Alo!! I'm here to present my first fanfiction!!
Kai: Don't forget the disclaimer.
Me: I know, I know. I do not own Bleach.
Apollo: Jordan, would like to dedicate this fanfic to KivaEmber, who he idolizes for her humorous stories.
Me: Yea!! XD, you are amazing!!
Title: Behind the Fanfics
Pairing: IchiHichi
Summary: Ever wonder what happens while a fanfic is being made? Well,
after reading this, you'll know.
Rated: T, maybe? It has some kissing, profanity, and fighting.
Warning: This is a yaoi fic. YAOI!! So, if you don't like guy x guy
pairings, please leave now.
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Kai entered the room, where all of his creator's stories are made,
wondering why Jordan screamed. "What's wrong now? You loose a page again?"
Jordan glares at Kai, and then throws his pencil at said person.
"No, I can't find my laptop or my ipod. I need them, stay here while I
go raid everyone's rooms." Kai groans, but does what he is told for if
he didn't, he would feel the wrath of said author.
Jordan roams around the mansion he created, so he could torture his
characters. Oh, how he loved doing that. He reached Dak's door and kicked
it down. He then entered the room like a secret agent, to see the
Dak eating funyuns. Wait... "Where the hell did you get
Funyuns?!"
Dak looked up from his book and continued eating. "I went to this place
called a 'store', where they sell food and drinks. I bought you a
bag." He tossed Jordan a bag, who then opened it and ate some of the
onion-shaped
chip.
"Have you seen my ipod or laptop? They seem to be 'missing'." Dak
closed his book and opened another. "No, I have not seen them. Do you have
any dojinshi of Ichigo and Hichigo?"
I look around to make sure no one is looking, the reach under my shirt
and pull out a book. Dak takes it, then looks at Jordan with a 'what
the hell' look. "Why do walk around with this?" Jordan looks confused and
frowns.
"...doesn't everyone?" Dak sighs, but thanks Jordan as the author
leaves to continue searching.
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As Jordan walked down another hall that led to a dead end, why they are
there is unknown, he stopped and eyes went wide. He then proceeded to
do a very loud yaoi girl scream that echoed the entire house. Everyone
sighed knowing what was going on. Some amazingly hot person had entered
the house and was going to be used in a nearby fic.
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"Damnit, not here too." Ichigo had entered the house before and knew
the owner, Jordan, would practically glomp anything that moved, but
failed to know that said owner was a 'yaoi fan'. It wasn't that he didn't
like
being paired with other guys, it was just the things writers made him
do or say. He scratched his head in frustration, when he heard a staticy
noise and a figure in front of him.
"ICHI!! Nice to see you again!" Jordan smiles and Ichigo, who
frowns at how I appeared.
"Did you just use shunpo?" Jordan shakes his head. "No, shunpo is old
and boring. I used Sonido, it makes this really cool static noise when
you use it."
"But you're not even a hollow, so how the hell did you learn it?"
I sonido to the left, then right, then do it over and over. "I'm the
author and as said author, I get to learn whatever I please." Jordan
pulls out measuring tape out of nowhere. "Now, stay still so I can measure
your waist."
Then another being appeared. "Why are ya measurin, King?" Jordan hears
him and continues to measure Ichigo's waist, despite Ichigo trying to
remove Jordan from said waist. "I need to know how big his waist is, so
I
know what to make him wear in one of my stories. Don't worry, Shiro,
you'll be in it too."
The hollow smirked evilly, knowing that he would be doing something
that involved a lot of smex, cussing, and aftersex highness. "Alright,
Ichi, if you could just pull down your-"
"No fucking way! I am not going to pull down my pants!" Ichigo looked
flustered as he backed away making sure he had a hold of his pants. Shiro
and Jordan looked at Ichigo with dark, evil, perverted eyes. "I'll be
in
someone's room until you get rid off your pervert thoughts, you
idiots." Ichigo left down a hallway.
After two minutes of silence, we both stare at the hallway. "Ya know, I
think his punishment should involve somethin with a gag." Shiro says
smirking as I rest my arm on his shoulder. "It should involve him being
tied to a bed... maybe you having a whip."
Shiro grabs me in a headlock. "Me and you, we're gunna have lots of
fun making this happen. Now lets go find em." I nod and we both run down
the hall.
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Through out the house, there was screaming from Ichigo, sadistic and
perverted laughter from Shiro, and tackles for Jordan. When Selene
entered said house, she was not too happy to find half of it destroyed.
"...JORDAN!!" Jordan pops his head out of a vase that look like
someone had a seizure when making it. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THIS
HOUSE?! THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK THAT
I COME HOME TO A HALF MISSING HOUSE!!"
That's when she spotted two wild hairdos hiding behind the couch. She
rushed over and pulled them up by their hair. "And this is the 2nd time,
these idiots were here when it happened." She looked them both in the
eyes. "Listen to me, if I ever come home again to see this house like
this again, you two won't ever be able to have sex again."
And with that Shiro grabbed Ichigo and ran out the house. He wasn't
scared, he just didn't want to never be able to have sex again. He wanted
to be able to fuck his king into the wall a couple more times. Maybe
more,
he would figure that out after he tries to seduce Ichigo again.
Jordan gets out of the vase and sighs. Why he created such an annoying
character with a bitch personality was beyond him. She wasn't always
like this, unless... "Selene... you're not on your period are you...?"
She turned, grew larger, and darkly glared, while I somehow grew
smaller, and more chibi like. "Go and fix this god damn house before I blow
your head up." I ran down the now half missing hallway that Ichigo went
down scared.
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Apollo:... Well... I think that chapter was... uh... creative...
Me: ... I'm actually scared to post this... maybe I wont...
Selene: Oh hell no, you will post this. Readers, give him advice on how
to continue this. He is a newbie to posting, so he needs someone to
lay down the rules, be aggressive, and make him understand what needs to be
done, and- Looks around at Jordan and Shiro ...why are you covering
your noses?
Shiro: Please tell me you'll make a story about that.
Me: Sure, but we need reviews, so I know how to become better at this.
So People, review and help me out here.
Seika: ...are you begging?
Me: NO! I DO NOT BEG, I ASK
Seika: Same thing when it involves sex
Apollo: ...Bye everyone. Jordan will post a new chapter soon.