(Answer to a FAQ for most of my stories: Perry and the boys are able to communicate through translators. The boys built them after remembering the second dimension. Only Phineas and Ferb own the translators. If you're curious, be sure to check out my other fics, they're a series! HAPPY READING!)

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"I can't get into my email." Phineas said.

Perry hopped into his lap and looked at the computer screen.

"It says 'THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED FOR SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY'. Gosh, Phinny. I didn't know you were guilty of suspicious activity. Are you a smuggler or something?"

"It says I have to follow some steps to recover my account." Phineas said.

"Step one: Put in the exact month, day and year you created this account." Perry read. "Step two: Put in the exact month, day and year you were last able to access this account."

"WHO REMEMBERS THAT SORT OF THING?!" Phineas shouted.

"Dear Diary: Today, March 5, is the very day I created my Danvillemail account. I should write down every day I can access it because I have no life." Perry mocked.

"Still doesn't work." Phineas said. "I know! Ferb and I should make our own email system! Ferbmail! FERB!" Phineas went running upstairs.

"I didn't get my breakfast yet!" Perry yelled.

...

Phineas and Ferb were discussing their success with Ferbmail over breakfast.

"And we have over one million users already!" Phineas said. "Including dad!"

"What an adorable imagination you boys have." Linda said.

"They really did that." Candace said.

"I need my breakfast." Perry chattered.

"You should get an account, mom." Phineas said. "It's a whole new experience in emailing."

"Ferbmail guarantees satisfaction." Ferb said.

"Oh, how cute." Linda said.

Perry got the box of Platypus Puffs out of the cupboard and shook it.

"In a sec, Perry." Phineas said. "We're telling mom about Ferbmail."

"Sure, I'm wasting away and all you can think about is mail."

"If you choose to delete a message, a giant pterodactyl flies onto the screen and eats it." Ferb said.

"Gee, I can't decide whether I should eat all six Platypus Puffs now or save one for later." Perry said.

"Uh oh. Did we forget to buy more Platypus Puffs at the store, mom?" Phineas asked.

"There's some canned food in the fridge you can give him." Linda said.

Phineas went to the fridge and poured the canned food into Perry's dish. He put the few Platypus Puffs that were in the box on top. "There you go, boy."

"Finally. I'm so hungry my throat hurts." Perry began to eat.

"Hey, Candace." Jeremy said.

Candace nearly swallowed her pancake whole. "Jeremy! When did you get here?"

"Sorry I'm a little late for our morning date. I just got a new email account, and it's so awesome! It's like a whole new experience in emailing. Here, I'll give you my new address so you can reach me."

He wrote jeremyjohnson on a napkin and handed it to Candace.

Candace fumed.

"Are you ready for our date?" Jeremy asked.

"Yes." Candace grumbled. She stood up and left the table.

...

"Come on, Perry!" Phineas said, snapping Perry's leash onto his collar.

Perry tugged on the leash. "No! I have been captured."

"We're going to the Danville Fair tonight." Phineas said happily. "It's so fun. It's in Downtown Danville. Mom's finally letting Ferb and I go by ourselves."

"I hate the leash. Can I not be on the leash?"

"You can be in your harness. The one with bunnies all over it."

"Fine, I'll be on the leash."

"You'll love the Danville Fair, Perry." Phineas said, leading Perry down the stairs. "All the stores stay open really late."

Ferb was putting on his coat.

"Aww, is it still cold outside?" Phineas asked.

Ferb nodded. "Mom says Perry needs his winter booties or his feet will get too cold."

"Why do you insist on humiliating me?" Perry moaned.

"At least you don't have to wear Candace's old Bango-Ru mittens." Phineas said. He set Perry down on the couch and began tying on his booties. "Mine got too small for me."

"The polar bear on the booties could pass for a Bango-Ru with those creepily huge eyes. You're tying them on too tight. They're supposed to be loose enough for me to chew the laces off. I don't get why I can't just walk alongside you two."

