"Hey, Hiccup! Need the usual?"

"Hey, Jack. The usual and a cup of cold jasmine tea, please."

"Ouch. Bad day again?" Hiccup sighs softly and nods to his friend's question. Seeing the look on Hiccup's face was all the silver-haired boy needed to know as he looks over his shoulder to see the kitchen door. "Hey, Rapunzel! One sour apple cake and cold jasmine tea for the Brown Artist!"

"On it!" Shouted a feminine voice, follow by the sounds of trays and utensils rustling in the kitchen. Hiccup takes his usual seat, the table that's only next to the window on the far right of the Santoff Claussen Café. His attire is a brown shirt with black jeans and a pair of white sneakers. After having what may be one of the worst days in his life, Hiccup decided to take the usual. A sour apple cake made out of green apples and a few red apples. He hates bitter cake, he really does but that's the reason he eats them: To kill the negative feelings of his days. He notices a cute couple sits in front of the table, looking all lovey-dovey. The girl cuts a bit of the cake with a spoon and holds it in front of her boyfriend's mouth, telling him to go 'ahh' and have him eat the piece. They laugh softly and share the sweet-flavored cake…

Hiccup couldn't help but feel a tug in his heart.

"Here ya go, lad." An Irish accent snaps Hiccup out of his daze as he turns to a red, curly haired girl wearing a blue T-shirt and a long black skirt that reaches over her knees. She places a cup of tea

"Ah, thanks, Merida." Hiccup lets out a weak smile before looking at the window, hearing the occasional talks between the couple in front of the table. Merida notices the sad look in Hiccup's eyes and clears her throat a little.

"Did…ah…somethin' happen at school?" Hiccup flinches at the question and the hand on his lap clenches into a fist.

"…She rejected me." His low, quiet voice is heard through the redhead's ears. Merida's shock expression is what Hiccup sort of expected.

"Ah…B-But why? There's nothin' wrong with ya."

"She called me a weakling, a fool and useless. Nothing unusual from everyone's view of me." Hiccup chuckles sadly and his eyes slowly turn half-lid, staring out at the couples walking pass the window. "I have expected that from the very start anyway…" Merida puts a hand on Hiccup's shoulder.

"Don't cha worry. I'm sure there are others-"

"Merida, we both know no one likes me that way. After all, I'm Hiccup the Useless." They both know it. Rapunzel and Jack know it. The four teens have been friends since they were kids. Rapunzel went to a culinary school, Merida went to an archery school, Jack transferred to art school (learning about ice sculptures) and Hiccup went to Berk High, a school for future heirs and heiress with his father being the principal. Even though they're in different schools, Santoff Claussen Café is the best (and closest) place they can go to. Every day, after school, they would help up Jack's father by serving the tables, cooking, etc.

"You are not useless. Everyone deserves someone. You'll see." Rapunzel, a short-haired brunette, walks towards Hiccup's table and puts an apple cake next to the tea.

"Here you are. One sour cake. So…uh…what happened this time? Your dad complaining again?" Hiccup looks at Rapunzel and only says bluntly.

"Astrid rejected me."

Those three words are soon followed by the sounds of something hitting the cash register, the rushing feet running towards Hiccup and a white-haired boy to come over to the table in a matter of seconds.

"WHAT!?" Jack and Rapunzel looks at Hiccup with wide eyes.

"Y-Y-Y-You confessed?! How, when!?" Rapunzel grabs Hiccup's hands in hers, concern written over her face. Hiccup sweat drops at the sight and averts his eyes from his friends.

"I put a note in her locker, a poem that says I love her and I want her to meet me in the school garden to show her who I am face to face…And when she saw me…" The three friends lean in to his face.

"Then? Then?!" Hiccup grows quiet for a few moments. After an uncomfortable silence…

"She ended up saying I'm no good for her and she hates the poem; even though I heard her say she loves it…" A stinging sensation can be felt in his eyes. Before Hiccup knows it, tears starts pouring out. Rapunzel and Merida look at each other before turning to Hiccup with worried looks.

