A Cullenry Experience
Chapter 1
Bella's P.O.V
"I'm bored" I whined
"Well we'll soon solve that" said Edward
"Hmmm what did you have in mind? I wondered, you could never quite tell what was going on inside that vampy head of his.
"Well… I was thinking why don't we open a restaurant" he said.
"Yay!" I cheered "Where's Nessie she'll love to help, and Jake, and Alice, and Esme…" I babbled on.
"Whoa!" said Edward shocked by my enthusiasm "We'll just go and ask them all!"
The rest of the Cullens etc. were in the lounge playing a big interactive quiz game on the wide screen TV. Jake was losing, so was sulking in the corner, Renesmee was trying her best to console him.
"Hey guys" I yelled, everyone jumped a mile in the air. For Vampires they weren't very aware of their surroundings.
"What!!" Emmet screamed, his face livid "I was just about to win the jackpot"
"You. Jackpot. Not two words I thought I'd hear in the same sentence" teased Edward.
"Calm it guys; Edward and I have a proposition for you, a business plan if you like." I said in my most business like voice.
"Eeek" squealed Alice
"You, future seeing evil pixie, keep quiet! Well I'll let Edward explain."
"This is the plan, we, that is 'The Cullen Family" will open a 'family' restaurant. What d'ya think?"
There was silence…
"Can it be an 'All American Diner'?" chirped Renesmee.
At this everyone burst into (flames lol) chatter about the new restaurant/All American Diner.
"Can it be Pink?" asked Rosalie
"NO!" screamed everyone else.
"Can there be hot waitress chics?" asked Emmet.
"NO!" screamed Rosalie.
"Can we serve blood?" asked Jasper.
"NO!" screamed Carlisle "It's not financially viable at the moment!"
"Can the Diner be attached to a great big mall all of our own!?" asked Alice.
"NO!" screamed everyone else.
"Can there be a medical theme?" asked Carlisle.
"What??" Everyone looked confused.
"Can we all wear roller skates?" asked Renesmee.
"Of course we can sweetie." I said.
"Now the biggest issue is going to be, of course, the name of the diner" said Edward.
"Can it be called 'Wolf Chow'?" asked Jacob.
"NO!" screamed everyone else.
"Can it be called 'Tasty Treats'?" asked Esme.
"NO!" screamed Alice "Too clichéd, I hate clichés"
"Can it be called 'Million Dollar Burger'?" asked Emmet.
"NO!" screamed Carlisle "It's not financially viable at the moment!"
"Can it be called 'Blood Bath'?" asked Jasper.
"NO!" screamed everyone else.
"Can it be called 'Doctor Meals'?" asked Carlisle.
"What??" Everyone look confused.
"Can it be called 'The Cullenry Experience'?" asked Renesmee.
"Of course it can sweetie!" I said.
