This is my new fan fiction it will not replace my truth or dare fic and I still want you all to pay attention to it but I want to write this fiction because there is a theme on this site and it's this every south park fiction is mostly guy on guy and I don't mind that in fact this will have a sprinkle of it….on a girl on girl flavored fiction and I know what you are all thinking typical guy write a lesbian fiction cause you're a pervert well maybe but it's only going to have 1 or 2 chapters of lemon…..AROUND THE ENDING so yeah I want emotion and romance I need a girls help so if you want to help post a review and I will be extremely happy and I will reward you read till the end to find out what it will be but further ado here is a fiction which I have not seen and that's a webe AKA Wendy plus Bebe enjoy

Chapter 1 hi my names Wendy the freak

Hello my name is Wendy testaburger and well I am a freshmen in middle park high school sense south park and north park combined into this school they just decided to call it middle park yeah I know lazy as fuck well there is 1 thing you must know about me I am 5"9 I have long black hair I normally wear purple but my new trend is black I guess I want to be different I love the environment I used to be a vegan but then I broke up with my boyfriend Stan for the last time and took my sorrow on a hamburger we didn't break up bad he told me he didn't feel anything anymore and well it's been a good 9 months sense that day and we turned out to be good friends but the boy that I am closer with is his best friend Kyle brofloski the town Jew yeah I know what you're thinking oh you can't get the president so the vice president is fair game nope Kyle is 100% gay yeah he told me in middle school after I caught him in the closet kissing butters so yeah he's gay and me and him tell each other everything. No one knows he's gay so Shhh but I and Kyle have 1 thing in common, we are fighting to be valedictorian. But it's a friendly competition in fact we are study partners and we decided that the loser buys the winner a tub of ice-cream and a box of tissues. So yeah those are my guy friends but what about my gal pals well there's red she is awesome me and her got a lot closer after she got backstabbed by the other girls and I thought they were just a bunch of bitchy whores hell 2 of them were pregnant so ha and my best friend Bebe she is beautiful and attractive guys line up just to talk to her but she don't give them the time of day cause I come first…..me I wish she could just ignore guys and spend all her free time with me her beautiful blonde hair her pretty eyes her luscious lips her D cup boobs….oh yeah that's 1 thing I forgot to tell you 3 months ago….i became a dyke yep a lesbian guys bore me and girls turn me on no one knows this secret and I mean NO ONE not even Kyle especially not Bebe cause well I have a huge crush on her and it would kill me if she found out cause she isn't into girls at least I don't think so. Well I bet your wondering Wendy why are you telling me all this crap does this rant have any meaning to it well NOPE I just love to talk and gossip oh did you hear that Nicholes just had sex with Clyde ha I bet token will love to hear how his good friend like some chocolate on the side scank he deserves better. Sorry I got off track well my story begins…..now

"It's a Monday morning in south park students just got back from spring break and most are recovering from hangovers and one night stands the pharmacy practically sold out their stock of the morning after pill and Wendy testaburger is just now waking up jumping in the shower and getting ready for her day"

Mom I shouted

Yeah said mom

Have you seen my text book I asked?

It's on the kitchen table said mom

Thanks I said

"I walked out of the house and the temperature went from 70 to 30 in 4 seconds man even in the spring the damn weather is cold in fact I believe it only stops snowing in the summer I got a ride to school on the bus the cranky old bus driver always threatening to shot a bunny rabbit if we don't sit down and shut up hard to believe me Stan Kyle kenny and cartman risked our lives to resurrect all the adults that died over the 4th grade year because we needed chief to tell us how to rap properly so we could win the talent show…we lost because butters killed 3 people with his tap dancing poor guy he's cursed with the dance of death well I'm just sitting here waiting to get to school when 4 boys show up on the bus typical Bebe used to sit next to me on the bus but now Kyle does Stan is right in front of us next to kenny and cartman is in the front. Bebe gets a ride to school from her mom sense they moved to the other end of town it's easier for her and it's not like I complain it's much simpler now mom always drives me over there and most of the time bebes mom picks me up from school."

Hey Wendy said Kyle

Uh yeah hi Wendy said Stan

Hey guys I said

"Stan looked at me with a weird look he never looks at me like he is today "

What's wrong Stan I Asked?

