It'll Be Fun: Zoey, Rythian and Ravs' Sjindig Story
A Yogscast Feed The Beast Fan Fiction
The Sjindig without the Strawfingers rubbish. Rated T because Yogscast.
I don't own the Yogscast, blah de blah de blah
The little plane chugged across the desert sky, buffeted by thermals. Sjin had been flying for some time, as he didn't know the exact whereabouts of his destination. Finally, he caught sight of the clump of buildings that he assumed was Cabertown. He looked down to find a place to land, but his search was interrupted by the unmistakable sound of a gunshot, and of a bullet whizzing past his ear. After letting out an audible gasp, Sjin touched down on a flat expanse of sand near the town. He was dumbstruck. He had shown no signs of hostility, yet someone, presumably Teep, had greeted him with gunfire.
"Jeez, Teep!", said a familiar voice, "That was a bit excessive."
"Rythian?", Sjin asked.
"Oh. Hi Sjin.", the mage replied.
"What the hell was with the shooting?"
"Sorry about that. Teep gets an itchy trigger finger sometimes."
Rythian shrugged, and almost as if on cue, a new voice entered the fray.
"What's going on here?"
"Um, Zoey", Rythian said sheepishly, "Yeah, This is Sjin."
"Hi Sjin!", Zoey replied, "What brings you here?"
Before the farmer could answer, yet another voice made itself hear. A decidedly Scottish voice.
"Oy!, What's going on here?"
Ravs gave the evil eye to the visitor.
"All right, Sjin.", he snarked, "State your business."
Rythian gave Ravs a poke, and Sjin spoke.
"All right, now that everyone's here, I'll tell you why I'm here. I have three invitations to my Sjindig, which will be held at my farm in a week."
"Hold on.", Zoey said, "THREE invitations? I'm not leaving Tee here all alone."
"You know what, Zoey?", Rythian replied, "Tee can go. I don't want to."
Ravs interjected, "C'mon, Rythian. You should go. This'll be awesome. Oh, and Zoey, would Cabertown be safe were it not for Teep?"
Zoey nodded her head, but Rythian still had reservations.
"Who'll be there?", he asked.
"Everyone!", Sjin replied enthusiastically.
"That won't end well.", Rythian noted.
Rythian started nitpicking.
"Dress code?"
"Casual, but everyone'll be there, so don't look too scruffy."
"Food?"
"Anything you could imagine, all you can eat. Oh, and cider. Lots of homemade apple cider."
Ravs visibly perked up at this.
The nitpicking continued.
"Entertainment?"
"Dancing, mini-games, all sorts of stuff."
"How are we supposed to get there?"
"A bunch of people are coming on a big boat. Making a stop near the Crooked Caber wouldn't be too difficult. That's not too far from here, is it?"
Rythian still wasn't convinced.
Zoey spoke.
'Come on, Rythian. This isn't something that happens very often. We'll get to meet everyone, everyone will be happy, there'll be great food, Ravs'll get drunk and we can laugh at him, and, best of all, we'll get to spend some casual time together. It'll be fun."
Rythian thought about it. Getting to talk to Sjin and Duncan without being angry, meeting some new people, making fun of Ravs, and having some quality fun time with Zoey. He couldn't say no to all that.
"Fine.", he said, "I'll come. You're right, Zoey, it will be fun."
"Glad to see we're all on the same page.", said Sjin, handing out invitations, "See you in a week."
Author's Note: I already have ten chapters of this written. This is the first. I'll publish more if you guys like it