A/N: OK! So… ye. This takes place when they're all like 16 and 17. Gr. 11. Me friend edited it/ fixed up some of my mistakes! XD

Summary: Kyle's in love with his best friend, but he already has a boyfriend. What shall Kyle do? Not to mention what will Kenny do? I have no clue at this moment! . SLASH! Kenny/Stan Stan/Kyle. Maybe Kenny/Stan/Kyle. Threesome! Bwahah! I'm evil!

Warning: SLASH! And swearing. Quite a bit actually!

Disclaimer: I don't own this. And never will. I'm just a sick bastard who loves romance and threesomes! Lol.

Chapter 1: Fucking badminton

Sun shown in through Kyle's window and onto his face, waking him from his peaceful slumber where he dreamt of the one he secretly wanted to be with. Slowly he opened his eyes and sighed. Going to school was always so heart wrenching. He hated seeing the one he loved and adored with another man. He sat up, knocking the covers off, and swung his feet to the side of his bed. Feet planted on the cold ground as he stood up and went to his closet. Kyle pulled out some jeans and a navy t-shirt. After getting dressed he trudged down and into his kitchen where he quickly ate some cereal. He sighed and went to get his backpack and jacket.

Kyle walked out his door, locked it and twirled his keys around once before he unlocked his mom's car door. It was Kyle's turn to drive everyone to school today. Starting the engine and driving off to pick up his 3 other friends was always troublesome because he had to wake up so early. Kyle pulled into Stan's driveway and honked his horn. Stan ran out of his house and opened the passenger side door. Climbing in with no effort

"Hey Kyle, what's up?" Kyle looks at Stan and said "driving you dumb ass" with that he smirked and started to drive towards the next friends house.

Kyle pulled up into Cartman's driveway next. He honked his horn and prepared to wait a while, Cartman was always late.

Stan muttered "stupid fat ass is always slowing us down" Kyle chuckled and nodded. After a couple of minutes Stan got bored and flicked on the radio and the song 'violent pornography' by system of a down started to play.

"God I love these guys" said Stan as he leaned back in his seat and started to bob his head to the beat.

"Yeah, they kick ass," stated Kyle as he too bobbed his head. Soon the yells of a certain fat teen came from the doorways as he opened the door and slowly walked to the car. Cartman wasn't as fat as he was a kid but he wasn't exactly the skinny either. Cartman pulled on the handle of the door and swiftly, well as swiftly as he could, jumped into the back seat.

"Hurry your fucking asses up! Or we're going to be late! We still need to pick up Stan's gay lover any ways! So speed it Kyle!" shouted the loud-mouthed fat kid.

Kyle rolled his eyes and started to put the car in reverse, backing it out of Cartman's driveway and on the road that'd take them to Kenny's apartment.

Stan then said to Cartman "Yeah and you have a problem with gay people" Stan then raised an eyebrow as he crossed his arms.

It was Cartman's turn to roll his eyes "God if I had a problem I wouldn't be in this car you stupid."

Stan then nodded his head while making a yah-I-guess-so hand motion. Kyle then decided to ask a random question "When the hell did you actually learn some maturity, Cartman?"

Cartman then got a smug look on his face "I think back in grade 8 when Kenny beat me up for calling him gay, wait no… maybe it was puberty boys! You'll learn about it in maybe a couple of years!" Then the three friends laughed as they pulled into the parking lot of Kenny's apartment. Kenny had moved as soon as he was old enough for it to be legal, which wasn't too long ago.

"So are you going up to get him, Stan?" Kyle asked looking at his long time best friend. Stan nodded, smiled and got out of the car to get his boyfriend; yes they were going out and had been for some time.

Kyle sighed and looked back at Cartman "So you going to stay back there? You know Kenny's going to make you move."

Cartman smirked "Yeah but it's funnier when Kenny gets mad."

Kyle shook his head "You like pissing people off don't you?" Cartman nodded "Damn straight! But making you angry got old, so now everyone's a target!"

Kyle smacked his forehead " I don't think that's much better!"

Within a couple of minute Stan and Kenny were back down and on their way to the car, hand in hand.

Kenny opened the back door, blonde hair blowing in the slight breeze, and glared at Cartman. "Get the fuck out of the back you asshole."

Cartman stuck out his tongue and sneered, "Make me!"

Stan sighed and watched as Kenny proceeded to punch Cartman in the arm and yank him out of the seat and onto the cold pavement. "Fuck Kenny! That hurt!"

Kenny smirked at Cartman and helped Stan into the back seat. Cartman was still sulking when Kenny rolled his eyes and grabbed him under the arms and hefted him to his feet, not the easiest task because of his weight.

Everyone did up their seat belts and Kyle gave one last longing look at his rearview mirror as he caught sight of Stan cuddling up to Kenny. Kenny caught his eye in the mirror and became confused.

