Ouchy Shinomori
By: Chibiman
This story takes place right after Aoshi got hit by Kenshin's ULTIMATE ATTACK. Yeah. By the way, this is based off the dubbed version of Rurouni Kenshin.
Aoshi is lying on the office floor with the trademark "canyon of flesh" smashed across his chest. The place is a shambles.
Aoshi: Kenshin?
Kenshin: Yes?
Aoshi: That really hurt.
Kenshin: Well I expect it would, it is after all the Hiten Mitserugi style's FINAL ATTACK.
Throughout Japan torch flames suddenly shoot higher, kittens start hissing uncontrollably, and ice cream jumps off the cones held by children causing them to cry. Back in the office Kenshin looks around as if disturbed and then shrugs.
Aoshi: Yeah . . . it really hurts. I mean, if you had you used a sharp sword I would probably be two people now. That is to say I would be in two pieces. It's not like the blow would cause there to be two Aoshi's. There's an interesting thought . . .
Kenshin: *_*;x I think I get it . . .
Aoshi: I don't think so. Kenshin Himura, you have stolen the cake of pain. (Kenshin looks irritated.) The last man to posses the cake was Kanryu when he shot me a lot . . . that hurt pretty bad too. But this pain completely over shadows that which he caused me.
Kenshin: Listen, I really need to go and beat up Shishio, that I do.
Aoshi: I understand . . . (Kenshin starts to walk away.) Wait! Are you going to use the final attack on him too?
Kenshin: O_Ox Probably!
Aoshi: Oh . . . you know, the fact that I'm not the only one whose going to feel this pain makes me feel less special somehow. Could you perhaps hurt him differently?
Kenshin: (Bored) Yeah, sure, I'll hit him the across the other way. (Walks away.)
Aoshi: It really hurts.
Kenshin: (Yelling from around the corner) BYE AOSHI!!
Aoshi: (Lifts his head up to look at his chest.) My shirt's destroyed . . .
As Aoshi lies there a book falls from the damaged book case and lands openly on Aoshi's face.
Aoshi: (Muffled) Ouch my face. Hey, this is pretty interesting . . .
Aoshi lies there for a few minutes reading the book.
Aoshi: What a well written book, it's a shame I can't turn the page. Wait, I have an idea. (He tries to turn the page by moving his head and ends up flipping the book off his head.) How unfortunate . . . (He looks up and sees Saito standing over him.) Oh, hello Saito. I'm in a lot of pain. Kenshin beat me up.
Saito: Aku Soku Zan. (He Stabs Aoshi and walks away.)
Aoshi: You've given me a deep wound in my chest area. (Saito flinches and turns around.) It hurts quite a bit, but not nearly as much as when Kenshin hit me. Now that hurts. I mean don't get my wrong, this hurts too and it also causes me emotional pain because I'm going to die just after I decided to lead a good life. Poor Misao, I'll die here and she'll cry . . . that hurts worse than any wound. Except the wound Kenshin gave me . . .
Saito: -_-; Listen, I'm going to leave. Are you going to die?
Aoshi: Oh yes, my life fluid is flowing out me at a steady rate.
Saito: Well, uh, bye then.
Aoshi: Farewell then.
Saito leaves muttering to himself about how everyone is stupid but him.
Aoshi: My, what a painful day this has been. *Thud* (Eyes snap open.) Wait I'm already on the ground. I can't fall anymore. I'll just roll my head to the side that will signify I'm dead. (Rolls his head to the side) *Thud*
/X_X\
*Note: Don't worry, Aoshi's not really dead. It's just ketchup.
By: Chibiman
This story takes place right after Aoshi got hit by Kenshin's ULTIMATE ATTACK. Yeah. By the way, this is based off the dubbed version of Rurouni Kenshin.
Aoshi is lying on the office floor with the trademark "canyon of flesh" smashed across his chest. The place is a shambles.
Aoshi: Kenshin?
Kenshin: Yes?
Aoshi: That really hurt.
Kenshin: Well I expect it would, it is after all the Hiten Mitserugi style's FINAL ATTACK.
Throughout Japan torch flames suddenly shoot higher, kittens start hissing uncontrollably, and ice cream jumps off the cones held by children causing them to cry. Back in the office Kenshin looks around as if disturbed and then shrugs.
Aoshi: Yeah . . . it really hurts. I mean, if you had you used a sharp sword I would probably be two people now. That is to say I would be in two pieces. It's not like the blow would cause there to be two Aoshi's. There's an interesting thought . . .
Kenshin: *_*;x I think I get it . . .
Aoshi: I don't think so. Kenshin Himura, you have stolen the cake of pain. (Kenshin looks irritated.) The last man to posses the cake was Kanryu when he shot me a lot . . . that hurt pretty bad too. But this pain completely over shadows that which he caused me.
Kenshin: Listen, I really need to go and beat up Shishio, that I do.
Aoshi: I understand . . . (Kenshin starts to walk away.) Wait! Are you going to use the final attack on him too?
Kenshin: O_Ox Probably!
Aoshi: Oh . . . you know, the fact that I'm not the only one whose going to feel this pain makes me feel less special somehow. Could you perhaps hurt him differently?
Kenshin: (Bored) Yeah, sure, I'll hit him the across the other way. (Walks away.)
Aoshi: It really hurts.
Kenshin: (Yelling from around the corner) BYE AOSHI!!
Aoshi: (Lifts his head up to look at his chest.) My shirt's destroyed . . .
As Aoshi lies there a book falls from the damaged book case and lands openly on Aoshi's face.
Aoshi: (Muffled) Ouch my face. Hey, this is pretty interesting . . .
Aoshi lies there for a few minutes reading the book.
Aoshi: What a well written book, it's a shame I can't turn the page. Wait, I have an idea. (He tries to turn the page by moving his head and ends up flipping the book off his head.) How unfortunate . . . (He looks up and sees Saito standing over him.) Oh, hello Saito. I'm in a lot of pain. Kenshin beat me up.
Saito: Aku Soku Zan. (He Stabs Aoshi and walks away.)
Aoshi: You've given me a deep wound in my chest area. (Saito flinches and turns around.) It hurts quite a bit, but not nearly as much as when Kenshin hit me. Now that hurts. I mean don't get my wrong, this hurts too and it also causes me emotional pain because I'm going to die just after I decided to lead a good life. Poor Misao, I'll die here and she'll cry . . . that hurts worse than any wound. Except the wound Kenshin gave me . . .
Saito: -_-; Listen, I'm going to leave. Are you going to die?
Aoshi: Oh yes, my life fluid is flowing out me at a steady rate.
Saito: Well, uh, bye then.
Aoshi: Farewell then.
Saito leaves muttering to himself about how everyone is stupid but him.
Aoshi: My, what a painful day this has been. *Thud* (Eyes snap open.) Wait I'm already on the ground. I can't fall anymore. I'll just roll my head to the side that will signify I'm dead. (Rolls his head to the side) *Thud*
/X_X\
*Note: Don't worry, Aoshi's not really dead. It's just ketchup.