Grace" sits down at Laurio's table in the bar.
GRACE:Want another beer?
LAURIO:No,thanks.I don't drink.
GRACE:Then what's that?(motions to beer-filled mug in Laurio's hand)
LAURIO:Human urine.(takes a big drink from mug)
GRACE:Damn it!(leans over the counter,takes an empty mug and walks towards the ladies' room)
Wolverine,Rogue,Iceman and Pyro are at Iceman's house.Wolverine is trying to use the little cell phone thingy from Cyclops' car.
WOLVERINE:Hello?
VOICE ON OTHER LINE:Have you checked the children?
Wolverine hangs up,pockets the X-phone and runs upstairs.He reaches Iceman's room and kicks down the door.Rogue's shirt and bra are off,lying nearby.Iceman and Pyro are drooling like idiots.There's playing cards scattered everywhere.
Mystique:looks at Magneto How come Pyro gets a cool jacket and stuff and I don't even get a bra!!
Mystique: I thought it felt kind of drafty.
Pyro: Only you can prevent forest fires.
Toad: I played Darth Maul in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
Wolverine: I bet I could beat Baraka in a fight.
Juggernaut: (imitating the Hulk) Juggy SMASH!
Cyclops: Why am I called Cyclops if I have two eyes?
Iceman: I'd like to challenge Mr. Freeze to a duel.