Oh uh I'll tell you later its important said Stan

Oh well ok I said

So straight as again I see that's good but I was better sense I had 1 extra AP class then you said Kyle

Ha well you're not getting the highest G.P.A Mr. brofloski cause I have been studying my ass off all spring break I said

Ha well I don't need studying remember said Kyle

"Kyle has what you call photographic memory he can look at a page for a good 10 seconds and instantly know what was on it lucky him but I still keep up with him"

Did you at least have fun I asked

Yeah I went to tokens party said Kyle

Hmm I didn't see you there I said

Ha maybe cause I was busy said Kyle

Who was it this time I whispered

"Kyle looked around making sure no one heard him"

You are going to freak said Kyle

Oh my god who I said

Token he said Kyle

"I squealed like a teenage girl….i know very unlike someone my age"

Dude did you hear about Nicholes I said

What about she said Kyle

She cheated on token with Clyde I said

Ha who is your source asked Kyle

Bebe I said

Oh shit well now you have sweet dirt on Nicholes and I have some on token how we should spend it asked Kyle

Well you can't spill token cause you would be exposed I said

Yeah I forgot said Kyle

But I can use this info to get everyone to leave red alone I said

"Red gets bullied a lot in the school it's kind of sad she has a major crush on Kyle which can never happen I would tell her but Kyle would kill me and if I tell Kyle red will kill me man I have a scary life"

Aw she's a cool girl said Kyle

Hey maybe you should ask her out said Kenny

"I and Kyle froze"

Huh how long have you been listening asked Kyle?

Ehh not much you 2 gossip like a bunch of chicks no offense Wendy said Kenny

Non taken I said

"kenny is the town man whore I think every girl in town has slept with him at least once…..including I yeah I lost my virginity to kenny McCormick I am not proud of myself but he was gentle the only girls he's hasn't got to are red and Bebe and I plan to keep it that way"

So Kyle get any action at tokens party asked Kenny

Uhhhh no said Kyle

"I chuckled" lire I whispered

"Kyle elbowed me in the boob I then slapped his face"

OWW I said

You deserved that said Kyle

"I and Kyle then argued for a good 3 mins when finally sleeping beauty woke up from his early morning nap"

HEY SHUT UP yelled Stan

Oh sorry princess I said

Man you two fight worse than 2 dogs how about you 2 just fuck and get it over with said Stan

"me and Kyle bushed we were both gay and no one knew except a few guys that assumed Kyle was gay but his excuse seemed to work out "oh uh I'm not gay I just lost a bet" but I believe token didn't by the cause well"

Wait so did you and token I asked

Yes we did the dirty dance in the bed said Kyle

Nice I wish I could have seen I said

"Not really guy on guy isn't my style now lesbian porn that's what gets me turned on…man I need to stop hanging with Kenny"

Uggh man you to need to stop whispering and talk out loud for once said Stan

Oh ok well Kyle I saw this cute purse at the store the other day and I saved money cause I got a great deal on tampons isn't that amazing I said

Wow awesome I saw this movie the other day it had 2 hot chicks with boobs twice the size of yours licking each other's…..

OK OK enough damn make me throw up on the bus why don't you said Stan

You want to borrow my tampon I asked I don't need it for a good 2 weeks

I'm good said Stan

"Kyle and I giggled"

The bus stopped right at the school and the first person I saw waiting was Bebe I almost ran off the bus and jumped in her arms but then I would look weird and people would start talking

Hey gurl said Bebe

HEYYYY I said

"We both giggled"

Hey Bebe said Kyle

Hi Kyle how's that sweet ass of your asked Bebe

Feels good said Kyle

"I swear I saw token check out Kyle the second he walked out I knew Kyle was the bottom bitch I will squeeze it out of him at lunch cause that's the only time during school we are alone…..and I am going to come out of the closet to him probably I don't know I keep saying I will and I never do hmm maybe today will be different but also cartman could get a date kenny could stop being a whore and I could fly like a bird "

Hey Wendy can we talk after school at Starks pond….alone said Stan

Uh well I don't know I said

Please I need your advice on something I promise it won't be weird said Stan

Uggh ok I will I said

"damn it Stan I had plans to stare at Bebe for a good 2 hours in her room hell maybe I could borrow one of her bras….MAN I HAVE PROBLEMS"

THANK YOU yelled Stan

"He pulled me into a hug and ran off"

Uggh I said

Tell me about it last time I checked he didn't have feeling for you and now he just hugged you like that damn said Bebe

Hehehe I know right guys are so weird I said

Tell me about it said Kyle

How would you know said Bebe?

