Happy Mid-Winter, Princeling
"You thought I forgot, didn't you? Well?"
"Well what?"
"Do you like it?"
"It's…" Legolas fumbled. "a very solid axe."
"Made in the finest dwarvish forge of my homeland."
"I can see that."
"It will fell any tree in a single swing."
Legolas cringed.
Gimli continued undaunted "This is a real warrior's weapon. It will cleave
an orc's limb like shale."
"I see."
"Much better in a fierce battle than those puny arrows of yours."