What was it that made Kyle look that way at him and Stan? Kenny then began to ponder. 'Hmm… maybe he's jealous of our relationship? Maybe he wants a partner of his own… or maybe he has a crush on one of us, most probably Stan. Shit' Kenny thought on as his brows furrowed in concentration. Stan noticed as the car began to move on its way to South Park High.

Stan poked Kenny in the cheek as he looked up at his lover from his leaning position on Kenny shoulder "what's wrong Kenny?"

Kenny looked down and smiled lovingly at Stan, not wanting to worry him "oh nothing, just thinking." Stan knew there was more to it but didn't want to pry with all his friends around.

Cartman was up in the front seat babbling and telling random stories when they finally reached school, just in time. The bell had just rung and the four friends rushed off to their respective classes. Cartman, Kyle and Kenny had P.E. together and Stan had English for his first period.

"See yah later Stan!" called Kyle as he waved bye to his best friend,

"Yeah bye hun! See you later!" continued Kenny as he too waved.

"Watch out for the Wendy monster Stan! You wouldn't want her glomping you again!" shouted Cartman as the three headed off to the change rooms to get into their gym clothes.

Stan walked off to the dreaded English class with Mme. Hug the stupidest and boring teacher ever alive, not to mention "Wendy monster" was there! Stan mumbled to himself as he faded off into the crowd of rushing students.

In the change room guys are changing everywhere, Kenny loved it because he got to look at some of the hot guys in his class stripe down into their underwear. Sure he loved Stan and he was the most beautiful creature he'd ever seen but that didn't mean he couldn't admire others, like Kyle perhaps. Kyle hair had died down a bit; it wasn't as much of a clump of curls anymore but was normal curly hair. Still red. He didn't have that muscular jock body but Kenny didn't like that much. He was slim and just normal god knows why he finds him so attractive at this moment.

Kenny glanced at a mirror and caught sight of his own reflection. Kenny had messy blond hair and a somewhat muscular build. Kenny had stopped wearing his parka in gr.7, as did most of the others boys with their hats and shit they wore all the time. Sure they wore them once in a while for old times sakes though. Kenny striped down and changed into the uniform navy shorts and white T-shirt with the school logo, like everyone else's. Cartman and Kyle were already dressed and waiting for him to go into the gym.

"I'm so going to beat you guys in badminton today!" taunted Cartman as he playfully swatted his racket at Kyle.

Kenny raised his eyebrow "Yeah, you think so? You don't even have a partner today! Butter's is at the dentist!

Cartman grumbled "fuck man your right. Damn I'm going to be stuck with some random person whose partner is sick too! Or worse I'll have to play with the coach."

Kyle and Kenny laughed as Kyle got an idea "hey maybe you can ask the coach to let all three of us play as a team!"

Cartman smiled at that idea "sweet! I'm going to ask now!" Cartman ran up to the coach as Kenny then turned to Kyle "hmm… that was a smart idea" Kenny then flashed a stunning smile at Kyle. Kyle smiled back. "Thanks."

Cartman reached the coach "Hey coach. Butters isn't here today so can me, Kenny and Kyle be on a team?"

The short and round coach hmm-ed a bit before he shook his head 'no'. "Sorry Cartman, but we have a new student today and she needs a partner."

The coach then pointed to a bored looking girl who was chewing gum. She had dirty-blond hair tied in a ponytail/bun concoction and wore a black baggy 'South Park High' T-shirt and shorts. They were in grade 11 so their P.E. was in mixed classes, boys and girls.

"Fuck I don't want to be on her team!" cried Cartman as he pointed at the not so skinny girl. She wasn't fat but she had some bulk to her. (u kno like kinda chubby but not enough to be considered fat. I think I said that already . shut ur pie holes u pooper scoopers!)

The new girl heard Cartman's cries and scrunched up her nose at him "Well it's not like I want to be on your team either you ugly boogen snoter!"

Cartman then stuck his tongue out at her "Yeah well your a fat assed chick!"

The girl glared at Cartman, as she looked him up and down "Look who's talking lard-fuck!"

Kenny and Kyle heard their friend arguing with some girl they had never seen before and decided to go over there and see what was wrong. When they reached Cartman and the girl the two were almost about to rip each other's throats out, the coach really couldn't do anything at the moment so Kenny decided to punch Cartman to get his attention, in the face. Cartman stopped arguing and held his now throbbing nose. The girl laughed, she laughed really hard. Kyle then checked Cartman's face as he whimpered while giving Kenny a warning glare

"You didn't have to punch him" Kenny shrugged his shoulders.

"God you could of just hit me in the arm or something!" yelled Cartman as he miraculously recovered from the punch.

Kenny smirked "well it wasn't like I hit you hard!"

The girl then added "yeah! And with all your flub you probably wouldn't feel it."