Uhhhh well said Kyle

Hess a guy plus he's Stans BFF I said

More like B.O.B said Bebe

Huh asked Kyle

Yeah I don't follow I said

Bend over buddy said Bebe

Ewww I said

Ha yeah said Kyle

Aww come on Wendy your my B.O.B said Bebe

Huh I said

Oh I DON'T CARE WHO FINDS OUT everyone me and Wendy are in love yelled Bebe

"I went red is it true does she love me oh please be true please be true"

Get a room dyke yelled some random girl

People don't understand us…ok I'm done said Bebe

Huh I said

Ha did you actually fall for that I'm sorry said Bebe

Oh its fine I knew you were joking I lied

Ok good I thought for a second you were freaked out to the point of running for the hills screaming HELP HELP MY BEST FRIEND WANTS TO SLEEP WITH ME…..AND ONLY PAY A QUARTER OF THE MOTEL BILL said Bebe

Ha bitch you're paying for the HOTEL I said

Fine then you bring the toys said Bebe

What about lube I said

Well will we need it asked Bebe?

You will I said

You won't said Kenny winking

Ok perv go away said Bebe

Aww but I want to watch I mean Wendy likes watching GIRL ON GIRL said Kenny

"my heart skipped a beat I wanted to slit his throat and watch him die I can't believe he told Bebe that I have never been so embarrassed in my life she's going to find out she will judge me hate me then I will go home and hang myself Kyle will be valedictorian he will graduate Harvard marry some retch guy and Stan will probably steal Bebe from me"

Ha really Wendy you too said Bebe

Wait huh said I said

Yeah I like lesbian porn it's funny as hell especially the lord of the g string that had horrible acting and the orgy was mediocre at best said Bebe

"I didn't speak"

Oh sorry i didn't mean to freak you out look if you want I won't speak of this anymore said Bebe

"I finally snapped out of it"

Well the porn Kenny watches does have some hot guys in it right Kenny I said

Yeah 1 or 2 hell I remember a weird ass gay scene assholes tricked me into buying it said Kenny

OH shit yelled Bebe that sounds hot as hell you should let me borrow that said Bebe

"the early bell rang which means we have 5 mins to get to our lockers and then to class before the day begins and the wonderful times of learning starts I got a new AP class this semester and 1 of my classes I share with Kyle now so we can study better but we agreed to now sit next to each other or else we could be distracted but man did it take FOREVER for lunch to arrive finally it did and we went to chief for our usual talks"

Hello their children

Hey chief me and Kyle said at the same time

What's up asked chief?

Nothing said Kyle

Yeah why don't I believe that said chief?

Uhhhh said Kyle

I knew it what's wrong girl problems…..uhhhh it's not guy problems is it asked chief

"I giggled and Kyle elbowed my boob again ok once is bad but twice well"

BAM my knee connected with Kyle balls

"Kyle was on the ground in tears I felt pity for him so I helped him up and we found our seat"

BITCH said Kyle in a high pitch voice that I swear made me laugh

I'm sorry but you know the rules I said

Yeah yeah 1 boob hit equals a slap 2 is a hit to the balls 3 equals a punch to the face I'm sorry said Kyle

"I pulled out a quarter"

What that is for Kyle asked

I want you to call it if you win I will tell you my biggest secret if I call it then I'm going to wait another week then try again I said

Ok shoot I call heads said Kyle

"I flipped the coin in the air and time froze I could feel the sweat under my pits the cold sweat on my forehead the cramps in my stomach"

…..heads I said

Ohh shit ok girl tell me the secret said Kyle

Ohh I said

You promised said Kyle

Ok fine I said but you have to make a deal with me I said

Ok sure said Kyle

NO NOT OK SURE vow that same damn vow I had to take with you I said

….this must be serious said Kyle

It's very serious no one can know I said

Did you get pregnant and then get an abortion asked Kyle

"My hand really wanted to connect to his face but I held back"

No Kyle…..I'm gay I said

Dude it's about time said Kyle

WHAT I yelled

"People stared I blushed but then Kyle whispered"

I knew you were gay said Kyle

How I asked

Trust me the amount of porn you watch with Kenny it's kind of obvious said Kyle

Shit is it that obvious I asked

Well no I noticed because you had the same face I did when I was keeping this secret and rumor has it every time you watch porn with Kenny you 2 get in the mood and fuck till morning said Kyle

Oh well that's a relief I said

So are you going to tell her asked Kyle?

