Note: I just thought I'd let you know that this Fanfic is mostly being used as a cure for my writer's block, as the title suggests, this Fanfic will consist of "Ficlets and Jokes" if you have a good joke that can be used, then PM me, if you don't have an account, then just the joke in your review, for both. If I like the joke then I'll use it! Also, I'll only using SSBB Characters (plus a few others) 'cuz those are the only ones I know about.

Disclaimer: I don't own SSB, if I did, they would've already made an anime (and a manga) about it.

SSB Ficlets and Jokes: Ficlet #1, Panty Shots

"Hey, Lucas. Watcha' doin'?" Ness could not help but not notice his friend, armed with a camera, next a frozen Zelda, in mid-leap, with her dress fanned out, glaring down at them.

"Well, Ike promised me candy..." Lucas said, not sure if Ness would tell Link. For 5 seconds, Ness didn't get it, but when he did...

"I'll get my camera!" The older boy grinned broadly and sprinted off.

~About 15 Minutes Later~

The two boys had already taken a grand record of 34 thousand-something or other shots and were still going strong when they heard a voice behind them.

"Hey, what're you guys doing?" Ness's eyes widened, praying it was NOT who he thought it was...

Yes, it was Link.

"CRAP WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT! C'MON LUCAS!" Ness grabbed his friend's hand and they ran off; Amidst his confusion, Lucas had accidentally dropped his camera.

"Huh." Link picked up the camera, and flipped through the (surprisingly good) photos of poor Zelda's underwear.

"WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS EARLIER?"

I think you know where this going XD. (Reads through again) AAAGGGHHHHHHH! (Is blinded by crappiness)

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PK CHAPTER EXTENSION

Joke #1: Tracks

One day, Meta knight was walking through the forest when he came across a set of tracks. Not wanting to meet what coul've possibly made them, Meta flew off. The next day, Ike- What? Oh, thanks Lucario, um, Ike can't be in this joke right now, he's in the infirmery right now 'cuz Zelda beat the crap out of him, Lucas, and Ness. So... (Shoves Lucario) The next day, Lucario was taking a walk in the same forest when he saw the SAME tracks that Meta saw, but unlike Meta, he was curious so he followed the tracks a little while... Until he heard IT coming, so he was chased off course. And we just sent a search to go look for him. Anyhoo, a week later, Marth found the tracks, too... Then he got hit by a train.

R&R Peoples! THANKS!