Ok this is something silly…like my other story Waffles. If you like this, you'll like that. Umm…me and my friend Dayne were on the bus on the way to Choir Competition when we wrote this. I think it's funny. You might not but oh well…too bad for you ~sticks tongue out~ j/k. anyways, on with the fic.
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"Come on Harry!" Ron whined bouncing up and down, hands over his pants zipper. He was bouncing with such enthusiasm he almost lost his balance. He was waiting outside of his own restroom for goodness sake's.
"Give me a FREAKING MINUTE HERE RON!" Harry yelled in reply.
"I really have to go! Come on Harry! Keeping urine bottled up this long can do lasting damage to the reproductive organs! You want me to have children don't you?!? Come on Harry! My pants will be wet in 2 seconds!" Ron whined more loudly.
"And I'll laugh at you." Harry replied calmly.
"That's it." Ron mumbled. "I'm coming in there to take a piss and there's nothing you can do about it!" he yelled. Ron then slammed the door open, only to meet a disturbing sight.
"Oh my god!" Ron screamed.
"Bloody hell man what are you doing?!?" Harry screamed as he tried to cover his face.
"What am I doing? What the hell are you doing with all that make-up on? -WAIT…don't tell me I don't want to know…"Ron said as he tried to walk to the toilet, but on the way there he noticed…
"What are those? ARE THOSE MY SISTER'S NYLON STOCKINGS? You're gross man and that's my mother's lipstick! HER LIPSTICK HARRY!" Ron screamed at him.
"I know!" Harry replied excitedly! "when we go to dinner I'll have to ask her where she got such a fabulous lip color."
Ron just stood there and stared at him.
"Truly..." Harry continued, "It's so hard to find quality lip pencils in the muggle part of town. But this" he said gesturing to the Maybline lipstick in his hand, "this hugs my lips just so lightly." He said matter-of-factly.
"Oh I think I'm going to be sick."
"Why?" Harry asked as he re-applied mascara to his full lashes.
"Are you gay?" Ron asked him disgusted.
"I'm not sure yet…"he answered while hitching up Ginny's bra.
Ron finally wet himself.
Ok sorry if that offended anyone…I couldn't resist! I am still a total H/H shipper but I was urged to post this. It just gave me such a funny image to see Harry potter in Ginny's bra. Sorry. I think it's cute. It's not meant to be perverted it's meant as a joke so no flames.
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