Disclaimer: Roses are red violets are blue I don't own so you can't sue
Caboose: Hey Church look at all the birds!...Why are they flying around in circles?
*totally oblivious to the conversation*
Tucker: Aww how come they get a girl!
Tex: Umm you guys do realize im a chick and im standing right here?
Caboose: yeah tex but when we say a girl we mean a girl girl
Tex: And what the hell does that mean?
Caboose and Tucker: *both back away and hide* Nothing!
Caboose: Do you think she heard your secret plan?
Tucker: only one way to find out
Tucker: Hey tex did you hear churches 'secret plan' to tell the reds you were gonna blow'em up?
Tex: doesn't answer
Caboose: I don't think she knows
Lopez: WHY AM I SPEAKING SPANISH! I don't know Spanish!*says in spanish*
Simmons: Uhh….Sure
Caboose: OHoh oh oh oh tucker tucker tucker tucker tucker!
Tucker: yes you can radio him….
Caboose: YAY!
Church: No that's private tucker
Tucker: YO
Doc: I received your call for a medic
Caboose: Medic that was like three months ago
Tucker: What did you do crawl here?
Doc: I came as quickly as I could now where's the patient?
Church: She's about 50 yards behind you and 6 feet down
Doc: Whos in the other grave?
Church: That's uh that's me
Doc: Uh huh of course
Caboose: see he got killed by this uuh crazy tank
Tucker: Or by the idiot driver…
Caboose: ooh yea and then he became uuh this really mean ghost and uhh took over a Mexican robot's body and then we had to spray paint him blue and now he is uhh alive again and in a body…
Tucker: right and it took us six weeks to turn off his Spanish setting
Church: *in Spanish* its not entirely off moron…
Tucker: *sighs* ill go get the Spanish to English dictionary
Doc: No I'm just gonna check your vitals
Caboose: I bet I have better vitals than you
*pauses*
Whats a vital?
Doc: Im a pacifist
Tucker: A thing that babies suck on?
Caboose: No that's a pedophile
Sarge: Nice shot cupcake
Church: Well just get over there and yell Bang bang bang
Doc: I can't go over there unless he needs help
Church: Ok *shoots cabooses foot*
*in the backround Caboose: OWW my foot!*
Donut: burned dude burned
Simmons: oh shut up your armors pink
A/N: Just some fave quotes of mine form season 1