"Because Isabella and Baljeet and Buford will be there." Phineas said. "They can't see you walking on your hind feet."

"Tell them you genetically engineered me or something. Or that I'm not really Perry, I'm a Perry-robot."

"Come on, Perry." Phineas said, pulling on the leash.

Perry hopped down from the couch with some difficulty and attempted to walk in his booties.

...

"Danville's so pretty at night." Phineas said.

Perry and the boys walked past many tables with things for sale. The people standing at the tables waved at them.

"Hi, Joan!" Phineas said. "Hey, Luke. Nice to see you, Paula. Hi, Jake. Hi, Toby."

"You know everyone." Perry said.

"Of course. I've lived in Danville my whole life." Phineas said. He started to skip. "Come on, you guys. Let's sing a song."

"I hate my booties." Perry sang.

"Oh, Perry."

"I smell chocolate." Ferb said.

They stopped in front of a chocolate shop.

"I think I'm attracted to that scent. We have to go in now." Perry said. "Besides, it's cold. And nothing warms you up like warm chocolate."

"Fire could warm you up better." Ferb said.

"But that wouldn't be the same warm as warm chocolate." Phineas said.

"Warm is starting to sound like worm." Perry said. "Worm worm worm worm…"

"Let's get chocolate." Phineas interrupted.

They headed into the crowded shop.

"I'll pay." Perry offered.

"I don't think you'll be able to get your wallet out with your booties." Ferb said.

Perry sulked.

"Look." Phineas said. "They have marshmallows on a stick covered in fudge."

"And chocolate shakes. And chocolate ice cream. And bananas dipped in three kinds of chocolate." Ferb said.

"You guys are going to be impossible after you've eaten all this." Perry said.

"Hi, Phineas!" Said Isabella, dragging her Chihuahua Pinky along on a leash. "Whatcha doin'?"

"Buying chocolate." Phineas said.

"Nice booties." Pinky told Perry.

"Oh, shut up." Perry grumbled.

"I went in to work yesterday, and Monogram was showing this lady around the agency." Pinky said.

"What lady?"

"I don't know. Her name's Sandra Synonym. He was telling her how the computers worked. We're thinking she might take over the computer repair job."

"Interesting."

"Come on, Perry." Phineas said. "We got our chocolate." He tugged on Perry's leash.

"Bye." Perry said. He followed Phineas out of the shop.

Phineas gave Perry a fudge-covered marshmallow.

They continued their walk through the streets.

"Look, an old caboose!" Phineas said, eating a chocolate-covered strawberry from his chocolate bag.

"Let's go see it!" Ferb said.

They headed over to the old caboose.

"Cool train." Ferb said.

"Super cool!" Phineas said.

Perry snuck another marshmallow from Phineas's bag and watched the boys admire the train.

Nothing made him happier than just being with them. They were his family, and he loved them more than anything.

...

"Buh-lowfish!" Ferb snickered.

Perry tugged on his leash, trying to drag the boys home. They were completely hyped up on sugar.

"It's a horse!" Phineas laughed. "A horse in a bookcase!"

"A hurse ern ur burkcurse!"

"Bookcase is a weird word. Bookcase. Ha ha!"

"Come on, boys. We're almost home." Perry said.

"Phineas Flynn." Ferb said, doubling over with laughter.

"Garbage truck!" Phineas giggled.

Perry pulled them into the house and led them upstairs into their room.

"Help me get my booties off." He said.

"Bootay." Ferb said.

Phineas went hysterical.

"Take them off, please." Perry growled.

"Bootay." Ferb said. "Bootay booties."

"Burties!" Phineas said, tears coming out of his eyes.

Perry sighed. He went over to the stairwell and tugged his front booties off with his teeth. He tossed them down the stairs.

"Those should be fun for Candace to find in the morning." He muttered.