Things are going to be a little different in this file.. but don't worry.. things will work out... mwhahaha... Oh and I still don't own Gundam Wing... or anything else for that matter..
My eyes stared lazily out a window. We hadn't had a case in days, what was going on? Had the people from Gundam Wing gained a conscious? Became model citizens for once in there bloody lives? It appeared that way, but I was suspicious.
The door to my office slammed open with a bang. "Kaige!" My boss bellowed with his mouth wide open. I jumped up eagerly and grabbed his arm. "Did someone die, please tell me someone's dead, I need something to do!! What's happened!! Tell me!! Tell me now!!" I practically screamed in his ear.
Somehow he managed to pry himself from my grip. "We have work, but it's not coming from those Gundam people this time." My eyes widened in shock. All of our work thus far had come from "those Gundam people". "Then who the hell is it then?!?!" Latching on to his arm once more.
He shook his head and pulled his arm away once more. "Ever heard of a guy named Tenchi Masaki?" I nodded my head slightly. "You mean that guy that lives with all those girls?" He nodded and handed me a file. "He was murdered last night, drowned in his bath." He turned and left my office, leaving me with my new case.
And that's how my work has now become.. The Anime Murder Files!!!
Case No. 4- Which Hoe Killed Pimp Man?
Investigating Detective- Kaige
The Victim:
Tenchi Masaki, he went to take a bath. He never returned from the bath. He was found later face down in the tub. Signs of struggle were everywhere, there was no doubt that he had been murdered.
The Suspects:
Ayeka- She wants Tenchi for herself. Was it enough to kill to keep him from the others? If that's the case, it was a good idea, but not a smart one.
Ryoko- Had Tenchi wanted to marry someone else? Had she been pushed over the breaking point. Or did she feel that if she couldn't have no one could?
Sasami- Was she tired of everyone fighting over Tenchi, did she want attention? Or did she want Tenchi too? Did this young girl kill for any reason?
Washu- Did she kill him for one of her experiments? I don't think she wants him too, but anything is possible with murder.
Mihoshi- She's not very smart but, she still has enough brains to know how to kill someone. Unless her stupidity is all an elaborate plot to throw the cops of her trail.
Kiyone- She's one of the only people who don't seem to want Tenchi? Did he know something that she didn't want him to tell anyone? Did she kill to keep a secret?
The Setting- The Masaki house.. or the brothel, as I had come to call it....
And the investigation begins...
I arrived late in the afternoon to begin my investigation. I began by questioning Ryoko. She looked quite heartbroken by Tenchi's death and was drinking a little too much "tea" if you catch my drift. "Look, all I want to know is did you kill Tenchi Masaki?"
Ryoko looked at me oddly and held out a cup of "tea". "It looks as if you need some of this too." I took the cup happily and drink it all in one swallow. "That's some good shit!" Ryoko handed me a jug of the "tea" and we happily drunk the afternoon away.
Later that evening...
I stumbled drunkenly away from Ryoko. "You knows... someone as.. nice as you.. can'ts be the killer." The next thing I knew I was questioning a toaster. My drunken stupor slowly faded as I realized what I was doing.
A giggle alerted me to the presence of someone else. I turned to find a young girl with blue pigtails. "Why is your hair that color?" A look of confusion replaced the amused look on her face. "That's my natural hair color, and who are you?"
"I'm investigating Tenchi's death, I take it you're Sasami." The girl nodded in reply. I pulled my gun from it's holster and advanced on her. "Now, did you kill Tenchi?" The girl burst into tears. "No, how could you think I had anything to do with Tenchi's death, we all loved him." She ran from the room.
A short red-haired woman came into the kitchen next. "Where's Sasami, I'm hungry!" I swung my gun at her. She just shook her head and turned me into a water nymph. "Now you stay that way until you can learn to be friendly. I glared and tried to bit her ankle. She ignored that and left the room.
I sat down in a corner of the kitchen. If Washu had been the killer she would have just used him in a project or killed him in a different manner. That left only three more people and I had an idea of who it was. I pulled myself from my thoughts and sneaked around the silent Masaki home.
Noises came from the bath. I entered the room with as little noise as possible. My eardrum nearly burst as a shrill laugh resounded off the walls. "They'll never find out it was me." The purple-haired woman talked to herself. She didn't sound like she was quite sane at the moment, but I stayed to hear more.
"Now Tenchi will never leave me, for I'm the only one who can see Tenchi's ghost." If only I could use my gun. My only hope would be to get Washu to listen to reason. Which wouldn't be easy.
Hours later...
Washu was putting the finishing on her experiment. Which had required the blood of a water nymph. She had changed me back after repeated pokes of the needle. By the time I reached Ayeka she was raving about Tenchi's ghost talking to her. I killed her out of mercy and blamed the whole thing on Washu.
Washu gave me evil looks as the cops took her away. "Next time, don't try turning me into a water nymph!" I slammed the door shut and the cop's pulled away. Sasami gave me a sad look. "If only we had known that Washu was crazy and killed Tenchi, maybe we could of saved Ayeka." I just shook my head and walked away. Comforting little bastards was definitely something I didn't want to do.
