Author Note- I always wanted to see a sequel base on this video made by OmegaSquidMan, yes I am aware he's retiring and also of issues he's facing, must be tough. But I wanted to make this story as one of his following fans because Shantae and Wario are both one of my favorite video game characters. Just a warning the upcoming chapter will have some mild fart fetish flare, just because. If this isn't your thing, please move out peacefully. I'm a amateur writer, so some nice feedback would be nice, nothing hurtful, please. Thank you, and hope you enjoy.
Chapter 1- Wah 2 Go Time
Wario was still crawling through the desert grounds, still trying to find treasure, with it being a painful 165 degrees. His overalls were still being coated with melted chocolate after an encountering with a certain half genie. Wario was practically in danger of dehydration, and a few times he even saw hallucinations of oases. Wario collapses on the desert sand, thinking all is lost.
Wario: *groans* It's just too hot, boy, I could go for a nice refreshing, frothy, beverage right about now.
As Wario was about to give up hope, something caught his eye, something rather familiar. It was Shantae's magic bottle, but due to the intense heat, Wario's sight was hazy and couldn't really see probably. He saw the magic bottle as his favorite bottle of soda pop. Wario gasp with glee as he had a sudden burst of energy and runs towards the magic bottle. He picks up the bottle, still thinking its soda, and starts chugging it.
Inside Shantae's magic bottle, Shantae was sleeping peacefully until the movements Wario was doing to her magic bottle causes sudden shifts, causing Shantae and everything else to fall towards to the ceiling. Shantae wakes up, as she realizes on what was happening, she panicked as she was dodging her own wardrobe drawers to avoid getting crush, she manages to use her hair to get a grip on her bedroom doorway. She swings to her living room, to find it completely trashed. Shantae was in great concern as she didn't know what was happening.
Shantae- W-what's happening? Is there an earthquake happening?!
Shantae suddenly heard a sucking noise and saw towards the opening entrance of her magic bottle. She saw a disgusting and beastly looking mouth with a slimy lashing tongue. Shantae thought it was some random monster hoping to make a meal out of her. But she isn't having any of that. Shantae casts a fireball to stop the raving beast. The flame hit Wario's lips, as a burning and tingling sensation made Wario reel back in pain. Wario threw the bottle upwards as he did his best to extinguish his scorching lips.
The bottle landed on the desert sand, luckily not breaking on the impact. On the other hand, Shantae felt dizzy as she was glad that hell of a ride was over. As she tries to get back to her senses, Wario bumps into Shantae, causing the half genie and the fat plumber to both fall to the ground. Shantae groans as she got up, and in almost in an instant, she saw on who she was dealing with again.
Shantae: You?! What are you doing here?
Wario in the other hand was still blind due to the intense desert heat, he rubbed his eyes, as he tries to regain his sight, he still had a bit of haziness in his eyes but was still able to see again. He was in shock to see a rather familiar genie.
Wario: Wah! Hey you! You still owe-a me a wish.
Shantae simply rolled her eyes, not wanting to deal with this again. But still did her best to reason with Wario.
Shantae: Look, I know you still a bit peeved about the chocolate coins gimmick, but I really couldn't grant you on such a wish. I'm only half genie, you know.
Wario: Isn't that kind of the same thing?
Shantae: Uh not really, a half genie like myself only have limit capacity in magic, meaning something like money and jewels I can't simply just poof up, and even if I was full genie I wouldn't grant a very selfish wish.
Wario: Heh, so in other words you just a phony genie then, pathetic. Wahahaha.
Shantae slightly got angry by Wario's harsh words, but she thought it'll be fun to show him some of her abilities.
Shantae: Hmpft, well just because I'm half genie doesn't mean I'm no good at magic, check this out.
Shantae raised her hands to summon a puff cloud, within a few moments it let out a small burst of electricity, electrifying Wario. The cloud later disappears, leaving Wario in a crispy burnt state. Shantae couldn't help but laugh and starts taunting Wario.
Shantae: So how was that?
Wario grumbled as he felt all tingling from the electricity. He quickly recovers though by shaking off his burnt skin. He angrily pointed at Shantae.
Wario: What was that for? You did that on purpose.
Shantae: *giggles* Maybe... I was only showing a demonstration, you must not think I'm so weak now do you?
Wario: *growls* I'll show you.
As Wario was about to grab Shantae, Shantae casts another spell that made her vanish into a pink smoke, Wario gasped in astonishment, as Shantae reappear behind him.
Shantae: Right behind you, lard butt.
Wario turned around, he gasped as he was spooked by Shantae's disappearing act.
Shantae: Oh yeah, I can also use transportation too. While I can't do very long distances, it's still a very handy ability.
Wario was both in shock and a bit fearful, but he didn't want this genie girl to get the best of him, he wanted his wish, and he'll do whatever it takes to get it.
Wario: If you're a powerful magical half genie, then you should have no problem granting me money and jewels.
Shantae: *sigh* I don't think you understand, it's not in my good conduct to be just granting wealth to people, money doesn't bring happiness.
Wario: But it makes-a Wario happy!
