My first yaoi, Spamano. Don't hate. I've been training to write a yaoi for a year now. Here's my shot at it! Enjoy!


"I've told you a million times before you tomato bastard! No! I'm not going to wear a skirt for you!" I yelled at that stupid Antonio as he held up a frilly pink skirt. He was trying to get me to wear it. If he thought I was going to, he was on some sort of drugs.

"Why not, mi tomate?" He pouted at me. He POUTED. And he was supposed to be older then me? Bullshit. I act more mature then him!

"Because I'm not a woman!" I finished my yelling and stomped up stairs to my room. I slammed myself on my bed in my messy room and growled. I threw a pillow at the door only to hit Spain in the face as he came in.

"Leave me alone!" I shouted at him. Damn, didn't he know how to piss me off even more. I felt like punching the damned wall.

Spain sighed. "I'm sorry, Lovi. I only wanted to see what you would look like with your legs showing." He smiled at me with that stupid cute smile. His eyes were closed and he scratched the back of his head. My eyes wandered all over his adorable and sexy form.

WAIT! I DID NOT just think that!

I only looked down and blushed. Like the tsundere I was.

"Aww! You're so cute Lovi!" He came over to me to give me a hug. I let him. Why did I let him? Maybe I did just need a hug...

"Get off of me..." I mumbled into his shoulder after a few seconds. He laughed and let me go.

"I'm going to ask you this one more time." He paused and waited for me to look at him. "Will you marry me?" I sighed.

"Like I said before, it must include three meals a day, whatever I want, and no kissing." Last time he asked this, I replied to him the same. If he wanted to marry me so damn bad he could make me feel like a Queen. He always bragged on how the Spanish treat their wives like the Queen of Spain herself.

Spain sighed and looked down. "Lovi..." He mumbled. "I can't do that. I'm not buying you. I love you."

I blushed again. Damn him. Why did he have to be so sweet and sexy at the same time?

"Ti amo." I said before I kissed him.

Only one thing...what was I fucking thinking?