1. The Day After

Carmine and Shirley woke up at the same moment. Looking around, they realized that they were in bed together!

"Carmine!"

"Angel Face!"

They groaned!

Then they got out of bed. Carmine had on his undershirt, pants, and socks; Shirley had on her dress, and was barefooted.

"I don't recognize this room," she said.

"It's my bedroom."

"Oh. . . OH!"

"Don't worry, Shirley. We've both got most of our clothes on, so I don't think anything happened. "

"Let's hope so!"

"And if something did happen, I promise I will marry you."

She hugged him. "You're the best, Carmine!" She rubbed her head. "Boy, do I feel lousy!"

"Me, too! Do you remember anything about last night?"

She thought for a bit. "No. I remember being at the party, but that's it."

"Same with me. Want some coffee, Angel Face?"

"Lots of it!"

They walked into the living room. There, they discovered Laverne asleep on the couch. She had on her dress, and was barefooted, like Laverne

Shirley walked over and woke her. She got up, rubbed her hung over head, and looked around.

"Where am I?"

"This is my apartment, Laverne," said Carmine.

"Oh. . . Oh boy! And where did you two sleep?"

"In the bedroom together," said Shirley.

"Oh-ho-ho! Did you two do the do-di-oh-do?"

"No!," they said together.

"Wait a minute," said Carmine. "My memory is starting to come bock, now. I remember what happened, last night

2. The Night Before

It was past 1:00AM. Carmine, Laverne, and Shirley stumbled into his apartment. They went in the living room and flopped onto the couch. The girls kicked their shoes off.

"Rosie alwaze throze a good party!," said Carmine.

"Yeah!," said Shirley.

However, Laverne had already fallen into a drunken sleep, and was snoring.

"Shirley nudge her. "Hey, Laverne, wake up! You can't sleep there!"

But she was too far gone to say anything!

"Le's let her sleep there," said Carmine.

"Then where will I sleep?"

"You can sleep with me!"

"Shay, didja get me drunk jus' so you could seduce me?"
"Don't worry, it'll be on the up'n'up; we'll keep our clothes on, in bed."

She kicked her left foot up. "'cept our shoes, of course!"

"Of course!"

"All right, why not!"

They got up. They both picked up Laverne's feet and straightened her on the couch. Then they went into the bedroom.

Shirley got into bed and immediately fell into a drunken sleep. Carmine sat on the edge of the bed and took his shoes and shirt off. He was about to take off his pants, but then remembered Shirley was there.

"Oopz!"

"He got under the covers and also fell asleep.

3. Back to the Day After

Shirley nodded. "You're right, Carmine. That's pretty much what happened.

"Yeah," agreed Laverne.

He went in the kitchen and brewed the coffee-strong and black!-and they drank it.

"We gotta go home!," said Shirley.

"Yeah! Where are our shoes?," said Laverne.

They found them in the living room, where they put them off. They put them back on.

"Thanks for being a gentleman, even while drunk, Carmine."

"No problem, Angel Face! And if there's any problems, remember what I said."

"I will."

They kissed.

"And please don't breath a word of this to anyone, Carmine!"

"I won't,."

"I don't want Lenny and Squiggy going around saying, 'Ooh, la la!'"

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