I like boobs. Big, giggling, female breast! He liked girls. He was sure of it. There was absolutely no way he was into men. he had just been drunk, that was all. and Kise kinda looked like a girl. Yes that was it. His drunken boner had mistaken Kise for a woman.

...But Kise has no boobs. yeah but he has that ass. GAH! THINK STRAIGHT! THINK STRAIGHT! TITS TITS TITS TITS TITS!

Kuroko watched Aomine. The dark man was obviously deep in thought. Kuroko sighed loudly, startling the sulking blunette. "What?" the taller man groaned. "Your no fun to hang out with today." Kuroko said bluntly. Aomine rolled his eyes. "just got a couple things on my mind okay?"

"Kise?"

"WHAT?"

"your thinking of Kise aren't you."

"NO."

"Liar."

"I. LIKE. TITS!"

"thats great to know." a voice from behind said. Kise stood there with a basket ball under his arm.

Aomine stared at him. The sun reflecting off his blonde hair, those georgous golden eyes, those soft looking li...BOOBS BOOBS HE's A MAN. TITLESS. DAMMIT! Aomine tried to concentrate on anything but Kise, but his eyes kept sliding up his body. Kuroko stood up. "I promised Kagami i'd meet him, see you two later." Aomines heart stopped. that little shit. he was leaving them alone? THAT LITTLE SHIT! "Wai..Ku..what?" Aomine stuttered. Kuroko waved him good bye before leaving the court. Aomine swore he saw a smirk. fuck!

Last night Aomine had a few beers with Kuroko and Kagami, once they got drunk enough Kagami and kuroko got pretty touchy feely. But upon remembering Aomine was there they became nervous, but the totally drunk Aomine assured them he had no problems with "gay shit because he he a thing for Kise and wanted to fuck dat fine ass of his." Apparently they were drunk enough to say and do embarrassing things, but nor drunk enough to forget about them in the morning. Aomine knew he had always been attracted to Kise, and may or may not have slight feelings for him. But they were both men, it was weird. And Kise had a massive fan girl army, he was probably fucking every single one of them. and he wasn't to sure how Kise would respond to "hey I think your sexy can i do you in the ass?" Gos he was an idiot.

Kise walked up to him. "one on one?" he asked, looking Aomine in the eye. Yeah in bed...Aomine though. "Ugh i actully gotta take care of some stuff so i think i'm gonna-"

Kise gave him big sad puppy dog eyes. No, gotta resist. Aomine told himself. gotta say no, must...say..damn he's so cute. Gahhh no...say no..say.."Ok."

Kise smiled at him. "yay." he said and started walking to the blechers to put his bag down. Aomine watched after him. His butt though.