A/N Yes, this is a Monsters vs Aliens fanfiction. Don't like it, backspace your ass out of here, if not stick around and read.

This is a story about a fan character I've had created for a long time. Like all the MvA monsters, she's based loosely on an old 1950's sci-fi thriller which I will not mention. (if you can guess the movie, which I doubt anyone will, a character of your choosing will get an awesome cameo appearance in a future chapter). Character may seem Mary-Sueish, but hey, we can't all create AWESOME and UNIQUE characters, now can we?

All characters are copyrighted by their respective creators.

Except for the two rednecks, the mob of angry American citizens and of coarse, the Alienwoman

"Ah' tol' you I saw it fall this way."

"Come on, Earl... What if it's one of them Aaa- LIENS? 'Member those?"

"Yah I 'member yah' fool, now keep quiet so's I can think straight."

Two men made their way through the forest located behind their farm, their double-barrel shotguns poised and at the ready to blast apart whatever it was that had disturbed their work. It was late in the afternoon when something large and metallic had fallen from the sky, crashing through the forest, leaving behind broken trees and a giant mushroom shaped cloud of smoke that continued to billow hours after the crash. The two men had been hard at work, tending to the livestock on their farm when they had witnessed the ball of fire fall from the sky. Due to the recent alien invasion scare, both men wasted no time in arming themselves and ordering the local sheriff to 'come an' check it out'. It was now well into the night as the men continued to trek through the forest, searching for any sign of the object's crash landing. The forest was surprisingly silent before one of the men spoke again.

"I really think we oughta' wait fur' the sheriff. What if ar' guns ain't enough tah' take down whatevers' in that space ship?" The man said, quivering silently as he followed obediently behind the man in front.

"If yur' gonna get cold feet now Bobby, then git' back home and wait with the wives. Otherwise, quite yur' yammerin' and get up here." The man named Earl responded, looking scornfully over his shoulder.

"I still don't think we oughta go alone – Hey Earl! Lookit' there, I think we found it."

"That ain't it, dumby that's just the mark it left."

"Holy Gee, Earl lookit' that. That there's one giant skid mark. I'll bet it leads 'bout a yard into tha' forest."

Earl bent down and surveyed the track the unknown object left behind. The object had to have been massive in order for it to have left behind such a gigantic fissure in the ground. The gulf had to have been no less then 10 to 15 feet in diameter, and the wreckage of broken trees and upturned boulders kept no secrets from the two dimwitted investigators. Standing up and cracking his back slightly, Earl followed the trail against the constant whining from the man named Bobby.

Minutes had passed by agonizingly slow for the two men, but as they crept closer to the fallen object, the signs became more and more apparent that they were getting closer. Tree trucks continued to smolder, as the red hot embers ate away at their bark, leaves and fallen branches laid haphazardly across the giant divot in the ground. As the men trekked closer and closer still, Bobby's constant pleading and moaning became even more aggravating for Earl. Finally the larger man turned on the spot, dropping his gun to his side and bellowing over Bobby's constant protests.

"SHUT IT WILL YA'? I can't stand it. If ya' open yer' trap one more gash dern' time, Bobby I'll blow it clean off yer' face, yah' hear?"

But the expression on Bobby's freckled face turned from shock to utter horror. His eyes were glued to the spot located behind Earl. Bobby lifted his trembling hand, pointing an equally trembling finger over Earl's shoulder.

"Ear-Earl, lookit' behind you..." He said in a quivering voice.

As Earl turned to face the cause of Bobby's fear, his own expression dropped, his eyes bulging and his jaw slack against his doubled chin. There, no more then a yard away from them, stood a massive crater, filled with what could only be described as a metallic spacecraft the size of a large truck. Smoke enveloped the craft, blocking it momentarily from view, before a loud hissing noise broke out across the tense atmosphere, causing both of the men to raise their guns in response, ready to take out whatever tentacled alien that surfaced. As the hissing faded, Earl; still shocked and trembling almost as bad as Bobby, stepped timidly towards the space ship, his shotgun raised to shoulder height.

"Whatever you are, Alien yah' better come out here right now 'fore I fill you full a buckshot." Earl shouted against his better judgment.

As if in response, the ship emitted a luminescent blue light from it's interior. Both men stopped in their tracks, guns at the ready. Finally, a figure appeared out of the crater, climbing it's way up the steep hill. The men squinted their eyes, straining against the bright blue glow and vapor that continued to encase the ship. The figure made it's way up the edge of the hole and stood erect against the backdrop of the ethereal light show behind it. Both men gasped as their eyes bugged nearly out of their sockets, dropping their guns to their side.

Standing before them, was a small seemingly petite figure, with a shapely body, and feminine hips. The alien stood picturesquely against the wreckage, stark still and soundlessly observing the scene before it. Bobby spoke, braking the awkward silence between both parties.

"Holy moley, Earl. It's a... Woman."

Eyes goggling at the sight that laid before them, both men gaped like two landed fish, gasping for air. Overcome by the prospect of an alien woman, Earl stepped forward, his shotgun lulling lazily by his side as he crossed the gulf. The alienwoman did not budge, even after Earl and Bobby came closer and closer, stopping finally, leaving nothing but a five foot gap between them. It wasn't until Earl cleared his throat, did the alienwoman finally turn on her heels, causing the men to outwardly sigh. She stood a good 5 inches or so off the ground with long platinum blonde hair and large almost childlike green eyes that stared with innocent bewilderment and shock. She gazed wordlessly back at the men, as they gaped at her. Earl stepped forward and cleared his throat a second time, completely at a lose for words. Finally, he spoke.

