A/N: This I thought would be funny, I don't know how much. It just came to me. May add more, may not!

Disclaimer: I own NOBODY, but Myself, Amanda, and Ashley owns herself!

"Big Show did what? To Who?" Vince yelled looking at the paper in front of him.

He just read the headline to new newsletter that was being sent out. It was written by a group of females that were going around getting information from superstars. The group called themselves the Know-It-Alls, there were only two of them as Vince knew. He had meet them all in his office and agreed to let them write their newsletters. Hisself and son-in-law thought it would lighten up things a bit.

The leader of the group and oldest was named Amanda. She had talked to Vince over the phone a couple of weeks prior to the newsletter going out. She had stated that only her and her sister, Ashley, were going to be there and taking note of the superstars. They weren't going to get in the way and you wouldn't even notice that they were there. And so, the first newsletter of the series had appered, it was hung up in the arena and a stack was in catering for everyone to pick up.

Miz was running around for about twenty minutes last week, screaming his head off that someone had bit him. We have found the culprit of said biting to be none other than The Big Show himself. He will now be known as The Cannibal of the WWE. We got a statement from both sides of the party.

"He his crazy, he just bit the hell of my arm. Now there is a chunck missing!" Miz told us.

"He deserved it." The Cannibal said.

"What did Loud Ass do?" I, Amanda, asked him.

"He had cake frosting on his arm, it was taunting me."

There you have it, The Cannibal took a bite out of Loud Ass because of some cake frosting...Why was there cake frosting on Loud Ass? We have not an answer for that. Why The Cannibal didn't go to catering to eat there? That is another thing that we don't know. Don't freet, we will have those answers, and we will have them, soon.

Until next week...

The Know-It-Alls

Vince just shook his head. With those two girls around things just might get a little out of hand.