Kenny glanced at her and Cartman glared.

"God damn it! Shut your pie hole you little fucking whore!"

Kyle then quickly went between the two before they could fight again. "Ok hold on! Who are you?" asked Kyle pointing to the new girl "and why the hell are you picking on Cartman?"

The girl gave nasty choking sound before she answered, "I'm Catherine Smith, but you can call me Cathy. I'm only picking on him because he said that he didn't want to be my partner! Like I was some kind of alien or really fat nasty looking chick!"

Kyle then replied "well he's sorry and I'd appreciate it if you'd stop making fun of him."

Kenny then nodded. The girl looked a bit stunned "wow that was unexpected. Are you gay?"

All three boys gaped at her.

Cartman then stuttered "Wh-what do you mean? I'm not gay."

The girl rolled her eyes " I kind of figured that. I mean those other two." Cathy then pointed to Kyle and Kenny.

"What if I am?" asked Kenny as he smiled mischievously and wiggled his eyebrows

Kyle gulped, he didn't want to answer, and he didn't want his friends to know that he was. Kyle didn't know why he didn't want them to know but he just didn't. So Kyle attempted to lie "of-of course I'm not g-gay!"

"Oh ok! I was just wondering!" Cathy chirped as she smiled really big. Cathy didn't know Kyle like Kenny and Cartman did and didn't notice that he was lying. Kenny inwardly cried with happiness but he also was a bit concerned on why Kyle refused to admit it to them that he was.

"So Cartman you going to be my partner or am I going to have to find someone cooler than you?" Cathy cocked her head to the side waiting for a response.

"AHH what the fuck! Fine sure! Whatever!" Cartman grabbed his racket off the floor and picked up a birdie "let's play guys."

Cartman and Cathy went to one side of the net and Kyle and Kenny stayed on the other. They started to play. The time zipped by; Cartman and Cathy were in the lead.

Another half hour passed and the game finished with Kyle and Kenny being in the lead. "Fuck YEAH! In your faces! You fat ass!" Yelled Kenny as he gave Kyle a high-five as he laughed.

" Shut up!" yelled Cartman and Cathy in unison, after their fight they started to get along quite well.

The bell rang and the foursome went off to change. Cathy was walking with the guys and almost walked into the guys change room when Cartman looked at her.

" You some kind of cross dresser?" He smirked and waited for her response.

Cathy looked at the change room she was in front of and laughed "oops! I forgot! In my old school the girls change room was on this side." With that she saluted the boys and headed off to the proper change room.

Once again the boys stripped down and changed back into their normal clothes.

"You know what guys that chick was pretty cool." Stated Cartman as he pulled on some pants.

Kenny nodded and Kyle replied "Yeah. Except that she's kind of random. It catches you off guard a lot."

Cartman shrugged "yeah like her little gay comment!" then Cartman gave Kyle a funny little smile. "Kyle!"

Kyle raised his eyebrow "What?" Cartman didn't answer but Kenny did "Why didn't tell us you were gay?"

Kyle gasped and dropped the shirt he was about to put on. "You guys could tell I was lying?"

Cartman rolled his "DUH! How long have we known you dude!"

Kenny poked Kyle "Sooo…"

Kyle picked up his shirt and put it on, plopping down on the bench that was located next to him. "Well I don't know. I didn't want you guys to think that uhh… never mind"

Kenny and Cartman plopped down beside him and proceeded in the questioning. "So, who's the lucky dude you have a crush on" Cartman said as he nudged Kyle's arm.

"Yeah, and for how long have you liked him?" continued Kenny.

Kyle blushed "well I've liked him for a couple of years…"

Kenny gestured with his hands for him to continue.

"He's uhh… someone."

"God damn it! Tell us!" screamed Cartman as he head locked Kyle.

"Nooo!" screamed Kyle as his hair was mercilessly messed around with.

"I won't stop until you tell me who it is! You fucking ass wipe!" mocked Cartman as he continued his assault.

"FINE! Fine. I'll tell you! Now stop!" screeched Kyle as Cartman loosened his grip. " It's umm…" Kyle blushed "it's Stan" mumbled Kyle in an almost inaudible voice.

Cartman gasped while Kenny smacked his fist into his palm.

'I knew it!' thought Kenny as he praised his smartness.

"Please Kenny don't be angry with me, I'm not going to try and break you two up! I… that's why I didn't want to tell you guys!" Kyle rushed out as tears welled up in his eyes.

"Uhhh…" said Cartman as he looked to Kenny to think of something to do.

Kenny whispered to Cartman "Cartman can you leave us alone for now? I want to straighten things up."

Cartman gave Kyle a reassuring squeeze on his shoulder before he got up and left the change rooms. The change room was now empty except for Kyle and Kenny.