"Hiccup, she's not worth it. You shouldn't be discouraged about love because of that girl…" Hiccup chuckles and nods solemnly, his heart twisting with pain.

"It doesn't matter…" Hiccup picks up a fork and stabs it softly into the cake, taking a small piece of it and plop it into his mouth. He winces at the bitter taste, the tears drying on his cheeks. Once he swallows the piece of the dessert into his throat, Hiccup shakily but softly says in a low voice. "I'll be alright…I need to be alone for a while, if you don't mind…" Rapunzel and Merida gives him a worried glance but nods their heads hesitantly. Jack, however, pats his friend on the back.

"All the best of luck, Hiccup…But if you need some advice, we'll be here for you." Jack gives him a soft, comforting smile before leaving to take care of the line at the counter. Once Hiccup is alone in his table, he stares at the window silently, his hand clutching on the fork.

"Sorry but you're just not good enough for me."

Those words still stuck to the back of Hiccup's mind, giving him a dreadful feeling. There are some part of his story that he didn't tell his friends, knowing Rapunzel would bring a frying pan, Merida getting her special bow and Jack making some dangerous pranks.

"Hey, everyone! Look, its Hiccup the Useless!"

One of the boys, Dagur, pushed Hiccup against the locker, showing a piece of paper to the whole school.

"'Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you, Astrid because to me, you're precious. Let's meet in the garden, to speak face to face'. Aww, Hiccup has a crush on Astrid! Hahaha!" Dagur said mockingly and soon, the students in the hall started laughing and pointing at Hiccup, humiliating him in every way they could get…

Tingling~!

"Oi! Prepare a table for me and my friends! NOW!" That voice froze Hiccup to the spot.

"Dagur…" Merida walks towards Dagur with a disapproving look on her face.

"Excuse me, sir but this here isn't a place where you and yer pals can barge in like this is yer place!" Dagur growls threatening and walks past her, bumping her with his shoulder.

"Shut up, bitch!" His eyes trail around the café until they lay on a certain brown-haired teen. Dagur, with a sinister grin, points at him. "Hey, guys! It's Hiccup the Useless!"

Hiccup flinches at the name and before he knows it, Dagur and his friends surrounded him. "Wow, 5 out of 1. That's fair." Hiccup says sarcastically before Dagur grabs his plate of apple cake.

"Haha, I never thought you come here, useless. Maybe I should come here every day." The pale look on Hiccup's face is enough to set Dagur's sadistic side switch on. "Yeah! Hey, guys, how about we let Hiccup know that we'll be here every day!?"

"YEAH!" Dagur raises the plate with a sinister grin and Hiccup shuts his eyes tightly, shaking with fear…

"HICCUP!"

"HICCUP, WATCH OUT!" Jack, Rapunzel and Merida try to reach him but Dagur's group block their way.

"Take this, loser!" Dagur starts to aim the cake at Hiccup's head…

But nothing hit him.

Hiccup opens one of his eyes before both of them become wide and open. In Dagur's hand, where the cake was…

It isn't there.

"W-What the-!?" Dagur stares, dumbfounded to find the cake gone.

"Hey, if you're gonna pick a fight; fight someone your own size."

The smooth, dark voice causes practically everyone in the café to turn to the owner. Standing behind Dagur and his friends is a tall, slightly pale, handsome teenager that looks one or two years older than Hiccup. His spiky-looking black hair, poison green eyes and his model-like face matches the well-built of his body that's covered by a gray shirt, a black vest, black ripped jeans and dark blue boots. His eyes trail from Dagur to Hiccup then back at Dagur.

"Who do you think you are, bastard!? This is none of your business!" Dagur glares at the man in front of him, looking up at the taller male. His height is truly tall, being half a head taller than Hiccup.

"Actually…anything that has to do with the brown beauty has everything to do with me." A cocky smirk on those beautiful lips causes Dagur to grow angrier.

"B-Brown beauty?" Hiccup's cheeks suddenly feel hot.

"W-Why you…TAKE THIS!" Dagur raises a fist and soon aims for the pretty face of the taller male. Hiccup stands up, ready to shout at the stranger to watch out.

Bam!

