100 THINGS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT THE CCC

1.I should NEVER EVER EVER Walk into Sinead's lab unsupervised looking for something to eat.
I was sitting on the couch near Dan, watching ice age. We had nothing good to do. "Hey Dan? I'm going to see if there's anything to eat in Sinead's lab," I told him before I got up. He didn't really answer though… so I just got up and walked away. It was pretty confusing finding the kitchen, so I went to Sinead's lab. I opened the door to see a horrifying sight. SINEAD AND HAMILTON WERE FREAKING MAKING OUT! Yep. I'm scared for life. I stared with my mouth slightly open and backed out. Then, I started to run around screaming like a maniac. Nellie ran into the hallway with a frying pan. "WHAT'S GOING ON?- Oh hi Amoy. What's wrong?" Nellie asked. "Look. In. Sinead's. Lab." I said with a shocked look on my face. She walked over and opened the door. Then automatically started to scream. Then Hamilton and Sinead started to scream. It was a scream fest. I backed away from the hallway and found a basket of muffins. I just picked it up and walked back into the living room with a blank expression on my face. "Hey there's the- why is there screaming?" Dan asked while looking at the muffins. "Uh… Do NOT ask!" I said before I sat down to man vs. wild.

2. Push Natalie and Dan into a closet at 2 o'clock A.M.
I got hand cuffs out of a closet. I couldn't sleep very well. I snuck into Natalie's room first. To sub due my victim. I opened the door to Natalie's room. "Natalie… Natalie… NATALIE!" I yelled. Wait… she was already awake listening to some lame girly music and painting her nails. I had a baseball bat. "Wha-" I cut her off by knocking her out with it. i dragged her outside the door and hand cuffed her. Time for Dan... I ran to his room and got my base ball bat again. I opened the door to find Dan playing Tetris. I swung the base ball bat and knocked him out. I handcuffed him to Natalie and looked at the controller on the ground. Hmm... He can wait. I picked up the controller and beat the game. "HIGH SCORE! Type your name" It said. So i typed in: AZK RULES. I dragged Dan and Natalie to the supply closet and locked the door. This is going to get interesting. I ran back to my guest room and checked on my laptop on the supply closet. They both woke up and there heads knocked together. Oh this will be a GREAT blackmail. I got out my video camera and started to film. "DAN YOU IDIOT- Wait a sec.. why are we here?" Natalie said rubbing her head. Then she slapped him. They started to argue about something stupid. Then, It got interesting. "PRADA IS NOT STUPID! ITS THE BEST THING EVER! I LOVE IT AND I WILL ALWAYS-" she got interrupted by Dan kissing her. And to my surprise, and to hers, She kissed back! OH MY GOSH! THIS IS THE MOST CUTEST THING SINCE... well too cute, that show i love on animal planet. Then... they started to make out. Okay this is seriously gross.. I ended up falling asleep on my lap top. But what i forgot is that i left on the video camera.

6 HOURS LATER...

I woke up to a brief scream of Nellie. "DAN CAHILL AND NATALIE KABRA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN A SUPPLY CLOSET WITH EACH OTHER?!" She yelled. Everyone ran to the source of the screaming... then gasped. Everyone broke out into a sorta mad/OH MY GOSH banter. I couldn't hold it in anymore. "ATTENTION ALL CAHILL'S, I FOUND NATALIE AND DAN MAKING OUT!" That shut up everyone. "WHAT!" Amy and Ian yelled at the same time. Yeah this is going to be a LOOOOOOOOONG month.

3. I shouldn't give the Cahill family a certain Red book titled "The sword thief"

"ATTENTION ALL CAHILL'S! I HAVE A BOOK FOR YOU!" I yelled out of no where. They all walked into the living room. I handed Amy the book. "I guess I'll read first.." Amy said. I walked out of the room. "HAPPY READING!" I said. I walked out of the living room with a cool look on my face.

1 HOUR LATER...

I walked out of my room to go get a cup of water from the kitchen. I briefly looked to the side to the living room. There was a major fight going on. Dan was violently chasing/wacking Ian with a broom. Amy was hiding under a table with Sinead chatting about something. Hamilton was chatting with Jonah about something Amian. And the rest, Oh gosh... it is just so... descriptive.. i don't want to describe this. "WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" I yelled. Amy crawled over to me. I looked over at her. "We read page 123... Oh gosh.. then THIS broke out." She told me. Wow... I should of never bought that book. Everyone looked at me. Then they continued what they were doing. O-key... creepy... Hamilton threw me the book. Oh my... The book was tattered and was falling apart. THEY ARE SO GETTING PAYBACK FOR THIS!

