Marauders all let us rejoice

For we are detention free!

We've time to spare, and muck about

And make up games with cheese.

Our plan abounds in Snapey's room

Of mischeif mean and green

In Godric's name let us prevail

To Advance Marauder Fair!

In praksious strain let us proclaim to

Advance Marauder Fair!

Beneath our radiant Entrance Hall

We'll plan our greatest trick

To make this Hogwarts school of ours

As slippery as all hell

For those who come a ways down stairs

They'll get a nasty shock

They'll slide away while we proclaim

To Advance Marauder Fair!

In praksious strain let us proclaim to

Advance Marauder Fair!