Helloo~~ It's Ryujin Mei again! Teehee! Thank you for clicking on this! I'm horrible at titles and summaries so yeah...Hope you guys enjoy this one! Let's goo!(Title and summary subject to change...I'm really sucky at them T_T)
[UPDATE! I've added the occupations and stuff at the end of the page]
"Heh heh. The amazingly, gloriously, talented and handsome bounty hunter Yasuo Hayatori has returned! Praise me!Bow down to me!"
A boastful male shouted loudly as he kicked opened the doors and smiled brightly. "I know! I know! You guys are too overwhelmed by my brilliance to speak.*sigh*" He gave his head a flick as his long side fringe covered his left eye, and sighed at the lack of response. "Being too gifted is truly a burden, is it not, Kiyomi?"
"Affirmative." The rather blank and almost mechanical response came from the short, but well-endowed, delicate female next to him. She nodded her head slightly, causing the bell around her neck to ring.
"Muahaha...you've returned." Nobunaga Oda looked up briefly from cleaning his rifle and smirked at Yasuo "So today's theme is meidos? I see." He chuckled before readjusting the impressive solid gold nameplate on his desk. [Nobunaga Oda- Chief of Police]
"..." Kiyomi blinked back in response. Perched on her head was her usual cat ear headband, however today she was wearing an extremely short customized maid-style kimono which barely reached her knees.
"Oichi." Nobunaga called out towards a young woman sitting in the back with her husband "Go get the next assignment from Nō"
"Nagamasa..." "Ichi..." The very much in love couple sitting at the desk near the back entwined their fingers together and stared into each other's eyes. They seemed to have shut off everything else around them.
"Oichi" Nobunaga repeated himself again, tapping his fingers impatiently against his collection of rifles.
"Oh look at this Nagamasa! Isn't it lovely?" "Haha not as lovely as you, Ichi!"
"MUAHAHAHAHA! OICHI!" Nobunaga grabbed a megaphone and yelled loudly causing all the glass in the windows to shatter.
"Oh! Brother? What was it?" Oichi snapped out of her reverie and saluted sharply, while Nagamasa quickly took out cleaning equipment and began fixing up the mess. "Ah, it's Yasuo! How are you?" He smiled kindly while Yasuo gave him a dismissive nod; before noticing Kiyomi, "Good afternoon Miss Fujisaki. Errm.. your outfit today is very nice " The innocent and rather naïve man blushed deeply before averting his eyes nervously.
"I'm glad it pleases you." Kiyomi spoke with no hint of expression "Do you have any outfit requests? Yasuo said you asked for something last time."
"I..err..."
"Nagamasa! " Oichi stared at Nagamasa with teary eyes as she sniffled slightly and covered her mouth "So...you think Fujisaki is prettier than I am? And...you like her fashion sense more than me?*sniffle*"
"Ichi...don't worry." He clasped her hands tightly and stared into her eyes "I won't ever look at another girl besides you..."
"Nagamasa..."
The lovey-dovey couple returned to their little world and again succeeded in blocking out Nobunaga's yelling.
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"If it isn't the hottest woman in the police force." Yasuo sauntered over to where Nō, the secretary was reclining, placed his feet casually onto the table and crossed his arms behind his head. "Perhaps I'll get a dress like yours for Kiyomi to wear.." he placed a hand under his chin, deep in thought as he examined Nō and Kiyomi. "Your figures are quite similar, though no one can beat my Kiyomi in terms of cuteness."
"Oh? Such a perverted little boy..." Nō raised an eyebrow lazily, before conjuring a small knife from her kimono and pointing it at him. "..but you can't die just yet... here are your next assignments." She slid a pile of wanted posters and files towards him before stabbing the knife through the pile. "I really should warn you against flattering married women."
"Heh. You knew I was praising you?" Yasuo flicked his fringe to the side and winked playfully at Nō who smirked with amusement. "Well, don't worry, I'm not into old women anyway."
*shiing* Nō grinned and pulled out a rocket launcher from within her physics defying kimono. "Heehee... I'm what now?"
"You misheard me" he flicked his head back to uncover his left eye before smirking, "Haha, just seeing if beautiful women weren't all beauty and no brains."
"Oh? Is that so?" Nō licked her lips and giggled as she fired the rocket.*BANG* The rocket fired and blasted a gaping hole through the wall, just missing his face by a few centimetres. "*sigh* It's tough being so intelligent and witty like me." Yasuo wiped the black soot off his face and shook his head with mock sadness before marching off "All these lower life-forms can't comprehend my brilliance! Kiyomi! Let's go!"
"Affirmative Yasuo." The delicate, but well-endowed girl by his side responded mechanically and collected the pile of wanted posters from a less then amused Nō. "My apologies." She bowed before following her companion.
"Alright then... let's see." He flicked through the files with boredom before finding one of interest. "Heh..a money scammer eh? Huh!" He dragged a hand through his perfectly styled hair "Maybe this will be fun to do."
Ooooh who's the money scammer? Take a guess! I'll give you a prize if you get it right! ;)
Heya! Sooo what do you think of this one? Just letting you know, it's very, very AU, seriously Nobunaga Oda as a Police Chief? Lol! Isn't Yasuo an asshole? Haha I kinda made him into a cocky smart-ass bastard type...lol kinda based him off someone... *giggles evilly* Forgive me! :P They're different to my ocs from A Chaotic Mix.. and Kiyomi is...there ..for...the fanservice. Well.. I've always wanted to try the kuudere sort of type. No hides a lot of weapons within her kimono, it really must be like Doraemon's pocket or something! Haha! I've made it some sort of gag now! Teehee! Watch out for more!
