This is my first fic in a long time. I bought my PS3 and I imported Disgaea 3, I have had some homework for college, and I hang out with friends 4 hours a day, so I'm usually busy. Well in this fic, I am going to be making fun of some stuff, but I don't really mean it. It's just making fun of stuff you already know is a lot easier. Well, here it is.

"What the hell are you doing?" Asuna yelled.

Negi and Asuna were watching some television in the dorm, and Negi suddenly changed the channel.

"I'm changing the channel biatch," Negi yelled back at Asuna.

Asuna said, "Why would you change the channel? That show's great!"

"A ten year old mage teaching a class of 31 students is a good show. Some loser wearing orange clothes and yellow hair trying to be a ninja, some fruit with black hair whom apparently has issues and a pink haired girl who likes a guy that hates her guts is not a good show," Negi stated plainly.

"Well, at least my favorite show isn't some super awesome giant mecha fighting against Coordinators," Asuna replied. "Anyways, where's Chamo? He was supposed to pick up the weed this week."

"Probably getting ready for the trip to Kyoto?" Negi responded.

Negi Springfield, a ten year old mage in training, and his 31 students were getting ready for a trip to Kyoto… again. It had been half a year since their last trip to Kyoto, but since they were having another trip coming up in a week, the class decided to go to Kyoto again to raise some hell.

Asuna asked, "What about Konoka? She should be excited about going back home."
"Yeah, more excited than the time Michael Jackson had a little boy coming over," Negi said.



"Well, I guess. Speaking of little boys, you know the class rep is going to be bringing Playstation 3's on the train since there are tv's we can use there," Asuna said.

Just at that moment, Kotaro came in through the window like Batman and asked, "Why Playstation 3's? Why not Xbox 360's?"

Negi answered, "Damnit Kotaro, there's going to be enough failure on this trip, why add more failure son?"

"What are you talking about? Halo 3 for the mother fu—in win," Kotaro said.

"Yeah, if you like that overrated piece of crap. Metal Gear Solid 4 would destroy Halo 3," Negi responded.

Kotaro said, "Yeah right Master Chief would destroy Old Snake. Plus, 360 has Mass Effect"
"Is that right? Sorry, but Mass Defect was a terrible game, especially the loading times. Ten second loads, hahahahaha," Negi said.

"What about the Wii?" Asuna suggested.

Negi and Kotaro looked at each other and started laughing their asses off.

"Wii. Sure if you're a wiitard," Kotaro said.

"Asuna, do I look ten years old to you?" Negi asked.

Asuna replied, "Yes mother fu—er, you do look ten."
At that moment, Konoka rushed into the room and said, "Negi. Asuna. There's a problem in the lobby."

Okay, I'm just gonna leave it at that for now. Just so you know, I don't hate PS3, Xbox 360, Wii, etc. I used in this fic because it's something that I know a lot about. Well, write a review if you want and 

suggest something because my mind is blank right now. Honestly, I just wrote this during my college Music class and I have nothing to write about.