Shantae groaned in frustration, realizing reasoning wasn't working. Shantae notice on how Wario was suffering from dehydration, as much as she thinks he doesn't deserve it, she thought it could be a way for him to get off her hair.
Shantae: You look anything but happy, you're sweating like a hog. How about I grant you a large glass of water?
Wario: Really?! Hmm, I'm actually in a mood for a huge glass of soda pop.
Shantae: *sigh* Sure, whatever. Consider your wish granted.
Shantae proceeded to use her magic to poof up a huge glass of soda pop, it was literally a huge glass about as tall as an average size man, the soda was a nice, sweet cola. Wario's eyes sparkled with glee as he jumped up high and dove into the carbonated, fizzy beverage. Shantae was a bit confused at first but saw the soda depleting quickly. Wario was chugging the soda down like there was no tomorrow. Shantae was actually amazed at how fast he was drinking. Within seconds the soda was completely gone, Wario let out a satisfied sigh as his thirst was quenched, he suddenly felt a rumble in his gut, and he let out a monstrous belch. The belch vibrating the glass, being enough to shatter it, Shantae quickly shields herself to avoid the incoming shards of glass from hitting her face.
Wario: Ahhh, that felt amazing!
As impressive as that belch was, Shantae wasn't able to ignore Wario's horrid breath from the burp. She casually fans the air in front of her nose.
Shantae: Geez, excuse you.
Wario: Oh boy, do I feel like a million bucks, and speaking of million bucks.
Shantae: What? You're still not satisfied?! Even after I just save your life!
Wario: You were the one who offer me the drink, stupid. I want my real wish!
Shantae was actually hurt at this point, she had never met someone so self-centered or obnoxiously rude. Heck, even Ammo Barron was loud and obnoxious, but at least he was diligent and not really a complete jerk. Shantae decided to stand up to her ground.
Shantae: I already told you no, already! I don't have to grant you anything anymore.
Wario: Wah?! But I summoned you, meaning you have to grant any wish I want.
Shantae: Oh, so that's how you think all genies work. Well, listen up I'm actually not really suppose to be on genie work. I'm actually on vacation, so I'm going to ask you nicely to please leave me alone. Good day to you.
Shantae then transports back into the magic bottle, after a long argument with Wario. She literally has worn herself off. As for Wario, he grumbled angrily, not appreciating on not getting his wish once again.
Wario: Weeeh! What a cheapskate genie.
Wario went closer to the magic bottle, peeking inside. He couldn't really see much as it was pretty dark. He decided to call out to Shantae.
Wario: Hey, genie girl.
Shantae heard his voice from inside the bottle, Shantae pokes her head outside from the bottle, obviously not happy to see Wario.
Shantae: What do you want?! I told you to leave me alone.
Wario: Surprise! Have a rotten day!
Shantae was in shock to see Wario's rear in front of her, Wario quickly using Wario Waft on her face. Shantae tears up and felt nausea from the awful smell, she was in a coughing fit for a moment. Wario couldn't help but laugh.
Wario: Wahahaha! Excellent vintage!
Shantae: Gah! *coughs* You disgusting jerk!
Wario: Serves you right, maybe you should have granted me my wish.
Shantae: In your dreams, stinko. Gah!
Shantae uses her hair to ensnare Wario, and by twirling him a few times, Shantae launches Wario to a pretty far distance. Wario screams as he was soaring through the air, ending with a traditional sparkle in the sky.
Afterwards, Shantae was taking a shower, trying to get rid of the nasty butt funk that Wario has left behind earlier, she was actually more concern about her hair, as she didn't want it smelling like butt. She applies some shampoo that kind of smells like cherries. Shantae groans as she tries to scrub her hair as hard as she can to get the smell of butt off her glamorous hair.
Shantae: That nasty creep better hope I get this smell off, he's going pay big time!
After a long solid time of soaking in the hot shower, Shantae sighs in satisfaction, being completely refreshed. She dries off quickly and puts on another pair of her genie outfit, which is one of the only outfits she had surprisingly. Shantae decided to watch some television afterwards.
Meanwhile, a bit farther into the desert, Wario landed on the desert sand, the scorching heat beaming down his back. He groans as he got up, he didn't really know what exactly happened, all he remembered was being spun in circles very quickly and was sent soaring through the sky. He also knew that Shantae had something to do with it.
Wario: *groans* Couldn't that genie girl take a joke, and she still owes me a wish.
Wario looks around, not seeing Shantae's magic bottle anymore.
Wario: Where am I? It looks like I'm in the middle of nowhere! Gah! Curse that genie! Wait until I get my hands on her.
Wario tries to remember on what direction he was falling from, he couldn't remember exactly, so he decided to go in the direction he thought was best. After trudging through the sand dunes for a bit, Wario found some question mark blocks, which Wario gleefully hit underneath. Most of them contained coins, but however, he was able to find a fire flower, a mini mushroom, and a strange bluish looking sphere power-up that seemingly grants water powers. Wario puts these items in his pocket, hoping to find a good use for them.
About a good twenty minutes of hiking, Wario finally manages to find the area where Shantae's magic bottle was located.
Wario: Ah-ha, there you are. This time I'm not going to hold back, I will get my wish granted one way or another.
To be continued