Author's Note: This is my first story so I'm sorry if it sucks xD. This story is mostly about various Twilight characters talking to cleverbot. The Cleverbot conversations were not editied in any way, they just turned out to be exactly the way I wanted (more or less) XD. I don't know it's rating... Please review to request content (if you want/don't mind citrus, language, violence, ect cetera). If you have any ideas please pm me!Emmett: Good luck!Alice: You'll do great... I should know.Me: You could easily be lying.Jasper: That's true honey... Why didn't I ever think of that?Edward: Because I would tell you if she's lying.Me: But what if you're both in this together?Alice and Edward: You're crazyEveryone else: AHH! Creepy twins talking in sync *runs. *Me: Now time for the story.....

Emmett POV

"Guess what guys!!" I yelled loudly to the rest of my family.
"What is it this time Emmett?" Rosalie asked in an annoyed voice.
I promptly ignored her bad attitude and continued on, "I found this awesome website, called Cleverbot, where you can talk to this weird robot named Cleverbot and he never remembers your conversation the next time you talk to him! It's awesome the mess with him!"
Alice spoke, "That sounds like fun Emmett. What website do you go to?"
"Cleverbot dot com! It's awesome!" I replied.
"Whatever Emmett. Go away! Play with your stupid robot." Rose snapped.
Emmett felt hurt but quickly remembered that Rosalie was mad at him for shooting all of her credit cards in target practice. Seriously.... What else was he supposed to shoot? They looked like trash. I mean who makes something so valuable and tiny and cheap plasticy thingy?
Me: Sorry if that made absolutely no since...
I simply walked out of the room and went straight to Cleverbot on my computer.

ME: Pleaser Review! If you give me ideas I'll mention you in the story! But they have to be at least Okay ideas… XD