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Your so stuuupiddd Sasuke-kun
"Ughhhh.....Come here quick!"
"Hn"
"Damn it Uchiha I swear I'll kill you with my-"
"Hn,minature height?"
"Super nerdy Intelligence?" Naruto piped in.
"No you idiots,MY NINJA SKILLS!"
"...."
"Che,annoying"
Sakura Growled.
Not the ramen YOU IDIOT...NOT THE RAMEN
"Your not getting away with it,Sakura-chan"
...
"Your moms not getting away with it!"
10 minutes later;
A huff was heard from the pink haired green eyed girl.
Standing up from her pretty pink desk she walked towards her blonde hair,blue eyed cousin.
Who was glued to her tv,laying on her pretty ruffled pink sheet's bed,and playing the newest FINALFANTASY video game,on HER playstation 3.
Staring at him,her face darkened.
"Ne,Sakura-chan....what are you staring at,and move I can't see the T.V"
An acussing finger popped up.
"YOU....are friends with the ogling bastard"
Naruto blinked.
"So....you shall help me with his DESTRUCTION!"
A small fist was pumped into the air.
"HUZZAH!" the pink haired girl was engulfed in her divine scheming world.
Naruto blinked once again,before leaving her and the video game.
Running for his life.
HN.
dingdong dingdong dingdong dingdongdingdong!!!!;
"Can you get that for me Sasuke, dear"His mother's voice rang throughout the household.
Giving a smal sigh,he stood up;making his way to the door.
Opening it casually,he rose an eyebrow;when he caught sight of the small brown paper bag lit on fire.
He heard snickers coming from the bushes. Leaving the door open,he walked back inside.
The snickers stopped abruptly.
"Where's he going"A whisper was heard.
"Shhhh Naruto!"
The onyx gorgeous perfection creation of a man appeared once more with a fire extinguisher in his hands.
Extinguishing the paper bag,he sighed. Picking the bag from the tip,he threw it at the bushes.
Walking inside he closed the door gently.
...
.......
"EWWWW NARUTO! YOUR COVERED IN DOG POO!!!!"
A bubble gum haired girl ran way in fright.
SUPERCALIFRAGALISTICEXPEEALADOUGHSHES PLAN B!
"Ow…Ow!"
"Hush. I'm almost finished."
"It hurts."
"Don't be a pansy, take it like a man."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sasuke rose an eyebrow. What lengths would these two go to,to confirm his destruction?
"Stop squirming!" Sakura huffed,removing her bangs from her eyes.
Sasuke fixed the bag that stayed over his shoulder,his uniform shirt scrunched up from Soccer practice.
Sasuke continued eavesdropping. Watching Sakura attentively,he gave the tiniest insy winsy blush,when he saw Sakura's skirt hitch up,when she reached over Naruto's shoulder.
He swore he stop breathing. Naruto had noticed. His face grew pale as he stared at his cousin's creamy bare long legs. He stop squirming.
"Very good"Sakura beamed as she continued with her work.
Disliking the fact that Naruto was ogling at his own cousin,he cleared his throat.
"....NOOOOOOO!" Sakura stomped the floor and threw the head of the costume at Sasuke.
Sasuke caught it,turned it around to look at the face and immediately let go of it,walking out of the classroom really quickly.
......
"Wow Sakura-chan...You were right. Teme is afraid of teletubbies"Naruto beamed and Sakura huffed,punching him in the nose.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Sakura growled.
"ME?!" Naruto yelled back,pointing a purple finger at himself,and using his other hand to cover his hurt nose.
Here he was dressed up as one of the purple teletubbies and she was blaming him.
"YES YOU! I don't know what you did,but it was your fault!" She growled and stomped away angrily.
Leaving a purple teletubby with a bleeding nose that was producing a massive bruise.
THEMOSTAMAZINGPLANINTHEENTIREUNIVERSEBECAUSEISAIDSOANDBECAUSESASUKE-KUNISABASTARDINALL50STATESINCLUDINGHAWAII AKA PLAN C
...Again? He gave a sigh as he saw Sakura,in all her glory,Sneaking something in his locker.
Raising herself on her tippytoes,because she was so short,she could not reach the top shelf.
The white School uniform shirt with the schools maroon emblem shirt stuck to her like a second skin.
"What are you doing leprechaun"He asked as he closed her in.
She was blushing as she quickly closed the locker.
"NOTHHHHING!" She swore as she raised her hand in a joking matter
A perfect eyebrow raised itself up. She snickered as he opened his locker.
"I'm surprised you reached the top shelf"He said smirking,as her fist balled and her pretty face turned red.
"WHY YOU INSEN-"
"Hn. Your spanish book is up there"He said smirking. Her jaw drop,fist unclenched and he swore he saw her tearing.
She had prepared the best scheme ever,that pretty colorful sparkling delightful treat she had smeared on,what she thought were,his books
was now perpetually on hers. He smirked as he stepped aside from his locker,making room for her to reach.
She groaned as she took her Chocolate,peanut butter bananna orange smoothie covered book.
Her spanish teacher was going to murder her.
THENEVERENDINGMYSTERIESOFSAKURAHARUNOANDHERMOSTELOQUENTPLANEVER! AKA Plan D
RINNNNNGGG!
He ignored it. Munching on a fry,he continued reading his book,ANTI-SOCIAL FOR DUMMIES,while his annoyingstupidknucklehead of a bestfriend kept talking to him.
"And then I was like NO WAY and she was like YES WAY and we were like GET OUT OF OUR WAY and she was like-"
RINNNNNNNNG!
"Teme,I think you should answer that"Naruto stated in-a-matter-of-fact tone.
Sasuke's vein popped. Did he not understand. Sakura was nowhere to be found,and she ALWAYS sat with them at lunch time.
RINNNNNNNNNNNNG!
He gave an exasperated sigh as he reached for his phone. Looking at the caller-id he smirked. Sakura.
"Hello"He said in a cool voice.
"Seven days"
"Where are you Sakura?"He asked,with a smirk.
He heard her make static sound effects.
"Seven days"
He rolled his eyes before he answered.
"Ino says to get out of the girls bathroom,or she'll call Kurenai"
"DAMNIT PIG OH SHI-"
The line had disconnected.
THEPLANSOFALLMASTERPLANS AKA PLAN E
His pen tapped lightly on his desk. Trying to remember what the hell PEMDAS meant.
He gave a frustrated grunt as he rolled his eyes. A knock on his door startled him.
"Hn"He grunted as Naruto walked in,a grin plastered on his face.
"What is it dobe"He asked,somewhat bothered by his presence.
"Nothinnnggg,can't a good friend just visit his best friend?"He asked giving him a mock glare.
Sasuke said nothing.
"Sooooo,what are you planning to do to get back at Sakura,for all of those pranks"
So that's what he was doing here. Suddenly a shinny earring on Naruto's ear caught his attention.
He realized what they were up to,Sakura had implanted a small video camera on his earring. He knew Naruto to well,and he knew he never EVER wore shiny jewelry.
And all to suddenly,Sasuke Uchiha realized,he had become paranoid.
He let his eyes travel back to Naruto's. He smirked.
"I'm going to kiss her"
Naruto choked. And poor little pink haired Sakura,turned as red as a beat and began choking on her smoothie.
"And then,I'm going to ask her out...and this will all be done 2nd period,after art. "He said as he stood and grabbed Naruto by his arm and pushed him out of the bedroom.
Smirking all the way,he shut the door on Naruto's face.
Naruto looked flustered,as he removed his earring. Looking at it,he blushed.
"Well Sakura-chan...you've met your match"
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