The intense noise from Dagur's fist hitting a pale hand makes Hiccup look in awe at the sight before him.

Not only did that stranger manage to stop the punch but he did it with such ease and speed as if it's only child-play!

"Heh. 'Take this'? Sorry, I'll return it to you gently." With his free hand clenching, the stranger punches Dagur on the head, letting him see a flash of white light before passing out from the strength of that punch.

"D-Dagur!" His friends shout, picking up the unconscious boy. "Grr…We'll be back, bastard!" The person laughs as if they said a joke, grinning a bit evilly.

"Yeah, right…The next time you do-"

"That is enough!"

A loud, Russian accent appears in the café, everyone turning to the main door to find a rather large man with a white beard entering. Hiccup notices him to be Jack's father, Nicholas St. North, AKA North.

What perfect timing too.

"You vill not come here anymore!" North scolded, showing a list that shows a picture of Dagur and his friends with the title on top saying 'BLACKLIST'. "You are ban from here. Now run along!" The group, frighten by the man's size, runs away with Dagur in their grasp. North sighs softly and turns to the stranger. "I'm very sorry. Vould you like a discount, sir?" The black-haired person smiles a bit.

"Nah. I only do it for my own need." He places the plate of cake on Hiccup's table and smiles at the still frozen brunette at his spot. He blinks and points to Hiccup while looking at North. "Um…Is he going to be okay?" Hiccup snaps out of his daze and starts to stutter and blush.

"A-Ah…Uh…S-Sorry…I-I mean, t-thanks. N-Not as in t-thanks for n-noticing me spacing out! I-I mean thanks for saving me just now! Haha…" Hiccup covers his eyes in the palm of his right hand, the blush spreading from his cheeks to the tips of his ears.

"Seriously, for once in my life, can I not be a stuttering idiot?!"

The sound of a soft, cheerful laugh made Hiccup peek through his fingers. "You're really shy, aren't you?" He extends his hand out to him. "My name is Toothless. Toothless N. Fury. A pleasure to meet you, beau brun." Oh god, as if his original accent isn't hot enough…

"A-Ah…M-My name i-is Hiccup." When Hiccup takes a hold in Toothless's hand, the black haired male grabs Hiccup's hand and kisses the back of it, looking at him with a wink.

"Hiccup~" The husky, exotic voice was enough to make Hiccup go weak in the knees. And every other part for that matter. "Such a cute name…" Hiccup could feel the movement of his lips against his skin, causing pleasuring shivers run through his nerves.

"Y-You don't have t-to lie…My name is horrible." Hiccup averts his eyes away from Toothless, who has a look of shock and what seems to be hurt.

"How is Hiccup a horrible name?" An arm sneaks its way around Hiccup's waist, pulling him to a lean, slightly muscular chest. A pair of lips kisses the shorter boy's ear, whispering softly. "To me, Hiccup is the definition of 'Love'."

Hiccup can only stutter and blush at the same time as a respond.

The customers and workers stare at the lovely couple, some are awed, others are slightly disgust by the open affection or gayness but most smile, knowing that a new love has bloom in their favorite café.

~Three Weeks Later~

"Hiccup, welcome back! The usual again?" Hiccup chuckles at Jack's somewhat overly happy mood. Must have something to do with Bunnymund, a college student that's good in painting.

"Nah. Today was okay so I'll have a tiramisu and a cup of water." Jack nods and told Rapunzel the order, who answers with a joyful tone in her voice. He turns back to Hiccup, grinning mischievously.

"By the way, how was the date yesterday?"

Hiccup laughs a bit. "It wasn't a date. It's just friends hanging out together." Jack rolls his eyes.

"It would be friends if you're not crushing on him for a while."

Hiccup half-heartedly glare. "Touché." Hiccup scans through the shop, wondering where the black-haired beauty is.

"So, how long?"

Hiccup blinks and raises a brow at his friend. "How long what?"

Jack groans and pouts a bit. "How long are you gonna hide the fact that you like Toothless from said person?! Come on, Hiccup, ask him out!" Hiccup's face turns bright red from his blunt friend's encouragement.

