Grayson Crump Gets a Bump
By Cody Eason
Characters:
Grayson as himself
Thot as Snapchat Chick
Grayson's bump as aids
Cody Eason as himself
Grayson sits quietly on his couch. The night has just started for him. The time of the day where he angles his phone snapping picks of himself with his lips wrapped around DEFINITELY NOT A KNOCKOFF tube mod. The chick he is messaging on the other end seems to be a thot , and grayson just knows that she IS wetter than Aquafina.
Meanwhile in the DMs…
Grayson: Hey girl. About to have my boy Cody drop me off at your place. SKRT! SKRT!
Thot: Wtf? Are you autistic? Bring some weed while you are at it.
Grayson: OKAY, SKRT SKRT!
Thot: Crying emoji with pistol aimed at it
Camera pans onto Jewmobile as the Shecklemaster himself pull up. Grayson throws on his fleece and hat and throws himself into the vehicle.
Grayson: AYY LOL, DRIVE ME TO THIS CHICKS HOUSE. WE GONNA DO IT! SKRRRRRRRT!
Cody: WHAT?! Squad always does this to me!
Grayson: LOLOLOLOLOL
Cody: Let me hit off the mod dood.
Grayson: KK, ONE MORE HIT. inhales off of mod **
The cloud pelts the money masters windshield
Grayson: Hold on, one more HIT!
Cody proceeds to drive knowing that he will never get to take a hit.
Cody proceeds to pull into the girl's driveway
Grayson: Thanks DOOD! BRB - steps out of car in attempt to leave and steps in dog shit
Grayson lets out a final SKKKKRRRRT as he slips and falls onto the pile of dog shit.
Thot: *peering through the door* Omg! You stepped in my shit! Wtf!
Grayson proceeds to sprint into the girls house with his shit-covered fleece jacket, joggers, and backwards hat. Look like a straight Hipster Lumberjack.
Grayson: SKRT! LETS DO ET!
Thot: OKAYYY!
. . . . . . . . . . .
The jew master himself waits in his car listening to Logic at full volume to help silent the loud moaning and SKRTs that Grayson lets out every now and again.
Grayson approaches vehicle….
Grayson: OMG DOOD, FUQING HAWT.
Cody: Dood. Quit scratching your stuff man.
Grayson lets out a loud screeching SKRRRRrrRRRT as he runs his talons across his surprising itchy stuff.
Cody: Dood, you may wanna get that checked out.
Grayson: Nah B. Ill just vape on it and that will make it better.
Grayson proceeds to open up Snapchat and point his camera down as he films himself chucking a cloud towards his junk. Grayson lets out an ear crippling SKRT due to the fact he is having a crazy Nic buzz.
Cody proceeds to drive him home than go home himself to do some jew shit…
Meanwhile that night….
Grayson looks down as he wakes up in the middle of the night and sees this gigantic cyst bulging from below. Grayson screams as his megacanceraidsebola proceeds to tower over him.
The cyst proceeds to grow and grow towards his face.
Little did he know, that was going to be his last, highly smothered. SKRT he would let out.