Hello, Darkslash here. This is my first fanfiction, so I hope you enjoy it. I might not be able to update in a standard schedule, so sorry in advance! Anyway, on with the show...I mean story!

-Thinking-

Talking-

~Multiple thinking~

~Multiple talking~

A 15 year old Hispanic teen was walking down the street with his music blasting on his headphones. He was wearing a plain gray t-shirt under his white vest, and dark blue jeans, no logo anywhere. On his chest was a plain tungsten crucifix. As he was blasting the music, he could not hear the truck honking at him as it got closer to him. The truck driver tried to stop, yet, the truck was going too fast and too close to avoid the unaware teenager. As the teenager finally looked up, his brown eyes opened in surprise to the closeness of the truck, and could only think one thing…

-Well this sucks. I didn't get to finish my anime list. At least I finished 3 seasons of RUBY, One Punch Man, and Bleach. God, if I die, you better have the full series in heaven. Oh, and Wi-Fi. – (Teen)

He closed his eyes, expecting an intense pain, yet he never felt it. Confused, he opens his eyes to see himself…on the ground… dead...under the truck's front wheel. As he tries to understand what just happened, a woman passed through him to reach his own dead body. Surprised, the teen tries to touch her to get her attention, but to no avail. As a small crowd appears to see what happened, a bright light appears above him and starts to absorb him.

-Well, this could only mean heaven. I hope it's happier and safer where I'm going. I hated the orphanage because of the bullies. Well, I'm ready to go, goodbye everyone, may you live a happy life!-(Teen)

As the boy thought this, his body started to become transparent. He smiles and closes his eyes, thinking of the happiness he will find in the next dimension, and disappears in hundreds of flashing particles.

Heaven

-Heeeeellloooooo human!-(Angel)

-Huh?-(Teen)

-Welcome to the afterlife!-(Angel)

In front of the recently deceased teen stood a 12 year old kid with a smile on his face. His hair was white, and he was wearing only a white robe, toga style. On his head was a pair of red-and-black checkered headphones and a floating golden halo. Everywhere around him was white.

-Who are you?-(Teen)

-Oh, silly me, I forgot to introduce myself. I am your guardian angel, Vox. I am here to give you your sentence for all actions you took while living on earth.-(Vox)

-Huh?-(Teen)

-In short, I am here to judge you to see if you are going to hell, heaven, purgatory, or other. - (Vox)

-Ohhhhhh… wait, what religion are you from?-(Teen)

-Why do you ask?-(Vox)

- I want to know if I may have insulted God with me being Catholic and all…- (Teen)

-Oh, that? No worries, the Baha'i's (pronounced Baa-highs) had it right. And before you ask, they believed in the one true god, and that multiple religions worship the same god, yet under different names and standards. So even if you are catholic, you did not insult him, he is pretty understanding.-(Vox)

-Oh thank God for that…-(Teen)

-I know right? Anyway, let us review your life.-(Vox)

Saying this, Vox took out a big book and opened to a page in the middle.

-Let us see, your name is Juan Diego, male of Mexican heritage, was born in December 6, 2001 in San Diego, and raised in a catholic orphanage. There, you met Father Michael, who taught you the bible and your morals. In school you were introduced to anime and fanfiction, and were instantly hooked, making you a somewhat social otaku. After working and going to school, you decided to save up for a music player and headphones, which by the way were awesome, and after a few months decided you want to be a DJ, just because music is cool, and because they are your initials backwards. On the way to your part-time work, you were hit by a truck and died, arriving here and getting judgement. Died with no girlfriend, and never got past first base (wink).Did I miss any important events?- (Vox)

-How do you know all this? - (Juan)

-I am your guardian angel, I had to protect you from temptations, sin, and all that bad stuff. Anything you ever did was recorded in this book.-(Vox)

-Protected me? Well, thanks. So, is my judgement good? I really don't want to go to hell.-(Juan)

-Actually, that's the thing…you were not actually supposed to die. The truck was supposed to be avoided, but I may have been listening to your songs too, and you ended up dead.-(Vox)

Juan just stood there with his mouth open wide. Vox just kept on smiling.

-I take my thanks back, how could you!-(Juan)

-I am sorry, I forgot the truck was there, but look at the good side!-(Vox)

-What good side, I just died because my guardian angel was NOT GUARDING ME! It's literally in the job description!-(Juan)

-First of all, ouch. Second, you get to be reincarnated!-(Vox)

-I DON'T GIVE A… I get to be reincarnated? Like in fanfiction?-(Juan)

-Yup, and because this accident was on heaven's side, God made a whole new universe for your manipulation! You can even base it off any show or series you have seen!-(Vox)

-Really!? God is awesome! I wish he was that cool on earth though…-(Juan)

-Actually, the earth was good after Jesus, but after his vacation in the dark ages, things went haywire.-(Vox)

-So any world huh. Well then, I chose RWBY for three reasons. First, I want to change the ending of season three. Pyrrha must live! Second, I wish to make a cool weapon. If a gun can't fix it, get a bigger one. Three, I wish to be a wolf Faunus, wolf strength, good eyesight, awesome hearing, and might have a family! - (Juan)

Scribbling in the book, Vox wrote it down with a quill that came out of nowhere.

