Andrew and Superfinepaper were on a date. Andrew had just turned 15, and him and Superfinepaper had made up and decided to go back out again.
"Andrew, I'm so glad you could take me back! I missed you. It's been 6 years!", Superfinepaper said while she hugged Andrew with her once lesbian arms.
"Yeah, I missed you too Superfinepaper", Andrew said as he pulled out a napkin from his pocket.
"What's that?" Superfine paper asked
"It's a napkin, I have to throw it away", he said as he walked to the trash can.
After a little while Andrew came back to Superfinepaper.
"Andrew, where were you? Did you cheat on me?" Superfinepaper asked.
"What? Why would I cheat on you? I was gone for 30 seco-".
"YOU MADE ME WAIT FOR YOU FOR THIRTY SECONDS?! THIS IS WHY I'M A HOMOSEXUAL ANDREW, YOU MADE ME THIS WAY, THANKS A LOT. I NEVER LOVED YOU, I ONLY DATED YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE A WOMAN. HAHAHAHA, 100% LESBIAN RIGHT HERE YOU SICK MALE, TRYING TO TRICK A WOMAN INTO THINKING YOU'RE A LESBIAN WHEN YOU WERE REALLY A MAN. THIS IS WHY I HATE MEN, FUCK YOU. I'M GOING TO DO LESBIAN THINGS LIKE GRAB REAL GIRL'S ASSES RIGHT NOW. BYE BYE TERRORIST MALE."