"Welcome to Earth Ma'am." He grinned awkwardly at his cliché acknowledgment holding his hand out, an unspoken peace treaty between the human race and this interstellar bombshell.

The alienwoman stared intently at the man's outstretched hand, and then at the large gun he held in his other one, her suspicious glare speaking volumes for her wariness. Silently aware of her distrusting expression, Earl lifted the gun out to the side of him; causing the girl to inadvertently tense, her back stiffing slightly, and placed his weapon on the ground, pushing it away with his foot. Behind him however, Bobby's all to familiar protests cut through the tensions yet again.

"Earl, what ar' yah' doin'?" He yelled in response.

"Shut it Bobby, don't scare her anymore then she already is."

The girl stared at Earl's outstretched hand, not knowing exactly what he wanted her to do with it. She gazed at it as the men continued to bicker. She lifted her own gloved hand slightly in response, reaching out timidly with the air of a naïve, inquisitive child. Nonetheless terrified by their sudden intrusion, slowly her trembling hand made contact with Earl's. The outcome however was not the flight of doves, or waving banners with peace signs painted on them. Almost instantly upon contact, Earl dropped to the ground, his eyes wide with silent fear and his mouth agape as if frozen in the middle of a scream. The girl reached her hand back and stared open mouthed at Earl, then at the equally shocked face of Bobby. She stuttered as she glanced at her hand, then back down at Earl. Slowly she began to form the words 'I didn't know', before Bobby; screaming at the top of his lungs 'ALIEN INVASION', took off in the opposite direction, dropping his gun, his hands raised comically over his head. It was awhile after Bobby left screaming, before the girl tore her shocked gaze off Earl's somewhat lifeless form. She looked down at her hands, tears forming in the corners of her eyes. Her voice wavering with fright and disbelief. She stammered the words 'I didn't mean to' as the sound of shouting and flickering beams of lights woke her from her stupor.

As the shouting mob grew in volume, the girl took a startled step backwards, before falling nearly 10 feet into the large chasm left behind by her giant vessel. She groaned loudly and pulled herself up and out of the crater, looking over her shoulder as the high beams from the searchlights caught her eyes, wearing an expression only a startled deer could replicate.

"Hold it right there you murderer." Shouted a faceless being from the group. "Take another step and we'll blast you back ter' wherever you came from."

As the blue light died away and the vapors and smoke from the space ship now mingled with the bright white beams from the groups flashlights, the girl got slowly to her feet, all-the-while trembling and crying. As the sounds of clicking guns and loud shouts of amazement and hostility choked her with fright, the girl took a single step backwards, then sprinted off into the forest. She ran as fast as her feet would carry, never noticing the speed in which she ran as she ducked and dodged the loud ricochet of the mob's weapons cracking off the nearby trees. Glancing momentarily over her shoulder to make sure she wasn't being followed, the girl failed to notice the upturned root of a tree, causing her to trip and fly nearly several feet forward, smashing unceremoniously into the hard unforgiving earth. Gripping her nails into the dirt, she stumble a few times before she steadied herself completely. Rubbing the side of her face that broke her fall, she took a single step forward before crumbling back to her knees with a loud yelp. Tenderly massaging her twisted ankle, the girl chanced another worried glance over her shoulder as the yells and flashing lights continued to catch up with her. Breathing heavily through gritted teeth and flaring nostrils, she got to her feet, biting back the throbbing pain of her ankle as she continued to run forward.

She ran in this agonizing fashion for several minutes before the trees of the forest began to brake apart, the sight of an abandon stretch of road creeping slowly into vision. Not realizing that being out in the open was just as bad as being caught at point blank range, the girl stepped out of the last bit of low hanging bramble, and examined the stretch of highway that lay before her. She glanced left and right, her eyes finally settling on the large expanse of flat grassland before her. Wincing at the pain that crept from her ankle to her calf she realized all to late that she had no were to run, she was trapped. The sound of shouts echoed out of the forest like a horrifying reminder of the fate that awaited her, she turned just in time to see the first armed man brake through the forest, gasping with exhaustion. He raised his gun and pointed the flashlight at the her, choking on the orders he was determined to throw at her.

"Get – down – on the ground – NOW." He shouted between gasping breathes, however never moving from the spot he stood at, even after the girl had gotten abidingly onto her knees.

Shaking from fear and exhaustion, the girl raised her hands into the air, surrendering herself to the group of men that continued to collect before her. Searchlights blazed before her, the light reflecting off of the shimmering white suit she wore. Tears continued to cascade from her glassy eyes, her rosy cheeks tear stained and glistening. Slowly, the men moved to surround her, not one of them daring enough to make physical contact. As if ready to take command, a large man stepped forward, his gun raised above his head.

"This is fer' my brother, yah' monster." Bringing the butt of his gun down in a striking motion, the man knocked the girl out with one single hit. Forcing her unconscious form to fall forward, men still collection around her, wearing the same expressions of awe, as the lifeless form of the alienwoman laid undisturbed on the highway.

A/N Well that's the beginning of it... I plan on writing more, and hopefully I do because I have alot of great plots and twists this story can take, but if you don't see another chapter within the next week, it might take a tiddy bit long to post. ( I loose interest very easily).

Review, don't review, it doesn't bother me... I'll continue to post with or without the verbal appraisal of others.