"Oh shit I am an open book to Kyle he knows I like Bebe my best friend I am freaking out here"

Uhhhh who I asked

Well….red of course said Kyle

"Wow dodged a bullet"

I don't have a crush on red I don't like anyone….well I mean the new math teacher is pretty hot I said

Yeah I'm gay and I agree with that statement said Kyle

Ha yeah well maybe one day I can find a girl in this school I said

Yeah and I can find a hunk said Kyle

Look if you want I can snoop around and find a closeted guy for you and you can both be gay and date in secret then maybe you can get your ass pounded…..again I said

Huh again asked Kyle

Yeah you said you scored I said

OH has hit I forgot to mention token did all the taking said Kyle

OH MY GOD i yelled

Shhh shut up people might see said Kyle

NO LOOK OVER THERE IS THAT CARTMAN…..NAKED EWWWWW I screamed

"the entire cafeteria stared at the fat ass and his tiny dick some laughed some cringed I gagged and Kyle took pictures then he walked up to tiffany and kissed her on the lips…and they made out THEY FUCKING MADE OUT cartmans naked and tiffany is making out with him what the fuck is going on here"

Dude am I missing something i asked

Ha nope said Kenny

"And as usual Kenny decides to interrupt us man why I talk to him oh yeah he's my stress reliever"

So Wendy switching teams huh said Kenny

WHAT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND OUT I yelled

"Wow I suck at keeping quiet"

You just told me duh. Plus it's obvious when you watch porn with a chick and get nothing from them said Kenny

…you already took my virginity why would I give you more I asked

"yeah off topic again but you are all asking really kenny why him did he drug you get you drunk make you feel good well nope I went to him 1 months after the break up with Stan I was a wreck crying and kenny asked to talk I knew he was a whore but I didn't care I needed to spill everything so I went to talk to him 1 conversation later and kenny is on top of me helping me out of my tight jeans I knew it was wrong hell I knew word would spread but I was upset and needed love and I got it from kenny I told him this was a 1 night stand and after that I called Bebe she was pissed but she talked to me I got a text from Stan asking what the fuck was my deal I told him you were my deal and we stopped talking for a good 3 months"

Well maybe you could give me a favor said Kenny

Ok first why is cartman kissing tiffany naked I asked

OH well they are dating now said Kenny

HA HA HA HA ok wow tiffany can do so much better then cartman I said

Yeah well they have so much in common said Kenny

Ok why is he naked I asked

Hey was paid said Kenny

How much I asked

20 bucks from me said Kenny

Where the fuck did you get 20 bucks I asked

I got it from token said Kenny

Man when did he start giving money asked Kyle?

After your 1 night Stan said Kenny

"Kyle face was red with anger and embarrassment"

How did you find out asshole whispered Kyle

Oh I've known trust me I get around and I'm not going to spill ever ok but Wendy sorry honey but I need a favor from you said kenny

If you're trying to get laid then sorry I'm not your wingman or booty call I said

Ha unless you are BI sexual then no said Kenny

Nope dicks creep me out I said

And love creeps me out said Kenny

Makes sense I said

That what I need help with…..i have fallen for someone said Kenny

Aww that's cute now you can settle down for once I said

But I'm confused said Kenny

Ok who's the crush I asked

…red said Kenny

Kenny we had a deal she is off limits I said

I know but we talk a lot in English and we have a lot in common and I want to ask her out but…..i don't want to hit and run I want to get to know her said Kenny

Yeah man you're in love said Kyle

Well if I gave you a good word then you have to get people to stop calling you a whore said Wendy

Well that sounds hard said Kenny

It's going to be near impossible but you can't have sex for a good 3 months I said

…you were my last victim said Kenny

No you got laid at the party said Kyle

I just told people that even the other crap I lied because I have been hiding my love for red said Kenny

Why would you do that I asked

Because she is the opposite of my type she is B cup tough as nails no ass and could probably be a quarterback said Kenny

So I said that's a stereotype

Yeah but still normally I wouldn't go for Manish girls but I want her help me said Kenny

Ha she won't help because she likes red or Bebe I don't know maybe both said Kyle

No I don't like red she likes you Kyle….OH SHIT that slipped out I said

Great she likes gay man over here I'm screwed said Kenny

Hey I don't like her man she maybe guyish but she lacking an important appendage said Kyle

Don't tell her I told you or I will spill said Wendy

Then I will spill you said Kyle

So I said I don't give 2 shits I said

"I was bluffing out my ass"

What if I tell Bebe said Kyle

….no I said

"I started to cry man I'm lame"

"Sniff" please don't tell her ok I begged

Look I won't tell anyone ok bebes a pretty girl said Kyle

Yeah I know I really want her but she's straight I said

Yeah I don't know she hasn't had a boyfriend in years and level 10 hotties ask her out all the time maybe she is gay said Kenny

No she would tell me if she was I said

You won't tell her said Kenny

Because I'm ashamed I said

Maybe she is said Kenny

Can we drop this I said?

