"Bakura! I has a plan to defeat the pharaoh!"
"Has?"
"Yes! Has! Now do you want to hear it or not?"
A sigh. "I guess so."
"Well, first of all, I found out his source to his power!"
"His millennium puzzle?"
"NO, you dork. It's his…"
"Yes?"
"LEATHER PANTS!"
"Seriously?"
"Yes! Now follow me and let us attain his leather pants!"
"Sure, why not. I have nothing better to do today."
MISSION 1: OBTAINING THE LEATHER PANTS
"Ok, so, we go to the baby panda's house, gag him and steal his leather pants!"
"Ok, do you even know where his house is?"
"Umm… in fact I do...not…mmmmm…"
"Thanks, Marik, dragging me out in the middle of the night, and having absolutely NO idea where Yugi's house is. Thanks a bunch."
"Just have a little faith in me, will you? I can tell we are close." 5 minutes later.
"Isn't that him?"
Marik looked over and saw the baby panda, aka Yugi Mouto, going into this 'game shop'.
"Well, I wonder why he's out so late."
"I don't care! Let's just get this bloody thing over with." Bakura grumbled.
"With pleasure! Now, do you remember the plan?"
"For Ra's sake, yes!"
"Ok, so your gonna gag him…" And with that, they were off with Marik in the lead. Once they were close enough, Bakura looked like he was about to throw up.
"Ugh…can we please leave? That's disgusting." Bakura said, clutching his stomach.
"Nope." Marik smirked. What Bakura just saw was a make-out seen between Yugi's grandpa and Dark Magician Girl.
"Ok, you can look now. He's gone." Bakura opened the window and they both climbed through.
"Ok! Now we have to find out where his room is." Marik said happily.
"I really don't know why you're so happy." Bakura huffed, walking up the stairs to the second floor.
"Oh! Here it is!" Marik sang.
"Shut up! Your gonna wake them!" Bakura said, clamping a hand over Marik's mouth to shut him up. They slowly walk into the room and see Yugi sleeping with the puzzle clutched tightly against his chest. Marik opened a door that was next to him.
"Oh! Hey, here they are….a bunch of clothes!" Marik yelled softly, digging through it, while Bakura was about to gag Yugi. All of a sudden, they heard a noise, like footsteps walking towards them. Marik panicked…as always.
"Retreat!" He whispered/yelled. He ran to the window, opened it, and jumped out. Bakura just climbed down and met Marik near a bush.
"Who was that?" Marik said, flailing his arms.
"I don't bloody know!" Bakura yelled, "Let's just get out of here before we get caught." Bakura dragged Marik out of there fast, with a black shadow watching them from Yugi's window.