"I doubt he wants to do anything with me…Besides, he must have a girlfriend."

"I wouldn't say that-" But Jack stops midway when the sound of a bell ring throughout the shop. Thinking its Toothless, Hiccup turns around and about to shout out when he freezes.

Standing next to him is a woman with pale complexion and long, red hair that reaches till her waist. Her attire fits a casual wear for modeling, with a hot red dress, beautiful lips and dark reddish-brown high heels. His heart was broken.

Horribly and crushingly broken.

"Ah, Hic-Oh." Merida notices the sight of Toothless with that woman and bits the inside of her cheek. They watch Toothless chat and laugh with the woman he's with, as if they know each other for a long time. Maybe they have. Maybe they're pretty close. So close that they're in a line Hiccup knew he can't enter with Toothless.

Merida didn't know what to say. She turns to Hiccup and about to pat him for comfort when he speaks.

"…Jack…" His voice sounds broken and shaky but Hiccup hid his eyes with his bangs.

"…Y-Yeah?" Jack stutters with uncertainty for his friend's reaction.

"Can you tell Rapunzel I want a change in order…? I'll have the bitterest cake you have instead…And if it's okay, please send them to my house."

Jack made no room to wait. He calls Rapunzel to change the order. When she heard the new order, her face goes as pale as a ghost.

Merida wraps an arm around Hiccup's shoulder, comforting him while the boy himself covers his eyes and grits his teeth together. He escapes Merida's hug and runs out of the shop before anyone, even Toothless, sees him.

The only thing that shows his emotions are the tears streaming down his cheeks and the grip he has on his chest.

~1 week later~

Hiccup stares out at the bakery window from his usual, lonely seat in his brown hoodie and black jeans, the hood of his hoodie covering the upper half of his face. He stabs his cake and takes a bite, flinching at the bitter taste and grips on the side of the table.

Coffee cake. The bitterest cake he ever tasted. It's been so long since he ate one and the last time he did so was on the day his mother had died. Even then, he remembers the cake's taste.

Merida, Rapunzel and Jack stares at Hiccup with worry. Today is a slow day so they have the time to chat.

"That's his 15th cake this week…We need to stop him from eating that coffee cake." Merida looks at Jack for agreement but the boy shakes his head.

"It's no use. I tried 3 days ago and he only stared at the window. Face it, Merida, with him eating that coffee cake, you know he's in a world of his own…You remember that day, right?"

Rapunzel lifts her frying pan. "Should I knock him out?"

Jack and Merida pales a bit. They know frying pan and Rapunzel together would mean a harsh headache and that's the last thing they want Hiccup to have. "No, no. That wouldn't fix anything."

Tingling~!

"Hiccup?"

The trio freezes at the sound. Hiccup winces. He has been avoiding the owner of that voice and still doing so. It isn't his usual time to come here so why he has to come now?

"Hello, sir, what would you like today?" Hiccup can hear the slight anger in Jack's voice. Rapunzel gives a small glance and Merida glares daggers at Toothless. But the black-haired beaut didn't seem to notice or care.

"I'm looking for Hiccup…Please; I know you four are close so I know you must have at least seen him. He hasn't texted, called or even answer his phone. Did something happen to him?" The begging tone in his voice made Hiccup turn a bit to take a glance and got the shock of his life.

There are dark rings under Toothless's eyes, with worry and fear written on his face. His clothes are a bit messy and his body looks weak as if he has run around the whole town. On his hands.

Jack frowns a bit. "Even if we do know, why would you want to see him?"

"Because I love him and I'm worried sick about him."

Hiccup almost chokes on his cake and grips on his fork, not believing his ears. Is Toothless two-timing his own girlfriend? Or is he spouting lies? There's the possibility that he broke up with her but the image of that beautiful woman made it impossible to believe it…

The sound of a frying pan slamming the counter echoes through the shop. "You cheat! How dare you!?" Rapunzel shouts with anger and Hiccup knew from the tight grip she has on her frying pan that she's resisting the urge to knock Toothless out.

"H-Huh?" Toothless blinks with confusion.

