A/N: my very very very first fic!! YAAAY!!!! Beware of insanity. Very insane insanity. Short stories, like 10 seconds to read each one. Now I'll shuttup.

Read & review, pleeeease!!! ^-^

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(Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking along the road. But there are no roads at Hogwarts, so they weren't really walking, they were just daydreaming in History of Magic class.)

Harry: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ron:(pokes Harry with his wand) ennervate

(Harry's haphazardous hair [A/N:heh, Harry's haphazardous hair- wait, is haphazardous a word?] sparks a little, but he sleeps on)

Hermione: Ron, he's not unconcious! He's asleep.

Harry: She's right

Ron: Oh, okay then-

Hermione: ????

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(Draco is mixing up some Kool-aid-like stuff (A/N: I don't own Kool-aid!!!!) to dye his hair blue)

Draco: (licks spoon) mmmmmm

(Draco pours the pitcher over his head, but he put too much water in so he starts to drown)

Draco: blub blub bubble blubb

(Snape walks by and sees Draco trying to swim)

Snape: Cowabungaaaaaaa!!! (dives in & lands on Draco)

Draco: Ow-

(Hermione walks by and sees Snape and Draco swimming in a pitcher of Kool-Aid)

Hermione: -.-

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(It is Christmas and Ron is very overexcited)

Ron: It is Christmas and I am very overexcited!

(Duh)

Ron: Duh

(-.-)

Ron: Okay I can't hear you now so I'll just jump on the couch-

Hermione:(Sitting on couch and seeing Ron about to jump on her head)

Hermione: (screams a bloodcurdling PG-13 word)##########UUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ron stops in midair, shocked)

Harry: Umm Hermione what is going on with you-

Hermione: (shrugs) (walks away)

Ron: Oh well- (Jumps on couch some more)

Ron: Jumps on couch some more, jumps on couch some more!!

(Shut up)

Ron: Make me!

(I'll throw a pillow at you)

Ron: Ahh!! No!! Pillows are too hard for my sensitive skin!!!

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(Draco, Crabbe and Goyle are learning to Riverdance)

Draco: Daddy will be so proud!!!

Goyle: uhhh

Draco: (menacingly) ARE YOU INSULTING MY FATHER???

Crabbe: umm

Draco: grrrrrrr...

Crabbe & Goyle: *whimper*

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Okey-dokey artichokey, ow this thorn is kinda pokey, all these rhymes make my throat chokey!!! review, pleez!!! I'll update soon.

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