The setting:
It's right after a hunt and Sam and Dean are in a bar. Both order a beer. It's Dean's birthday
(Dean's phone ringing)
Dean:"Hey." (whispers to Sam) "It's Cas."
Sam:(Nods)
Cas:"Hi Dean.I'm at the store,is that okay?"
Dean:"Yeah?Why wouldn't it be?"
Cas:"I didn't know if you wanted me to leave the motel?"
Dean:"Yeah man it's cool."
Cas:"It's your birthday."
Dean:"Yeah…"
Cas:"I'm getting you something."
Dean:"Cas...really, i don't celebrate my don't need to get me anything."
Sam:(whispers)"Cas knows your birthday?"
Dean:(holds phone to chest to muffle sound)"Yeah i guess,you know, angel everything..."
Sam:"Ah."
Dean:"Hey you still there?"
Cas:"Yes me at the motel in twenty minutes."
Dean:"Why…?"
Cas:"Just trust me Dean."
Dean:"Okay,yeah i'll be you in ."
Cas:"Bye."
(Dean gets up from his seat and take his keys)
Dean:"Hey,i got to meet you okay by yourself?"
Sam:"I feel like you're not telling me something."
Dean:"What are you talking about?"
Sam:"Dean.Really?"
(Dean has a confused look on his face)
Sam:"Cas man,i've seen the way you look at him."
Dean:"Sam,you know how much i like can't really think…"
(Sam raises his eyebrows)
Dean:"Boobs!Come on man!You can't possibly think i like CAS?!"
Sam:"Yeah,okay."
Dean:"Whatever man,i'm leaving."
(Dean walks out of the bar and goes to the gets in and calls Cas)
Dean:"I'm on my way."
Cas:"Okay."
(Dean gets to the motel,gets out and shuts the door. He opens the door to a surprising sight. Cas is on the bed naked. He's got cherries down his chest and a pie right at the end *hint hint* Dean is shocked but happy)
Dean:"Umm Cas?...I just have one question…..
Is that pie?"