Carmelita and the Annoying Cakesniffing Randomness
"Welcome home, Violet!" Sunny cried.
"I only went to the bathroom." said Violet.
"Oh. Sunny didn't know that." said Sunny, as she vainly referred to herself in the third person.
"CARMELITA!" shouted Carmelita Spats, who immediately began acting out the Windows vs. Ipad commercial until Klaus banged some puttanesca on her head. She screamed and put Sunny on as a hat.
"Guess what!" said Bertrand Baudelaire. "We're alive!"
"Mommy! Daddy!" shouted little Sunny, jumping off Carmelita's head.
Carmelita burst into tears. "Why do you get parents and I don't?" she sobbed. Isadora Quagmire burst out of a pinata which didn't exist and ran to comfort her
"Guess what!" said Mrs. Spats. "I'm alive!"
"So am I!" said Mr. Spats.
"I'M SO HAPPY!" shouted Carmelita.
"Guess what! I'm alive!" said every single parent in the whole entire world.
Chapter 1 1/2: Carmelita at the Restaurant
"Puttanesca anybody?" asked the world's teeniest chef.
"Sunny. Sunny. SUNNY! You're a little too young to have a job. Now have a seat." said Klaus, strapping his sister into a high chair.
"What do you want, Carmelita?" asked Mrs. Spats, strapping her daughter into a high chair.
"How old is your daughter, madam?" asked the waiter.
"Eleven" said Mrs. Spats.
" Well then you can put her in the booth with you. Here are your drinks." the waiter replied.
End of chapter One! Yipeee! Chapter two will likely be up soon, but I don't know.
I forgot to mention that Lemony Snicket owns all these wonderful characters.
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