-Anything else?-(Vox)

-Maybe accelerated learning, so I won't be held back by studies.-(Juan)

-Figures…-(Vox)

-If you're my guardian angel, you know I am bad at studying, plus, extra studying means less free time! Anyway, would you be able to join me in my second trip? Not just as a Guardian, but as a voice in my mind?-(Juan)

-Sure thing, that actually was part of my punishment. Oh, before I forget, what about your semblance?-(Vox)

- Oh, I have the perfect idea!-(Juan)

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As the teen opens his eyes again, he is somewhat confused at where he was. While it was warm and cozy, it was also small, wet and dark. He was also curled up like if he wanted to do a cannon ball, and could feel something protruding from his stomach. As he tried to make sense of his surroundings, the walls start to tousle him inside the stomach.

-BUBUBUB- (Juan)

As he tried to speak, he noticed two things. First was that he swallowed a mouthful of water, yet is not choking, and second, that he was being reoriented by the walls, making him put his face where his legs were, and making his body extremely uncomfortable. As he is finally placed in the right position, he sees a bright light above his head.

-Oh, this was just a pit stop. Now I'm really going to Remnant. - (Juan)

Smiling, he is squeezed out of the hole, and into the outside. He was being held by a giant that was cleaning him with a cloth in a white room. He could then start hearing voices around him, yet his ears were not working well, they were filled with water. He noticed his eyes were slowly focusing, yet they still saw blurs. They just needed to adjust…ouch, someone cut his stomach! Someone then places him on his side and lets the water in his ears get out.

He hears from the top of his head. Those must be his wolf ears. At least his ears adjusted quickly. He tries to make sense of the world around him by touch and hearing alone, yet makes no sense of it. As he starts to think this place was familiar he was suddenly dunked into lukewarm water and quickly washed off by another giant. Startled, he tried to voice his opinion, but…

-Cough coughs …AAAAUHHHH!-

…that was not what he wanted to say. As he wondered what just happed, he is dried off by a third giant with a blanket, and is dried off. He was carried by the giant to a forth giant, and he could clearly hear…

-Congratulation Mrs. Scarlentina, it's a healthy baby boy!- (Nurse)

Wait, what?

-How will you name him?- (Nurse)

The gears in his head slowly started turning. The only reason he would hear those phrases was if he was being reborn…oh god he was just reborn! Eeewww!

-I will call him Juan, Juan Diego Scarlentina.-(Mrs. Scarlentina)

Her voice was clearly British; people would die for it back in America.

-Wait, Scarlentina is the last name of Velvet from team CFVY… was I born in the future?! Oh no, that means that Pyrrha is already dead! Wait, if Velvet is a bunny doesn't that mean that I am a bunny!? No, I wanted to be a wolf!-(Juan)

Just as Juan was going to lose his mind and actually cry, his eyes adjusted, letting him see his mother. She was beautiful, with her chocolate hair falling smoothly down to his nose, tickling it slightly. Her eyes were also like chocolate, yet …she was not Velvet. Velvet never did have freckles, or wear thin metal glasses. Then the door opens to see a tall man with… you guessed it, wolf ears! What's more, he looked Mexican! On his back was 3 year old shy velvet, peaking over the man's shoulder and hiding again as to not be seen. She was so cute! As they got closer, the man spoke up; his accent was very Spaniard, deep and melodic.

-Velvet, say hello to your baby brother.-(Man)

-He...He...Hello, my name is velvet.-(Velvet)

As she opened her mouth, her two front teeth were shown to be bigger than the rest, completing her view of being a bunny. Cute! It's honestly the cutest thing he had ever seen. If he had teeth, he would have gotten cavities over how sweet she was! It is then that the man spoke up.

-Hello son, I'm your father, Seraphim Scarlentina, nice to meet you. - (Seraphim)

-Yes, there is a 50/50 chance I am a wolf!-(Juan)

The woman, who he now knew was his mother, decided to introduce herself too.

-And I am your mother, Victoria Scarlentina.-(Victoria)

After these remarks, Juan felt a little faint. After all, for a past orphan, he was never a part of a family, and had always wished he had one, and now that he has, he would cherish it forever. Giving out a big smile, he snuggled up in his mother's arms, and was thinking about the future and what it might hold for him. Feeling sleepy, he tried to stay away but it was no use. Just as he was about to go to sleep, he thought…

-Watch out remnant, the best DJ is on its way to change you to the better!-(Juan)

-I wonder why he hasn't cried yet...-(Doctor)

Juan opened his eyes when he realized HE WAS A BABY. He was going to lose his independence to circumstance! No more books, video games, Wi-Fi, or sports! It was going to be just eating, pooping, and crying from now on! With all of the freedom he lost in mind, he began to cry.

-Ah, never mind.-(Doctor)