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All dialouge is so fun.
"Anakin, just why are you carrying me like this?"
"Because, Master, you've clearly twisted your ankle when we fell into that nest of gundarks."
"And? I can still walk."
"Master, I'd hate to see it become any worse."
"Then, why must you carry me so degradingly?"
"Master, I thought Jedi never complained."
"I am NOT complaining! I am ASKING!"
"Say what you like, Master."
"Really, Anakin?"
"Master, would you rather be carried like a princess?"
"Really mature."
"But, I was serious."
"Right, because you obviously carry Padme like that every other day."
"...Master, are you jealous of her?"
"D-don't be foolish! And just keep walking!"
"If you say so."
"What in blazes did I do to deserve this?..."
The end.