Harry Potter and the Furby of DOOOOOM!
One day, Harry decided to go to Wal-Mart and spontaneously buy something. He went into the toy section and saw one of the most unusual things of all: A FURBY! He paid an outrageous amount of 1 billion dollars and 89 cents.
When Harry got back to Hogwarts, he decided to show his friends, Ron and Hermione, this new and strange device.
"Blimey!" Ron exclaimed. "It looks like my great-aunt Cleotilda's overweight parrot!"
"Harry," Hermione said in a cautious tone. "Why did you buy this… thing? Furbies are usually evil and they annoy you to the point of insanity! I'd be careful if I were you."
"Nonsense!" Harry said. "This thing looks perfectly gentle. Now… What should we name it?"
"How about Sir Fatty Poopy-pants Lebowitz!" Ron excitedly exclaimed.
"Okay then…" Harry muttered. Then the trio started playing with the toy and performing every Furby torture technique known to man. Little did the trio know that something bad was about to happen.