Twas the weekend before school, and all through the neighborhood, not a ball was thrown, or a frisbee tossed. The children were sad to see their precious summer depleting, and couldn't seem to muster the encouragement to do anything else fun. Well, all except two children...
"We need two gigawatts power, Ferb, the reactor isn't spinning yet", said Phineas.
The boys were working on their newest creation, the phobia-destroyer! With this machine, they would soon be able to cure the world of all phobias, allowing for more peaceful civilizations. All they needed was one final bolt tightened to finish the project.
"Ferb, good buddy, would you do the honors?"
Ferb took the wrench and fastened the final bolt tight. The machine was finished!
"We did it! Now we can clear all our friends' phobias, so we won't have another incident like last episode again." Mused Phineas. "Ferb, blast me with the machine. I'll see if it works before we use it on everyone."
Phineas stepped onto the target. Ferb flipped switches and pressed buttons, then the machine's blaster pointed up at Phineas.
"Here goes nothing!" Phineas yelled over the machine.
The blaster shot a bright beam, but it narrowly missed Phineas' head. The beam sailed into a window and reflected into the sky.
"Wh-whoops!" Said Phineas. "I hope the birds are alright, haha!"
Ferb motioned for Phineas to come over to the control panel. Phineas came over, and Ferb pointed to some big flashing words that said "PHOBIA APPLIER".
"Oops!" said Phineas" I forgot to set it to phobia destroyer! That could've been bad, heheh..."
Just then, something loud crashed into their shed. The boys turned quickly to see a man-sized hole in the roof of their shed.
"What was that?" Asked Phineas.
They went over to inspect the crash, and found a bald man in a yellow suit, with a red cape and red gloves. The boys thought he might've been dead.
"Ferb! Who is he? What happened here? Why is he dressed like he's going to ComicCon?"
The bald man opened his eyes. The boys sighed, relieved that they didn't have a dead body in their shed.
"Hello, mister, I'm Phineas, and this is my brother, Ferb. You seem to have fallen into our shed."
The bald man's eyes widened to their limit. He looked as if he was looking at his worst nightmare.
"Umm, are you ok?" Asked Phineas. "You can come inside if you want, we've got cookies and mi..."
Phineas' sentence was cut off by a fist faster than a lightning bolt speeding through the front of his face. The punch was so fast that Phineas' body didn't even move in response to the blow, it simply stood there as the bald man was up to his elbow in Phineas' head. The man ripped his hand out of the boy's head, leaving a circular chasm the size of an arm in Phineas' head. His face was no longer distinguishable. The wind from the punch pushed Ferb outside of the shed, nearly knocking him over. When he unshielded his eyes with his hands, he saw Phineas' lifeless and faceless body flop to the ground, leaving a massive pool of blood on the grass.
"Ohh, ohh!" Ferb cried. "DEAR GOD!" Ferb screamed, in a voice that was anybody's but his. His shock didn't last long, as a bloody fist pounded into his chest, immediately shattering his ribcage and flattening his lungs to paper-thin. Blood shot from his eyes, and he died within two seconds.
The bald man stood over the bodies, looking disgusted.
"How can this be? My worst fear, right here before my eyes... and massive, too! At least I killed them in one punch, as per usual!"
He turned around, and standing there across the yard was Candice, Isabelle, Baljeet, Buford and Perry the Platypus. They all had the same expression, utter terror.
"Oh, great! More giant mosquitoes! Get ready for...
ONE PUUUUUUUNNCCHHHHH! (opm theme song plays)
