Oh. My. God. …Yes, I started another story. I might have to apologize for this? I know it makes updates for my other stories take longer .z. sorry. I'm working on them! D: I promise! There shall be updates soon!

I just randomly got this idea and decided to write it down. Hope you enjoy, though it might suck a bit. As always, I don't read over these before posting it. ^ ^

"So, Ryuzaki…why are we doing this, again?"

"Because, Light-kun…we need to be able to be in contact with the anonymous teenagers. We will be able to get to know their opinions of the world around them…as well as Kira. Perhaps we can find some valuable info."

"By signing up to a teenage dating site? ?"

"It is not a teenage dating site, Light-kun. It is a website where teenagers come together and chat. Anonymously."

"I still say it's a teenage dating site."

"Believe what you wish. Have you finished setting up an account yet?"

"Yes, I'm done."

"As am I. What is your username, Light-kun? I'll add you as a friend."

Light sighed. "My username is 'iamtotallynotKira'. What's yours?"

"I'm 'CakeFTW'. Let's do this."

Light and L logged on to their new accounts on a chat website L had found. In Light's opinion, L only wanted to sign up to it because there were a lot of MisaMisa advertisements on it. He groaned.

-iamtotallynotKira has signed in-

-CakeFTW has signed in-

CakeFTW: is anyone in here?

iamtotallynotKira: Hello?

MurderWeapon: Hi.

CakeFTW: You have a murder weapon? ! Are you Kira? !

MurderWeapon: …um…no…

CakeFTW: Oh. Okay. Friend me? :D

-CakeFTW has sent a friend request to MurderWeapon-

-MurderWeapon has turned down friend request sent by CakeFTW-

MurderWeapon: You're freaking weird, dude.

iamtotallynotKira: He's right, Ryuzaki. You are freaking weird.

CakeFTW: I do not see how.

iamtotallynotKira: It is pretty obvious.

CakeFTW: Not to me.

iamtotallynotKira: Apparently.

MurderWeapon: Weirdos.

-MurderWeapon has left the chat-

CakeFTW: Well, he wasn't very nice. =/

iamtotallynotKira: Get used to it. This is the internet.

CakeFTW: Why are you typing this when you are sitting right next to me?

iamtotallynotKira: I feel like it. My throat hurts. And you need to get better at typing.

CakeFTW: I type fine.

iamtotallynotKira: You type incorrectly with bad posture.

CakeFTW: Well you are a narcissist.

iamtotallynotKira: No I'm not! I'm just better than everyone else!

CakeFTW: Exactly.

iamtotallynotKira: Ah, you admit that I am the best?

CakeFTW: No. Never mind. Anyway, I believe it is time to have Matsuda, Soichiro, Mogi, and Aizawa make an account on this. I will also inform other contacts of mine to do the same. I'll log off for now.

-CakeFTW has signed off-

-iamtotallynotKira has signed off-

[CHARACTER GUIDE—

CakeFTW: L

iamtotallynotKira: Light

MurderWeapon: Some random dude none of us care about]

I hope you enjoyed! It will get better…I hope…Please alert and review! If I don't get very many reviews for a story, I feel discouraged and think that everyone hates it and then I might not write another chapter. =/

If you hate it, also tell me. :D I don't mind flames.

Sorry it was so short. Please tell me what you think! I'll try to update soon, unless the story epically fails. ^ ^ Thanks for reading, and sorry if I wasted anyone's time! :D

~Ratt Kazamata