Evening Folks, This here is my entry for THE REVIEWS LOUNGE - Rainbow Challange.
So far 39 stories have been written, on 39 different characters. In a moment of desparation, and as ALL the good characters were gone, i took GWARP.
yes ladies and gents, the Half-Brother of Hagrid, annoyer of Centures and mispronouncer of names... the one and only... GWARP
so you know HOW HARD it is to write an extremelly minor character? one you know B-ALL about? well, in the end, after a month and a half since i said i would write him, i finally did...
The entry has to include: 1: the chosen character and 2: The Rainbow
39. Grawp
Grawp's Thoughts, concerning rainbows ...
Gwarp like Hagger.
Hagger friend.
Hagger brother.
Gwarp like Brother. Brother good….. but Hagger tiny.
Not so matter, Hagger good.
Hagger like me.
Hagger…..
Hagger teach me.
Teach me lots…… Teach me Colours.
Me like colours. Me saw lots of colour yestr… yeters…..yes-ter-daze……
Where? Hagger take Gwarp for bath (Gwarp hake baths. HAKE! HAKE! HAKE!)
The waber is coldddddddddddddd, but squicky likes. Squiky is..sqa…sqoo….sq-id! SQ-ID!Squiky spray water. He spray lots……….. in air……….. then Gwarp sees lots of light!
Hagger says the different lights iz different colours. Gave names…..
Grrrrrrr…. grewn, reid, booooo, piank, pirpull oarne……. and ello! Haggers sayz it a Rainbow!
Hagger gone back now, to hut. (Gwarp not allowed near hut. Last time Gwarp broke Hagger's door)
Me sit and tink. Tink of colour. Colours are priiity!
Colours are priiitty but have funny names…. Gwarp has idea! Gwarp give nu names!
Grewn……is fuzzy stuff on my cave wall. Is leafvs in trees……. Is Forest!
Grewn is now FOREST
Reid…… Reid is Aroogog, is other spiders with reid eyes, tiny tiny reid eyes.
Blurgh, Gwarp hate tiny tinny eyes. Reid is ARAGOG
Booooo……….. is….urrrrrrr. Booooo is Luwa! Her tie is booooo and muddy,
and her eyes are booooo too! Booooo is LUWA
Piank! Piank is ezce! Piank is Hagger and his funny umberdiddly that shoots sparks! Piank is HAGGER!
Pirpull. Gwarp knows what Pirpull is. Pirpull is Alby, haggers friend. Alby like pirpull.
Alby gave Gwarp pirpull tent to hide from noisey storms. Pirpull is ALBY.
Oarne, is something……. Is boy! Is Wron! Is Wron with hair, bright oarne! Like fire.
But hair not hurt like fire……. Oarne is WRON.
Ello is ……..is Hermy! Is Hermy cause her eyes have tiny tiny bit of ello in them.
Shine… shine like stars! Ello is HERMY.
Gwarp happy.
Hagger teach well.
When Hagger ask next what colours are the Rainbow, Gwarp will tell.
Gwarp say……….
Rainbow is Reid and Ello and Piank and Grewn, Pirpull and Oarne and Booooo.
Rainbow is Aragog and Hermy and Hagger and Forest, Alby and Wron and Luwa.
Rainbow is Hogzwars.
Rainbow is Friendz.
Rainbow is Home.
Probably confussing for some, so the next chapter will be the translation. In the end i did enjoy writing this, once i had the idea it took me 10 mins! jsut had more then a month of failed ideas :(
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