The visit of the sparrow

Slowly I climbed up the balcony and crept into the classy room. When I spotted the Commodore, who was sleeping on his desk, I sniggered. I had to admit that it was hilarious to see such a respected man with ink traces all over his pale face. I went to the desk and carefully opened the drawer. A overwhelming flowerily scent irritated my nose and I grimaced. Rapidly I checked that the Commodore was still sleeping soundly and thought about my options. This seemed all far to easy, but I opted to go through with my plan, because the organization would pay me a lot of money if I brought them the stinking flower. I took the flower out of the desk and put it into my pocket. Said plant was hidden in a hole which was covered with some boring Navy book. While I was closing the drawer a hand gripped my wrist and my eyes met two sea green eyes. "Jamie, luv, long time not seen. How are you doing?", I asked cheerfully. "Sparrow, I knew that one day you would try to steal from me, but I am a little disappointed that you thought so little of me. Did you really think I wouldn't notice when someone was walking around my bloody office?", he asked curiously. I grinned and answered energetically: "I hoped you would wake up, Jamie. If you hadn't, it would have spoiled all the fun. And by the way, it's Captain Sparrow for you, savy?" "I will do as I please, Sparrow. And cease this stupid nicknames immediately", he countered angrily. "Everytime we meet I get a real buzz out of it, you know, Jamie", I said amused beyond hell. Norrington growled like a dog and threatened: Sparrow, this time I'm going to hang y..." Poor Commodore couldn't finish his sentence, because I threw a smoke bomb on the floor. Jamie was so surprised that I could release myself from his tight grip and started to walk backwards slowly. I was almost at the balcony, when the smoke cleared and I saw how the good old Norrington ran towards me. "This is the day you shall always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparr-", I tried to say while I was making my unforgettable escape. Sadly I stumbled over my feet and I fell from the balony. "-owww", I shouted surprised. Luckily Lady Luck was on my side and I fell in a bush and I was unharmed. I quickly stood up, bowed and drunkenly ran away. "Sparrow, get back here right now!", I heard the Commodore shout. 'Forget it, mate. I don't want to get tracked down by you again. Even through it is a lot of fun', I thought. From far away I heard Norrington murmur. "Perhaps I should retire. Who am I kidding! Sparrow, bloody hell, get back here!"