4. Get payback on the Cahill's by giving them TOO sugary sugar cookies.

"OH CAHILLS! I MADE COOKIES!" I yelled from the kitchen. I "accidentally" Put too much sugar in them. Everyone ran to the kitchen to grab one. They all were gone in a flash. "Does anyone feel a bit light headed- I LOVE SKITTLES!" Amy said. Soon enough, everyone was bouncing around everywhere. I didn't notice Nellie was the only one who didn't eat one. She walked into the kitchen. "Whoa... what the heck is going on here?" Nellie said while looking at the scene. Ted ran over to her. "YOU SMELL LIKE A RAINBOW EHEHEHEHEHEEH!" Ted yelled in her face. He randomly ran over to Madison and kissed her. she didn't really do anything but giggle like a maniac. Number one. That was her first kiss... And number two... shes on a sugar high remember? Nellie and I backed out of the room freaked out.

6 HOURS LATER...

"AMOY I AM GOING TO FREAKING KILL YOU!" I heard a yell from Reagan. I snickered. Then, 12 ANGRY cahills was in the kitchen with knifes. "Woah.. uh no reason to- FISKE! THE CAHILLS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!" I yelled as i ran to the CCC. I busted in. Then, the Cahill's came in. "WE ARE GOING TO KIL- Oh hi Fiske..." Jonah said nervously. Fiske looked up from his work and looked at me, Then at the Raging Cahill's. "WHAT IS GOING ON?" He half yelled half said. I didn't really want to explain so i jumped up onto the air ducts and climbed up. I crawled through them and landed in my room, on my bed. Wow that was easy... But I heard someone crawling through the ducts too... Then Jonah Came through, Falling out of the air ducts onto the floor. I jumped off my bed and looked down at him. "Hi Jonah?" I said. OKAY AWKWARD SILENCE BETWEEN US.. Then he started to talk to me about random stuff. Okay cut to the case dude. But then, With my surprise, HE FREAKING KISSED ME O.o I was like.. WHAT THE? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?! I just pulled away and ran out of MY room in disgust. I noticed it was my room... so i walked back in. "OUT!" I pointed to the door and pushed him out. I slammed the door and pressed my back against it. Wow.. just had my first kiss... YES!

5. I should not post all of the pages of "Ian's Diary" On Google.

I was walking in the Halls, When i noticed a open Ian's room door. I got curious so i walked in. I noticed Ian's Diary on the floor, Followed by a clutter of... Pink panther Cd's.. Not even going to ask. I picked up his diary and got my master idea. I ran to my room and slammed the door. What i just realized(NO SONG-PUNINCLUDED) That i left the video camera and computer on. I saved and turned off my video camera and turned on the scanner for the computer. This is going to be GOOD. But what i didn't know is that Amy, and all of the others had a Google plus account. And will VERY WELL see his diary pages. I also will put them on Instagrille.

1 HOUR LATER...

I just heard a loud scream. "AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOY!" Ian yelled from his room. He just went on Google plus and Instagrille.. GULP! I hid. Ian stormed into my room. "AMOY WHERE IS MY DIA- I MEAN JOURNAL- AND WHY DID I JUST SEE MY DIARY PAGES ON INSTAGRILLE?" He yelled furiously at me. I didn't bother to answer.

6.I should never post the whole "Supply closet" Thing on YouTube.

I got out my computer. I remembered the supply closet thing. Perfect. I logged onto my YouTube account. "Okay... Upload videos... upload video.. PERFECT." I mumbled to myself while getting my yellow video camera out of my drawer. i plugged in the cord into the computer. I uploaded the thing into my files. "Now time to upload onto YouTube.." I muttered. I posted it on YouTube. Now, Time to wait. But what i didn't know is that they had a YouTube account, And is watching this video right now.

2 hours later...

I was taking a nice nap. I remembered the YouTube thing! I jolted awake to check my YouTube. Wow... 1,855,285,586,102 views in 2 hours. EPIC! I walked around the house. But i crashed into an angry Natan- I MEAN NATALIE AND DAN! Hmm Natan sounds adorable..
"AMOY WHY DID YOU POST THAT VIDEO OF US ON THE WEB?!" Dan yelled at me. I just ran for my life. WHAT IS A 10 YEAR OLD SUPPOSED TO DO IN A TIME OF CHAOS? RUN! I ran for my life. I ran outside and jumped into a bunch of bushes. Please don't find me please don't find me! I thought to myself.

AUTHORS NOTE

HELLO GUYS! THIS IS MY NEWEST STORY! 100 THINGS IM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT THE CCC! sorry caps lock. Who ever does a 20 word review, i'll allow you to be in the next 6 things im not allowed to do! :D and give me some ideas please! i have no ideas right now in time... so yeah. And, YOU can be the next one to be in this epic story... so please review...

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