm trying to help Demyx figure out a way to kill that dumb moth."

"We can't think of anything!"

"...Have you idiots thought to set it a flame?"

"You mean have Axel use if fiery-ness to kill it?"

"Yes...wouldn't that be the easiest way to kill a moth?"

"Now that you mention it... That is a good idea thanks Xigbar!" Axel exclaimed then went closer to the moth, snapped his fingers and burnt the moth into little ashes.

"Your welcome I'm so happy I could solve your little issue now clean up to ashes and get to work," he said sarcasticly walking away.

"Jeez he could be a little bit nicer we just killed something almost more annoying than Larxene."


Author's Note: So I have no clue where this came from... I saw a picture with a chibi Demyx, talked to a friend who had just killed a moth at the time and ate melon bread so maybe that's how this came to be... I hope you enjoyed it.