"Are we there yet?"
"Percy we just got in the car."
"Oh. Are we gonna be there soon?"
"We haven't even started driving yet."
"Oh."
"Don't touch my radio."
"But this song sucks."
"It doesn't matter what you think."
"But it's terrible. I'm gonna die if I have to listen to more Lady Gaga."
"Lady Gaga is fine."
"Can we listen to something else?"
"No."
"Please Jason?"
"No Percy."
"PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE JASON?"
"Okay, fine! We can listen to your music for a little bit. Just stop screaming in my ear!"
"Yay! Thank you Jason."
"Percy?"
"Yesssssssssss, Jason?"
"Did you just turn on the Hampsterdance?"
"Yessssss, whyyyyyy?"
"Give me the aux cord."
"NO!"
"Give me the aux cord Seaweed Brain!"
"Never!"
"Aha!"
"Awww, I wanted to be supreme lord of the radio…."
"Obviously you can't, because you have a horrible choice in music."
"You know you like Crazy Frog."
"We're here."
"Wait! Jason! Come back! You need to admit it! Stop lying to yourself!"
"This conversation is over Kelp Head."
"But Jason!"
First ever fanfiction! For the Gummy! Huzzah for BroTP! Or OTP if you desire to see it that way!