Well maybe I don't want to, said Kyle

Yeah said Kenny

TIMMAH said Timmy

Hi Timmy I said

GUAHAHA TIMMAH said Timmy

RING RING RING

"the bell rang and I used the rest of my day to think of what kenny said does Bebe like girls I mean it would make sense she likes lesbian shit she jokes with me a little too much hell she did kiss me once….oh yeah last year we went over stans house for truth or dare I was bored and I knew Kyle was gay so I decided to have a little fun I had Stan kiss Kyle. Bebe and I loved it but then Stan twisted it on use and made us kiss. Bebe was pissed cause he was a perv that wanted a free show but I ignored her a we locked lips….her flavored lipstick hitting my lips her tongue on my tongue her breath felt right and she smelled great I guess I discovered myself then but I don't know"

The bell rang for the end of the day and I was heading out the door when a scent of peaches and oranges hit me

Hey Wendy said red

Oh hi red I said

So did you see Kyle asked red?

Yeah I said

Does he like me asked red?

I didn't ask him silly I said

No I know but you did ask who he liked said red

Yeah I did but you won't like the answer I said

Oh he hates me doesn't he said red

No he doesn't…..but he don't like you I said

Oh ok I understand no one likes me…who does he like asked red

1 you are a beautiful wild flower I'm shocked you haven't gotten a date and 2 I promised to keep all secrets by him from everyone I said

Oh well do you know who likes me then said red

"Red was a shy girl TOUGH AS SHIT but shy"

Yes I said

OH MY GID WHO WHO WHO said red in excitement

Well do you like anyone else in the school I asked?

Well yeah 1 other guy but you would laugh and then yell said red

No I wouldn't I said

Ok "red breathed heavy" ITS KENNY don't get mad don't get mad said red

Wow that was easy I said

Huh asked red

Kenny likes you 2 silly I said

EEEEEKKKKKKK yelled red

"she grabbed me and hugged me with her big arms man did she smell good if I took a giant whiff would she notice…ok brain stop making me gay for red I am a respectable lady I like Bebe and…OK 1 SMELL"

Uhhhh Wendy did you sniff my hair asked red

"I'm stupid"

Yeah it smells nice you use new conditioner I asked

Yeah orange mango said red

Oh mango it smells like peaches I said

Well your hair smells like pineapple and lime said red

Well my hair smells like dykes oh wait that's you 2 said Nicholes

"Nicholes used to be my BFF and a member of the girls group but now she's a 2 timing bitch with an attitude to match"

How about you back off Nicholes I would want to spill my secret now would i

What secret asked Nicholes?

Hmm I don't know let's ask Clyde maybe he knows I said

Ok ok I will back off just don't tell token please I beg of you said Nichole

Ok I will shut up and red ain't a dyke I said

"Cough I am cough"

Huh said red

Nothing I said

"Smooth Wendy smooth"

Well I have to go red I said

Ok where are you going…..bebes love nest said red joking

Hey maybe we will finally settle down and have a kid I said

Yeah said red

"We both giggled…..i want to tell her but I can't"

Nah I'm meeting Stan at Starks pond I said

Oh shit your first date location HE WANTS YOU BACK yelled red

Huh I said no he don't…does he I wondered

Yes I mean why else did he ask you alone to meet him at the lake said red

Hmm I don't know…..OH SHIT IM LATE bye red I said

"Wow I am an idiot…..I KISSED HER ON THE CHEEK"

Thanks for the gift said red

I'm so sorry I said

It's cool you thought I was your mom said red

Yeah love you I said

Remember honey don't talk to strangers said red

OK…..DAD I yelled

Bitch yelled red

"Was Stan really going to ask me out…oh shit?"

End of chapter

End summery

What is Stan going to tell Wendy will Wendy tell Bebe how she feels who will Kyle hook up with FIND OUT?

A/N

Ok this was fun but it had a lot of dialogue don't worry this will not be a habit we kind of need this to tell Wendy's story plus I'm nervous I don't have a female mind and I haven't really talked to any girls in a long time so yeah I need help I have questions that might sound kind of touchy if anyone is willing to help then I will give you 1 free scene in the story it can be anything and any character as long as it doesn't change Wendy being gay Kyle being gay stans secret kenny and red and Timmy saying TIMMAH oh and cartman being straight but everything else is fair game so yeah women advice on how I should make Wendy think or act she is going to be kind of Goth in this story but she isn't yeah confusing I know