"You little rat! You think yer can go date a woman in front of our lad and then just cheat on said woman behind her back with Hiccup!?"

Toothless eyes widen. "Just what are you talking about!? I'm not cheating on anyone!"

Jack glares and points an accused finger. "Don't you lie! We saw you with that red dress woman and we know you have a girlfriend! You broke Hiccup's heart! We all saw you laughing with her and don't think you can weasel your way out of this!"

"A red dress wo-?! THAT WAS MY FUCKING COUSIN!"

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….What?

"C-Cou…Cousin?" Rapunzel asks, her mouth and eyes wide open with shock, along with Merida and Jack. Hiccup stares wide-eyed at Toothless, who's facepalming. Before long, he pinches the bridge of his nose and lets out a sigh.

"Yes. He was my cousin visiting town."

"He?" Merida asks, her brows furrow with confusion.

"Yes. He. His name's Torch and he's a crossdresser. He's also a fashion designer and we're pretty close so we came here to talk about how long it's been. I just found out he's getting married next week and I want to invite Hiccup with me…since he mentioned about what a wedding feels like." Toothless rubs the back of his head and blushes a bit. "Even though this is a gay marriage…"

"Wait, wait, wait, hold it! How do we know you're telling the truth?"

Toothless raises a brow and pulls out his Note 2 phone, swiping the screen and swiping some more before showing the trio a picture.

In it is a guy with spiky silver hair with a happy-go-lucky grin and next to him is a boy with the same woman Toothless was with.

Jack arches a brow. "So? They're being friendly."

Toothless looks at the phone and swipes once before showing it to them. They blush at the picture of the same silver-haired guy pinning down a blushing, short, red-haired boy with a long, red-haired wig just next to his head.

Rapunzel speaks up. "I'm sure you told them to do that pose."

Toothless rolls his eyes and swipes his screen once more before showing the three another picture. Hiccup didn't need to see it to know that it's something erotic, judging by his friends' blushing faces. How Toothless got those photos, he has no clue at all.

"Now do you believe me?" When the three youngsters nod their head, Toothless sighs and buries his face in his hands. "I can't believe Hiccup thought I'm dating with someone…I don't even like those types!"

Jack gives a glance at Hiccup and he knows that look.

Jack is giving that 'Time to embarrass you' kind of look.

"Then is Hiccup your type?"

"Of course." Toothless said and rubs his temples, his eyes close from tiredness and stress.

"What do you like about Hiccup?"

Toothless looks at Jack as if he just asked something everyone should know. "What's not to like?! He's cute, smart, charming, amazing, friendly, a great artist, cute, sexy, funny with his sarcastic jokes, making those cute expressions when he eats something delicious, cute, adorable, a tease, beautiful, making those erotic expressions one time when we went out on a hot, sunny day and got ice cream and did I mention cute?"

Jack laughs softly at the response and nods. "About three or four times, right, Hiccup?"

His three friends stare at him now and not longer than a second, Toothless whips his head to face the gloomy-looking brunette, shock written all over his face. Hiccup bits his lower lip. He should have clean himself up a little more…

"Hic…Hiccup? You heard all that?"

Hiccup remembers Toothless's words, blushes and then nods. "Yeah…Look, Toothless, I-"

No one even see him move. Toothless, somehow, manages to get to Hiccup's side and hugs him tightly in his embrace, his breathing heavy and shaky with his arms vibrating with uncontrollable feelings.

"Hiccup…God, you little…Hah…" Toothless rubs his face against the space in Hiccup's neck while letting out a relief sigh, making the brunette blush even more. Even though he's wearing a hoodie, he's worried Toothless can smell him.

"T-Toothless…I-I'm not entirely cl-"

"I don't care…" The grip tightens. "I don't care. I don't give a fuck whether you only took a quick shower or you're the smelliest boy in the world. I don't even care if you're even some poisonous gunk…I miss you…I miss you so much…" Toothless starts to sob and Hiccup stands there in disbelief.

Toothless has never cried before. The last time he did, though, was when he was a child and even then he shed only a tear or two.

