Marry,Fuck, Kill

I know I should be working on my other stories, but I have a writer's block. So I decided to write this to try to get rid of it! Read and enjoy, I hope.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Outsiders if I did, Cherry would have died.

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Pony sighed in boredom, it was a Saturday afternoon and he had nothing to do. He had read all his books, and he didn't feel like watching a movie or some inane cartoon.

Pony shifted his gaze lazily around, the gang was all here. Johnny was in a corner just looking at the TV with hazy eyes, Dally was next to him for once not in the mood for any fights or trouble.

Soda, Steve and Two-bit were playing some poker each cheating in their own way, trying to outdo the other. Darry was idly reading his newspaper, a little bored as well.

Pony sighed again, he needed something to kill his boredom otherwise he might kill someone!

Ponyboy suddenly froze, gaining the gang's attention they looked at their youngest who gave a rather innocent smile; one that they would later come to fear.

It was a smile that said Pony just got an idea that would surely traumatize them.

"What'cha smiling at kid?" Steve asked looking a bit concerned at the youngest.

What he didn't expect was for the youngest Curtis to give him a wide smile," Hey Steve? You want to play a game?" Pony said it so innocently that it made them shudder a bit. It sounded like something a child from a horror movie would say.

Steve looked confused but Darry answered for him," Sure Pony, what's the game?"

If it was possible Pony smiled wider," It's rather simple it called 'Marry, Fuck, Kill'. You dish out three names and you have ta choose who you're gonna kill, marry or fuck. I'll show ya, Soda would you marry fuck or kill Angela, Curly, or Evie?"

The group turned their wide eyes at Soda who looked a bit pale," Uh..," for once it seemed Soda was a bit lost for words but answered quickly," I'd kill Curly, marry Evie and fuck Angela."

The group stared shocked as Pony giggled a little," See?! It's easy now its Soda's turn to ask someone."

Soda looked a bit confused but asked," Steve," his best friend snapped his head at him in slight betrayal," Screw,Marry, Kill, Randy the soc, Tim, and.. um Sylvia."

Dally looked sharply at Steve, he better choose wisely otherwise he'd kill the boy.

Steve was sweating a little while the others looked amused, they were actually starting to like the game.

"Um.. I'd kill the soc, marry Sylvia and fuck Tim." The gang looked at the greaser gaping. When suddenly Pony broke out laughing, this was going better than he hoped!

Meanwhile the gang slowly scooted away from the obviously insane greaser.

"What?!" Steve snapped.

"You'd fuck Tim and not Sylvia?" Pony gasped out between his laughter.

"Well Dally would kill me if I slept with his girl, just cause I'll be fucking Tim doesn't mean I have to be sober."

The gang thought about it, and they could sort of see the logic in that.

"Alright smart-ass," Pony looked up from his laughing knowing Steve was talking to him," Angela, Johnny, and Soda."

Steve looked at the young greaser with vengeance coming off him in waves. Thinking he had the greaser in a corner, which is why he and the others were shocked when Pony answered immediately.

"I'd kill Soda, fuck Angela and marry Johnny-cake." The older boys stared at the young teen in shock.

Pony sighed," I can't marry or fuck my brother that's just gross, plus just cause I marry Johnny means we gotta do anythin'."

Johnny gained some color back, looking relieved even though this was a metaphorical game. Pony suddenly smiled evilly at the others, making them gulp a bit.

Just as Pony opened his mouth, the door slammed open. The greaser gang snapped their heads toward the door, thankful that they were saved momentarily from Pony.

And in came walking...

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Yes I know that it's short, but it 7:30 in the morning on a Saturday! That and cause I don't know who I should bring in for this! I was thinking of either bringing in the Shepherds, that includes Angela, or Randy,Cherry and Marcia. Or a few of each.

This is mostly going to be One-shots but the next chapter will be a continuation of this! Oh if you guys know any fun games like this please tell me! I really want to bring in some funny and embarrassing games!

Thanks, please review!