A tear slowly ran down Kyle's cheek "I'm sorry," he said quietly as he wiped at his eyes.

Kenny smiled sadly and placed his hand under Kyle's chin, lifting his eyes up to his eye level.

"I kind of guessed that you liked Stan a little while ago. You don't need to be sorry. No one can help who they fall in love with. Look at me! I was sure I'd find myself some chick with big boobs and blonde hair when I was younger, and now look at what fate slapped into my lap. Not that I'm complaining though. Stan is the love of my life."

Kenny then wiped away a tear that was about to fall.

"Kenny… what do I do? I'm so confused. My brain keeps telling me that I should move on but my heart won't let me." Kyle cried as Kenny wrapped his arms around him.

"It's ok. You go on loving him. I'll find a way to make it work." Kyle sniffed and looked up at Kenny

"But then… what about you? Don't you still love Stan?"

Kenny rested his chin on Kyle's head, taking in the smell of his red locks of hair, almost like the smell of fresh fruit. "I still love him, and it feels like I might always love him forever. But you're one of my best friends, I can't just sit by and let you suffer either. I promise you Kyle I find an answer for you."

Kenny started to rub comforting circles on Kyle's back, loving the feeling of being close to him. He didn't know why but for some reason he loved just being near Kyle, almost in the same way he loved being with Stan. But it's not possible to love two people at the same time. Or is it? Kenny pondered this question a bit when suddenly the door to the change room flung open. Stan could be seen rushing into the room.

"Cartman told me that Kyle was feeling bad, what's wrong?" Asked Stan as his eyes focused on the scene before him.

Kenny was holding a still shaking Kyle. Kyle looked up at him and more tears started to well up in his eyes. Stan walked over and sat next to Kenny and Kyle. He pulled Kyle into a big hug as Kenny loosened his hold.

"Kyle, what's the matter? Did someone hurt you?" Kyle shook his head no as he buried his face in the crook of Stan's neck. Kenny still had his hand on Kyle's back rubbing the soothing circles.

"It-it's n-noth-ing, S-stan. We should get to class."

"No, you should go home, Kyle. You need to rest." Reasoned Kenny in a concerned way.

"Yeah Kyle, Cartman is already informing the office about you not feeling well and needing to go home. He also said he'd tell them that me and Kenny will assist you home."

Kyle then lifted his head up, tears almost all gone "but won't they want to check and see if Cartman was lying or not?"

Kenny thought a moment " I guess they will but that's ok. Once they see you they have to let us go."

Stan nodded. "I don't want to go to my house. My mom and dad will nag at me about skipping school and then I'll feel even worse." Stan hmm-ed in search of a solution "How bout we all go to Kenny's apartment?" Stan looked at Kenny who nodded and then back to Kyle who also nodded.

"So why or what is it that got you all worked up?" Stan asked as Kyle sat up.

"Umm… well… I… umm…"

Stan felt a bit hurt that Kyle wasn't telling him but smiled any ways. "It's ok. If you don't want to tell me then I'm fine with it."

Kenny threw a concerned look at Stan; he had noticed the look of sadness that had crossed his loves eyes.

Soon enough a teacher came in and saw the condition of the boy. With a nod he let the three boys take the rest of the day off. The man had a heart and knew it'd be torture to make a kid try to focus on school in that state.

Kyle tried to get up but he was still a bit weak from the crying so he stumbled, only to be caught by the strong arms of Kenny. Stan arms weren't too far behind as he also had tried to catch Kyle. Stan didn't have the fastest reflexes when his friends were hurt. A wave of nausea passed over Kyle as he threw his hand to his forehead and leaned more back into the two arms that were holding him upright.

"You sure you're ok? I don't think you're in the best condition to walk all the way to the car" Stan stated "yeah. Or drive the car. Hand over those car keys Kyle." Added Kenny as he searched through Kyle's jean pocket, making Kyle blush a bit.

"I-I can… I can walk myself. I just got up too quickly."

"Right" replied Stan as he wrapped one of Kyle's arms around his shoulder.

Kenny repeated the act after retrieving the keys. The two lovers helped Kyle to the car putting him in the backseat; Stan sat beside him while Kenny drove. Stan had his arm around Kyle; Kyle leaned into the warmth of his body. It felt so nice; he never wanted to leave that spot. Slowly he nodded off into dreamland before the car even left the school parking lot.

TBC

A/N: It's done! YEAH! . I like it! … For once! I hope you ppl do! And R and R! BITCHES! &$(! Lol! If you're wondering the height of them I was too lazy to put that in cause it's not that important. And even if you don't give a shit here it is! Kenny: 6'2" Stan: 6' Kyle: 5'8"  shortie! Lol. Cartman: 6'1" bwahah! … Basically the point of the height was to let u kno Kenny's taller and Kyle's shorter. NYAHAH! I'm ebil!… R&R