I don't know what possessed me to write this but write this I did and I liked it so I posted it :3
Batman's POV
I faced the Joker. In his hand, glinting in the rain, a detonator sat. If he pushed the button, half of Gotham would be destroyed.
'Don't do it.'
'Why?'
'What do I have to do for you to not push that button?'
He smirked, licking his lip. 'I can think of one thing.'
'What?'
'Fuck me.'
I stared at him. Had I misheard him? 'Pardon?'
'Fuck me, screw me, bang me, sleep with me. Get what I'm saying?'
I shook my head. 'You have to be joking.'
He sighed. 'Fine then.' He lifted his thumb.
'Come on then. Your place or mine?' I could not believe what I had just said.
'Yours.'
I closed my eyes and held my hand out to him. I felt his hand in mine and I pulled him to the Batmobile. He climbed in. I sat next to him. His hand say on my thigh and I gritted my teeth. The Batmobile started as my hands touched the steering wheel. I floored it all the way.
It's short I know but the next chapter is longer and contains sex :3