This is in no way copying Heiki Koboi's 'Artemis Fowl Songs'. Artemis Fowl belongs to Eoin Colfer, not me or my brother (who wrote this with me). I would advice that you listen to the song first as it makes it a lot funnier of you know what it's meant to be. Anyway, enjoy!
Opal's Rhapsody (To the tune of the Bohemian one by Queen)
Present Opal:
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught a landslide
No escape from the LEP
Open your eyes
Look up to the (artificial) lights and see
I'm just a rich girl
I need some sympathy
Because I'm not easy come, easy go
Not very high but very low
Any way the dwarf's wind blows
Nothing really matters but me
But me.
Papa, just killed an elf
Put a bomb against his chest
She pulled her trigger now he's dead
Papa, life has just begun
But now they've gone and thrown it all away
Papa ooh I did mean to make your business die
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Don't carry on, don't carry on
'cause I'm the only thing that matters
Too late, your time has time
I've sent shivers down your spine
Your body's aching but I'm fine
Say goodbye to everybody
You've got to go
I'm going to leave you to die and face the truth
Papa ooooh (Where the dwarf's wind blows)
I want you to die
Sometimes (well, always) I wish you'd never been born at all
Fancy guitar solo
I see a little silouetto of an elf
Vinyaya, Vinyaya, will you let me out of jail?
Troll stomps, and fire balls very very frightening me
Artemis (Artemis) Artemis (Artemis) Artemis, it's all his fault
I'm just a rich girl nobody appreciates me
LEP:
She's just a rich girl from a rich family
Why are you sparing her life? She's a monstrosity!
Opal:
Easy come, easy go will you let me go? (Easy come Pfft)
LEP:
Opal Koboi, no! We will not let you go
B'wa Kell:
Let her go!
LEP:
Opal Koboi, no! We will not let you go
B'wa Kell:
Let her go!
LEP:
Opal Koboi, no! We will not let you go
Opal:
Let me go!
(LEP:
Will not let you go)
Opal:
Let me go!
(LEP:
Will not let you go. Never never ever)
Opal:
Let me go!
LEP:
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Opal:
LEP, LEP, LEP let me go!
Holy Frond had Hades put aside for me! For me! For me!
Crazy guitar bit
Past Opal:
So you think you can stop me and make me drop from so high?
So you think with that monkey I'd be left to die
Oooh Arty, you can't do this to me, Arty
I've just got to get out, just got to get out from under here.
Both Opals:
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters
But me!
(Any way the dwarf's wind blows)
*GONG*