"Toothless…" Hiccup whispers softly and wraps his arms around the sobbing male, stroking his back like a mother comforting her child.

~Epilogue~

"My god, I did this to you?!"

"U-Um…it's no big deal…"

"NO BIG DEAL?! HICCUP, LOOK AT YOU!"

Toothless chides Hiccup about not caring more about his health. When he took off Hiccup's hood to see his face, he nearly passed out! Hiccup's eyes are red from crying, his skin is paler, his body weaker from the lack of nutrition and even his hair is slightly tussled here and there like it's never been brushed.

Jack looks away with his right elbow on the counter, the hand covering his mouth while lifting his head, Rapunzel gives a sympathetic look to Hiccup and Merida bits her lower lip, all three a bit frightened by their friend's poor care of health.

Hiccup pats Toothless's knee, sitting across him. "Toothless, I'm sorry…I just gotten a bit too depressed to notice…But I promise to get better in shape…okay?"

Toothless cups Hiccup's cheeks and presses his forehead against his. "God…I don't know whether to be happy that you're depressed because of me or be angry at you for not taking care of yourself more."

Hiccup gives a slight poker face. "What about you? You're in no better shape than me."

"That's because I was looking for you for the past 1 week!" Toothless retorts before rubbing Hiccup's cheeks with his thumb, his eyes softening. "I'm so sorry for causing you so much despair…" He softly kisses his cheek and whispers softly. "I'm so sorry…" He starts trailing kisses from Hiccup's cheek down to his neck, removing the hoodie to bare his neck. Hiccup blushes not only from the affection but also from their audience.

He is gonna make Rapunzel and Jack pay for taking a picture of this.

"T-Toothless-"

"I love you." Toothless grips on Hiccup's cheeks and pull him into their first kiss together. They can just hear the girls squealing and Jack's cheer but Hiccup could care less and savor his first kiss. He closes his eyes and return the kiss with the same passion Toothless has for him.

Before long, Hiccup feels Toothless slips out of the kiss and his head lands on his lap.

"Huh?" The brunette blinks and looks down at the black-haired male, looking at the soft expression on his face, the soft breathing and small snores.

Hiccup stifles a laugh and strokes his new lover's hair, a small smile grazing his lips. When he bends down to place a kiss on the sleeping boy's head, Hiccup whispers softly.

"I love you too."

Hiccup notices the coffee cake and picks up the fork. Even though he's not sad anymore, that doesn't mean he'll waste a good cake.

He stabs the last piece of the cake and plops it into his mouth as he closes his eyes. As he chews, his brows furrow together. After a while, his eyes become wide and open. He swallows the cake and looks down at Toothless in disbelief. After a minute of two, he lets out a chuckle and pets the black locks.

"Wow, Toothless…You can even make the bitterest cake here taste sweet."

YES! THE FIRST CHAPTER OF MY TWO-SHOT IS DONE! :D I actually plan this wayyyy before, while I was doing HTTYV chapter…um…4 i think? Yeah, that long I guess. XD

Kuro: This goes to show how wild her yaoi imaginations are.

Me: =3= Please. You're just jealous I can have a creative mind.

Mii-kun: Yes, a creative mind that wanders paper to paper. *holding stacks of papers of my drafts*

Me: Heheheh...Oops ^^" Well, no harm, no foul. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this first chapter because the next victim isssss…..

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BUNNYJACK/BUNNYFROST!/IDON'TKNOWWHATTHEHELLTHISPAIRINGISCALLED! XD

Kuro: Might as well call it JackBunny.

Mii-kun: I prefer BunnyFrost though.

Me: Well, whatever then! Besides that, please wait patiently for the next chapter. I'm practically half done with it. As for How To Train Your Vampire, Hiccup or Hicca? and The Hero and The Dragon, please do not think I'm stopping them. I'm just having a small break right now.

Please enjoy this chapter as well as this cook-KURO, STOP EATING THOSE COOKIES!

Kuro: OwO Shit!

*A puff of cloud appears in the middle of the room with the sounds of metal hitting metal*

Mii-kun: As Lu-chan hits Kuro with an iron bar, read and review, everyone!