Sasuke's just waiting until everyone lets their guard down and then he's gonna waltz in, rape Naruto, and leave, but Naruto's gonna get pregnant because he was raped in his girl form and he'll tell Sasuke but Sasuke won't believe him but then Naruto will have said baby and he'll name her Pretzel and Sasuke will be like 'Aww' and Naruto will be like 'Told you she was yours' and Sasuke will believe him because Pretzel has the Sharingan which means the only other potential father is Itachi but he's blind and everyone knows blind people are nice and then Sasuke and Naruto will get married and have lots more babies.
Muahaha. This is what happens when Toku goes home early because she feels bad, I get two hours of sleep, and my World Civ. teacher has a clicker thing to do (Mr. Macy is the best!). I wrote this to amuse her.
-Eta