1If You Give A House a Wilson
If you give a House a Wilson,
He's going to want it to buy him lunch.
And after he's eaten lunch
He's going to want a vicoden
The Wilson will have to give him a lecture
And after he's gotten his lecture, he's going to want to watch General Hospital
If you give a House a soap opera
He's going to want a nap
And he's going to need a place to nap where his ducklings can't find him
If you give a House Wilson's office, Cuddy is going to find him
And give him clinic duty
If you give a House clinic duty, he's going to need more vicoden
And then a Wilson will have to take him home
And if you give a House a Wilson to take him home
He's going to want him to make him dinner
If you give a House homemade dinner
He's going to want some alcohol and some more vicoden
And a Wilson will have to throw in an obligatory sigh
If you give a House an obligatory sigh
He's going to want to know what it means
And it will lead to a discussion
And it will lead to sex
So, if you give a House a Wilson, you can skip all the other stuff and go straight to the sex!