And the first case that didn't involve Gundam Wing was solved.. or half-assed solved is more like it..
My eyes stared lazily out a window. We hadn't had a case in days, what was going on? Had the people from Gundam Wing gained a conscious? Became model citizens for once in there bloody lives? It appeared that way, but I was suspicious.
The door to my office slammed open with a bang. "Kaige!" My boss bellowed with his mouth wide open. I jumped up eagerly and grabbed his arm. "Did someone die, please tell me someone's dead, I need something to do!! What's happened!! Tell me!! Tell me now!!" I practically screamed in his ear.
Somehow he managed to pry himself from my grip. "We have work, but it's not coming from those Gundam people this time." My eyes widened in shock. All of our work thus far had come from "those Gundam people". "Then who the hell is it then?!?!" Latching on to his arm once more.
He shook his head and pulled his arm away once more. "Ever heard of a guy named Tenchi Masaki?" I nodded my head slightly. "You mean that guy that lives with all those girls?" He nodded and handed me a file. "He was murdered last night, drowned in his bath." He turned and left my office, leaving me with my new case.
And that's how my work has now become.. The Anime Murder Files!!!
Case No. 4- Which Hoe Killed Pimp Man?
Investigating Detective- Kaige
The Victim:
Tenchi Masaki, he went to take a bath. He never returned from the bath. He was found later face down in the tub. Signs of struggle were everywhere, there was no doubt that he had been murdered.
The Suspects:
Ayeka- She wants Tenchi for herself. Was it enough to kill to keep him from the others? If that's the case, it was a good idea, but not a smart one.
Ryoko- Had Tenchi wanted to marry someone else? Had she been pushed over the breaking point. Or did she feel that if she couldn't have no one could?
Sasami- Was she tired of everyone fighting over Tenchi, did she want attention? Or did she want Tenchi too? Did this young girl kill for any reason?
Washu- Did she kill him for one of her experiments? I don't think she wants him too, but anything is possible with murder.
Mihoshi- She's not very smart but, she still has enough brains to know how to kill someone. Unless her stupidity is all an elaborate plot to throw the cops of her trail.
Kiyone- She's one of the only people who don't seem to want Tenchi? Did he know something that she didn't want him to tell anyone? Did she kill to keep a secret?
The Setting- The Masaki house.. or the brothel, as I had come to call it....
And the investigation begins...
I arrived late in the afternoon to begin my investigation. I began by questioning Ryoko. She looked quite heartbroken by Tenchi's death and was drinking a little too much "tea" if you catch my drift. "Look, all I want to know is did you kill Tenchi Masaki?"
Ryoko looked at me oddly and held out a cup of "tea". "It looks as if you need some of this too." I took the cup happily and drink it all in one swallow. "That's some good shit!" Ryoko handed me a jug of the "tea" and we happily drunk the afternoon away.
Later that evening...
I stumbled drunkenly away from Ryoko. "You knows... someone as.. nice as you.. can'ts be the killer." The next thing I knew I was questioning a toaster. My drunken stupor slowly faded as I realized what I was doing.
A giggle alerted me to the presence of someone else. I turned to find a young girl with blue pigtails. "Why is your hair that color?" A look of confusion replaced the amused look on her face. "That's my natural hair color, and who are you?"
"I'm investigating Tenchi's death, I take it you're Sasami." The girl nodded in reply. I pulled my gun from it's holster and advanced on her. "Now, did you kill Tenchi?" The girl burst into tears. "No, how could you think I had anything to do with Tenchi's death, we all loved him." She ran from the room.
A short red-haired woman came into the kitchen next. "Where's Sasami, I'm hungry!" I swung my gun at her. She just shook her head and turned me into a water nymph. "Now you stay that way until you can learn to be friendly. I glared and tried to bit her ankle. She ignored that and left the room.
I sat down in a corner of the kitchen. If Washu had been the killer she would have just used him in a project or killed him in a different manner. That left only three more people and I had an idea of who it was. I pulled myself from my thoughts and sneaked around the silent Masaki home.
Noises came from the bath. I entered the room with as little noise as possible. My eardrum nearly burst as a shrill laugh resounded off the walls. "They'll never find out it was me." The purple-haired woman talked to herself. She didn't sound like she was quite sane at the moment, but I stayed to hear more.
"Now Tenchi will never leave me, for I'm the only one who can see Tenchi's ghost." If only I could use my gun. My only hope would be to get Washu to listen to reason. Which wouldn't be easy.
Hours later...
Washu was putting the finishing on her experiment. Which had required the blood of a water nymph. She had changed me back after repeated pokes of the needle. By the time I reached Ayeka she was raving about Tenchi's ghost talking to her. I killed her out of mercy and blamed the whole thing on Washu.
Washu gave me evil looks as the cops took her away. "Next time, don't try turning me into a water nymph!" I slammed the door shut and the cop's pulled away. Sasami gave me a sad look. "If only we had known that Washu was crazy and killed Tenchi, maybe we could of saved Ayeka." I just shook my head and walked away. Comforting little bastards was definitely something I didn't want to do.
And the first case that didn't involve Gundam Wing was solved.. or half-assed solved is more like it..