Some afraid can't undo others
by M. Nelson Christopher S.
Hello, my name is Bella. To be honest, none of my relatives ever accepted because I was a member of the local Lezbee-Ann club, but I didn't mind. And I was just trying to live my life and study like everyone else, until one day. The day that changed everything. It started with me leaving school early for some reason I forgot (could be destiny) and ended with me being the empress of the New United World Order of 2046. Walking down a path after I left school, I attempted to pee standing by a tree that was there, but instead I was soaked into a parallel world. To my surprise that world was completely populated by females and was in perfect order. No crime, rape, war or anything like that. Thinking it was a dream, I stupidly hit myself in the head with an axe and died, only to find myself alive in the hospital, being told that their superior female technology enabled them to respawn humans. I was so surprised that I didn't even notice that she was touching my private parts. Leaving the hospital, I found myself in a situation I couldn't cope with: This world was too perfect. None of the girls I confronted with my emotional thoughts really understood me, so I murdered them all. One after another. Because my method of solving problems was considered 'male' and was therefore new to the general public, I was ignored and continued to slaughter every female person on the whole planet, until I was alone. Then, the universe collapsed and I was brought back to my own universe, where I was lying on the ground, pants-down, pee everywhere, four horny guys staring at me. "No, the universe must be controlled by me!" I shouted, making them leave in confusion. Then the leader of the previous universe appeared, apparently she hid from me while I was murdering billions of people. "Only you can do it, I know." She said, and wiped every man from the planet. "Now we can rebuild our glorious nation of one, and you must guide us. You know the way of the man, you are useful." So I led the whole thing. We eventually started conquering other planets until some decades later, we ruled the whole galaxy. My family, however, still called me out for being a lesbian and made threatening calls. I never learned to deal with being attacked verbally and attempted to kill myself 2,200,000 times from 2011-2048. I was eventually made the empress of the New United World Order... then I woke up, put away my lesbian literature, and went to sleep, in 2046, as an empress of the New United World Order. Told you the story ends like this!