Hmmm...yes..I will take in ocs for this fic. I'm having fun using reader ocs for ACM so yeah! Review em in! (details below!) And! This fic probably won't be updated as frequently as ACM ok? :D SANKYUU~~
Name:
Gender:
Age:
Occupation: (anything should be fine, I mean.. I have a visual kei idol in this! *spoilers*)
Desired force/army: (which person in SW would you most want to work with? ONE PERSON! Well...fine! 2 people! TWO (2) PEOPLE!) REFER TO NOTES! AT END OF PAGE
Personality: (are you an asshole like Yasuo? A sweet kind girl like Oichi? A pedo-trap like Hanbei?)
Physical Appearance:
Notes: anything else you want to add? Heh, Your oc's 3 sizes? *wham* shut up Yasuo! What if they're male?
Ideas you'd like to give me: Shoot away! :D
Mei's ocs !
Name: Yasuo Hayatori (Current name)
Gender: Male
Age: 23
Occupation: Bounty hunter/ works for police/does odd jobs
Personality: he is a very nice guy until he opens his mouth. A bit of a cocky bastard... make that a very cocky bastard. Arrogant and cheeky. (Clearly his mother never disciplined him...) has a one-track mind, will do almost anything to get his job done (a bit of a perfectionist), has no qualms about betraying others (well, maybe not Kiyomi),
Physical Appearance: tall and quite good looking, long side fringe which covers his left eye (he has a scar on his forehead ... and a huge complex about it), wears a tight fitting shirt to emphasis his abs, has shoulder and arm guards, wears armoured trousers and boots. Also wears fingerless gloves, likes to go shirtless though
Notes:
-uses a variety of weapons, favours his guns because he won't need to dirty his hands that way
- the name 'Yasuo' was taken from one of Mei's newly discovered lovers, 'Yasuo Namekawa' *swoons*, however Yasuo is not his real name..it remains a secret for future plot usage
-likes to make Kiyomi cosplay, his current interest is meidos, hence Kiyomi's outfit. His excuse? Well, what do you have to say for yourself Yasuo?
Yasuo: Heh! *flicks hair* Lower beings like you don't understand! What better way to attract those wanted guys than with a cute girl? *shrugs* I'm too good for you to comprehend...
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Name: Kiyomi Fujisaki
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Occupation: bounty hunter/helps out police/ Miss fanservice?
Personality: blank, robotic-like personality, extremely loyal to Yasuo, although the exact nature of their relationship is unknown (Lovers? Friends? Siblings? Business relationship? Who knows?), very calm and analytical, seems to be the only person who can stand to be around Yasuo for more than 10 minutes.
Physical Appearance: looks like Naotora Ii from SWC (is well endowed despite her small figure, a total fan service girl), wears cat ears, has a ribbon around her neck with a bell hanging off it, often wears clothes designed or customised by Yasuo.
-also uses a variety of weapons, her current one is a whip (Yasuo claims that she is an 'S')
Notes: -is a huge fan of Motochika Chosokabe (that famous visual-kei idol and fashionista ..in this AU fic that is)
- seems to be able to wear anything at any time (she's developed an immunity to cold and heat)
-she wears cat ears because Yasuo claimed they help attract perverts, hence he can fine them and make some additional cash (Seriously, he's such an ass)
-seems to have some connection with Ranmaru Mori...
The occupations/forces/blah of our lovely Sengoku crew
1. Police Force A
- Chief of Police Nobunaga Oda
-Deputy Chief- Mitsuhide Akechi (he's continually trying to overthrow Nobunaga though...)
- Secretary/Weapons Officer Nouhime (doesn' t do a good job)
-Medics - Oichi and Nagamasa Azai
2. Toyotomi-Kai /Hashiba Corp.(they lead double lives..sorta..)
- Gang leader/company CEO Hideyoshi Toyotomi
- Boss of Maeda Co./Hideyoshi's right hand man -Toshiie Maeda
-everyone's 'mother'- Nene
- detective/double agent/3rd in Command- Mitsunari Ishida
-Architect/ 4th in command Kiyomasa Kato
- NEET/5th in command Masanori Fukushi
-C.I.D (currently in development) Yukimura Sanada
3. IZUMO (a fake charity)
-Boss/ part-time miko -Okuni
- Okuni's right hand man -Magoichi Saika
-a human shield/battering ram - Goemon Ishikawa
4. PRIDE OF THE TACHIBANA (self proclaimed defenders of the peace..too proud to join police force)
-Chief Enforcer Ginchiyo Tachibana
-Deputy Enforcer Muneshige Tachibana
5. Tokugawa-kai
-boss Ieyasu Tokugawa (is also a master of disguise...)
-bodyguard Tadakatsu Honda
-assistant Ina
-hitman Hattori Hanzo
6. Police Force B/ also trying to spread their cult
-Chief Kenshin Uesugi
-Deputy/ Aya Gozen
-Advertising Officer Kanetsugu Naoe
7. Information brokers
-Hanbei, Kanbei and Ranmaru - also work as spies, undercover agents
8. Celebrities/Other
- Garasha-Model/
-Motochika Chosokabe- singer/visual kei idol
- Yoshimoto Imagawa and Naotora Ii : Kemari and tea promoters
- Matchmakers/Fortune tellers Kai and Kunoichi (they fail..badly..)
- Shingen Takeda- runs a horse racing thing...and a gambling centre
-Motonari Mori famous historian, frequent victim of scamming
-Masamune Date: firearms enthusiast/ chef
- hitman for hire- Keiji Maeda